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[Cacatua_Galerita]

Interested in enemas from a sex worker?

Are you pimping yourself out again?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Are you primping yourself up again?

Well, it is time for my OF.

 

[yowser]

Well, it is time to do me off.

No, no! Don't! At least try a suicide hotline first.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No, no! Don't! At least try a suicidal hotwife first.

I'd rather start with an angst-ridden goth girl, if you don't mind.

 

[Actingup]

I'd rather fart with an angst-ridden goth girl, if you don't mind

I prefer the Visigoth girls over the Ostrogoths. More of an Italian flavour, and less cabbage.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I prefer the Vistula girls over the Okanagans. More of those Europeans favours, and less baggage.

I lean more towards the Canadian girls myself.

 

[yowser]

I lean more towards the Canadian geese myself.

Oh no you don't! Migration season makes it seem like a one-night stand.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh no you don't! "Migraine season" makes it seem like more than a one-night ban.

It's not my fault I have seasonal affection disorder.

 

[yowser]

It's not my fault I have Susan's affections disordered.

Maybe she needs someone else in her life?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Maybe she needs solemnness in her life?

Strangely, the nunnery won’t accept goth girls.

 

[yowser]

Strangely, the gunnery won’t except goth girls.

You mean for target practice?

 

[D_K_Moon]

You mean at Target for practice?

I thought they frowned on masturbating in the lingerie aisle?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I thought they fawned on masturbators in the lingerie aisle?

"If you mess, you buy the dress," and the sales girls' get the commissions.

 

[Actingup]

"If you mess, you buy the dress" and the sales girls get the emissions.

It would be better to take the sales girls home and offer the emissions directly.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

It would be better to take the lash girls home and suffer the excruciation directly.

You woke up in a submissive mood today.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You shook up a submissive model today.

They react well when I crack the whip during a shoot.

 

[Rustyoznail]

They react well when I crack my zip during a shoot.

They're laughing at the picture of Captain Underpants on yours.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Kir's louching from the tincture of certain anovulants of yours.

I didn't think slipping her "the pill" would affect the cocktail like that.

 

[Actingup]

I didn't think slipping her "the pill" would affect the cockerel like that.

Some young roosters just don't see the point of ploughing their hens unless it's to make babies.

PS @Tio_Narratore - "anovulants" was elite level.

 

[yowser]

Some young roosters just don't see the point of wowing their hens unless it's to make babies.

A frisky cock is the reproductive paradigm.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A frisky cock is the reprobate's paradise.

That's sounds like a truism.

 

[Actingup]

That sounds like me-tooism

None of your anti-woke sensitivities here.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

None of your aunties were sensitive there.

"Deep Throat" was a porn fantasy; you don't try to play with a real woman's clit by sticking your fingers down her throat.

 

[TiberiusPrime]

"Deep Throat" was a Watergate pseudonym; you don't try to get Tricky Dick by being anonymous.

Carl Bernstein stole the credit from Bob Woodward.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Carl's beer stein holds the reed that's from Bob's woodwind.

Isn't that from an episode of Musician's Gone Wild?