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IMHO the most common dick pic mistake is too close/no context. Just a gnarly closeup of some wrinkly flesh (specially if it's not even fully hard). After that, shit lighting. Try for some light and shade, it helps shape and dramatise.

At risk of seeming like a didactic asshole, I'm going to put this one out there in support of my thesis. It's not too close and has context of legs, panties. It's rock hard. The light and shadows are fucking awesome if I do say so myself. It's also not massive, I'm only around 5" fully hard but does that matter if I'm balls-deep?

https://ibb.co/K9SSSZP
So more like this…
https://ibb.co/TMvXy4zN

And fewer like this?
https://ibb.co/8L4K8DcR
 
As a lover of [solicited] dick pics, some of what I prefer:

+As others have mentioned, zoom out! Show more than just an uber close-up of your cock. At the very least, include your balls! I love balls, but so many dick pics are lacking them. Show off some of your body if you're comfortable, too.

+Make sure you have decent lighting. Dark, blurry images are just crap. [Haven't seen that much in this thread, but still wanted to mention it.]

+Try different angles! POV shots from above or below, side angles that show off the curve of your cock. Multiple pics in one post can help, too; having a few pics to look at lets me get more of a 3D impression of how you look and feel.

+GIFs are amazing if you're up to it--stroke your cock or do a teasing reveal while you undress or just bounce your cock around. Bonus points if you include audio of yourself stroking or playing around.
 
I don't think folks are doubting you.

For someone with such a massive cock, I'm surprised at your insecurity. 😅

You have not a damn thing to be worried about, my internet-acquaintance! 🍆 #GreatCock
I think I forgot to mention it’s an old picture and that I had doubters previously, I preemptively posted that one 😂
 
I think I forgot to mention it’s an old picture and that I had doubters previously, I preemptively posted that one 😂
I can tell its a nice-sized one, though I prefer non bone pressed pics because to me, it just looks like the guy is trying to do everything to make it look bigger...and you dont have to worry about that, from my perspective.
And as said before, unless its 1 inch or like 9 or 10, I personally dont care much about the size. I do however appreciate decent grooming, and ok yes, a decent size/shape looks nice but that just means to me not how "big/small" it might be, but does it bend awkwardly, have some odd coloring, is it too thin with a huge head, whatever. For eample, I know a guy with TWO holes (urethras) in the head of his cock. I believe they then connect to one somewhere in the shaft but anyway, it just looks odd. Doesnt affect his peeing or orgasms I guess. I wouldnt say no to him but sure its...something thats a notch odd to see and certainly must be a story he has to tell!
But all cocks can be lovely, no matter the size or shape...though yes, a little grooming goes a long way, with me.
 
I can tell its a nice-sized one, though I prefer non bone pressed pics because to me, it just looks like the guy is trying to do everything to make it look bigger...and you dont have to worry about that, from my perspective.
And as said before, unless its 1 inch or like 9 or 10, I personally dont care much about the size. I do however appreciate decent grooming, and ok yes, a decent size/shape looks nice but that just means to me not how "big/small" it might be, but does it bend awkwardly, have some odd coloring, is it too thin with a huge head, whatever. For eample, I know a guy with TWO holes (urethras) in the head of his cock. I believe they then connect to one somewhere in the shaft but anyway, it just looks odd. Doesnt affect his peeing or orgasms I guess. I wouldnt say no to him but sure its...something thats a notch odd to see and certainly must be a story he has to tell!
But all cocks can be lovely, no matter the size or shape...though yes, a little grooming goes a long way, with me.
The bone pressing was more because of me being a little heavy at the time of taking 😂 I was merely showing my potential.

Only the one urethra here, I can draw one extra for you though if that’s your thing?
 
Question for everyone...men and women etc.

I was sent a dm just a bit ago asking me for some new ways to photograph their cock, because the "standard" ole shot may get "boring" or maybe doesnt emphasize the size and shape etc.

Here is what I wrote...do you all agree? disagree? want to add on to it?
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interesting question.

lots of different perspectives

for example, i dont usually like seeing the view from underneath/your knees or whatever, looking up. i get how it could be turn on in that...you are in a chair or standing and the woman is on her knees looking up etc...subserviant, but its not a great view of the dick and honestly the balls then become center stage which arent exactly usually sexy.

honestly, a mirror type selfie is usually best or a 3/4 side view looking down...it gives a good view of size and shape, it hides the balls a bit, usually you can see chest and abs and quads a bit...

but if you arent in great shape, then perhaps sitting in a chair/couch, or laying back on a bed/couch and shooting "down" per se...works because you get the view of a woman who would climb on top of you for cowgirl or giving you a blowjob or whatever...and it again, is a decent view of the cock, plus some men like to bonepress to add a half inch or more, and sometimes it hides a bit of pubic hair if they havent groomed a bit...so theres that aspect too.

otherwise, do something fun like comparing it to objects like shampoo bottles, aspirin bottles, beer/soda cans, baseball bats, your phone, your laptop, whatever...not just a ruler!
My absolute least favorite dick photos ever are those that have their dicks next to an object for comparison. I’m not dense I can tell how big or small you are without a visual aid. Be more creative than that!
There’s angles, working with light and shadows, etc. Be more creative than sticking your dick next to a can or other object.
Other dick pics I don’t like…ones that are taken in the bathroom and you can see the toilet. Backgrounds matter! 😂

Rant over…

Nice to see this thread I started is still going strong. I’ll have to take about half my day to finish going through it. 🥳
 
This sounds right to me. I'm very new to taking dick pics and have taken some downright scary shots from beneath my balls. The wrinkled scrotum just does *not* look good from that vantage point, though perhaps a massive cock would overwhelm that.

There are some great photos on this thread and lots dirty women (and men) who are happy to give feedback via likes and comments.
Balls are my favorite body part, fun fact, I love pics that show not just dick but also balls.
 
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