The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

What's the old saying? " If I known I was going to live so long I'd taken better care of myself"

Aw, hell no! If I went back to do it all again, the ramps would be taller, the girls would be too. I wouldn't have spun out the family Buick Century into a culvert, but I would take a girl with me on that joy ride. I would have more parties... Oh, I see now.
 
My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex.
But my wife insists it says dyslexia.

For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently…

I was buying my wife some underwear, I asked the shop assistant; “Are these knickers satin?”
“No” she said, “They’re brand new…”

My wife said she would leave me because of my obsession with algebra.
Now she is my X.

I surprised my wife by getting romantic last night…
Best Scrabble score I’ve ever had…

I asked my new wife when her birthday was.
She said March 1st.
So I walked around the room and asked again.

I told my wife: There’s only one thing that scares me during Halloween…
My wife: “Which is?”
Me: “Exactly“
 
Mixed with my normal stuff, it's hard to tell. But, I think I'm over the virus.

The wife did complain about being exhausted yesterday too. Whatever bug this is, it does a pretty good job on the immune system, with hardly any other symptoms. Really weird one.

I'll take something like this over influenza or covid... If the only symptoms are a nap, I'm all in!
I'm very glad you're feeling better! 🫂💞
 
G'day Everyone
New guy here from Perth in Western Australia, just pulling up a pew for a casual squiz.
But while I am here, pint O Guinness with a shot of Butterscotch Schnapps please 😁😁
Welcome!

We're a bit of a different thread here. We have 4 simple rules:
1. No drama
2. No religion
3. No politics
4. We don't hit on each other here. Take it to DMs.

Otherwise, we're a fun-loving bunch and talk about all kinds of things! Check out the first post and maybe go back a few pages to get the vibe. If you like what you see, please hang out with us! If this isn't your thing, there are about eleventy-billion other threads on Lit! 💝✨💞
 
It's just after 0100 in the PNW. I have an early day tomorrow; I'm meeting a long time friend for lunch. Those of you in the cold zones, stay warm! Have a wonderful Wednesday, everyone! 🥰✨💞

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Thank you for the morning greetings. Old friends are the absolute best. They know and support you on all the best ways. 🫂
 
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