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Good Morning ☀️ and Happy Valentine’s Day Brat House! ❤️💋❤️

I’m so glad we all have this space to come hangout, chat, play, and be our silliest selves! I’ll have to agree with @Chloe_Harper that she, myself and @BrendaBear never could have imagined, that with all of your help, this place would be as amazing as it is!

It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day if I did t show off some colors for the day! Maybe another hidden color or two 🤪💋

I promise to be on my best flirty and sassy behavior today. Whatever that means 🙃🤪😇🙃 I make no promises though and any complaints can be taken up with the keeper @MischiefMakerAlways in the complaints department 🤪

Here’s some Boobs and Bums! Let’s see yours ladies and gents! Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day!

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I'm a 1:1:1 kind who skips the sugar syrup as I like it tart and salty. I get the good stuff for the family gatherings, the cheap stuff for the let's get smashed gatherings.

Good stuff being Don Julio or Patron or El Tesoro.

Cheap stuff here is some Aussie ones, which I can't remember the name of 🤭
I have gained an appreciation for Don Julio Reposado as a sipping tequila over the last couple of years. I like your ratios. On the rocks, or blended? I prefer rocks, myself.
 
I'm a 1:1:1 kind who skips the sugar syrup as I like it tart and salty. I get the good stuff for the family gatherings, the cheap stuff for the let's get smashed gatherings.

Good stuff being Don Julio or Patron or El Tesoro.

Cheap stuff here is some Aussie ones, which I can't remember the name of 🤭
Patron is usually my go to!
Hey!! Her alerts are a wonderful part of any morning!
 
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!

I probably won't be around today, but I wanted to drop in and say hi. I hope you have a wonderful day! Kisses for the lovely brats 😘😘 and hugs (okay, maybe one or two kisses!) for the pervs. Errr, gentlemen. 🫂🫂

Talk with you soon, I'm sure. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Patron is usually my go to!
I was at a bar and a kid, maybe 21 and trying to be worldly (as you do the first time you order a real drink at the bar top), asked for "1-800-Tequila." I did not laugh. Aloud. (I remember being intimidated and trying not to look it).
Hey!! Her alerts are a wonderful part of any morning!
One of the best parts of waking up. "I did good! I amused her!"
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You can’t be a brat all the time, it’d get boring 😂😂
Can’t Brat all the time? What? Tsk tsk

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This day suddenly got oh so much better!!! Thank you Sammy!!! You are so sexy!!! OMG!!! 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Mm, as always bestie, you are just 🔥🔥🔥

Love the colors in that first one really popping 😍😍😍 and you know I love that bottom one 😏 and that third one is just fire

*quickly starts putting interferences to the "complaints" department*
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I was at a bar and a kid, maybe 21 and trying to be worldly (as you do the first time you order a real drink at the bar top), asked for "1-800-Tequila." I did not laugh. Aloud. (I remember being intimidated and trying not to look it).
Haha!! So was there a self motivational pep talk where you practiced? I was lucky enough to be in Miami for my first experience. Everyone is as worldly as they are stupid and language barriers make everything easier! 😂😂
One of the best parts of waking up. "I did good! I amused her!"
Exactly!!! And then catching her badassery after you see what made her laugh! 🤪🤪
 
Last summer, Starbucks came out with a Lavender Latte. Someone on Lit was so happy to try it out, but it was not to their liking. (Starbucks sucks. Just sayin'). They used a powdered mix, and it didn't dissolve fully, so it came out gritty and not tasty as they had hoped. They were very disappointed. I do not usually like flavored coffee, but I felt bad, and thought they couldn't actually have any, I made some lavender syrup (1:1 ratio of sugar to water, then steep culinary-grade lavender in it for 15 minutes before straining) and made some espresso for my own lavender latte. Using real lavender pulls out some floral notes that are just lovely.

Salty's Variations on a Theme thread had an appropriate theme, so I took a picture.
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Now that flavor reminds me of them, and makes me smile still.
I love that so much 🤗 thank you for sharing it. Also, side note, I know Starbucks isn't great, but it's still what I get on "Treat Yo-self" days. But, making my own lavender syrup? Gosh, imagine the possibilities the would open with alcohol too 🤤🤤🤤
 
Good Morning ☀️ and Happy Valentine’s Day Brat House! ❤️💋❤️

I’m so glad we all have this space to come hangout, chat, play, and be our silliest selves! I’ll have to agree with @Chloe_Harper that she, myself and @BrendaBear never could have imagined, that with all of your help, this place would be as amazing as it is!

It wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day if I did t show off some colors for the day! Maybe another hidden color or two 🤪💋

I promise to be on my best flirty and sassy behavior today. Whatever that means 🙃🤪😇🙃 I make no promises though and any complaints can be taken up with the keeper @MischiefMakerAlways in the complaints department 🤪

Here’s some Boobs and Bums! Let’s see yours ladies and gents! Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day!

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just dropping in to say Happy Valentines Day brat house!🥰😍😘😘💜

and @LupineOne save me a glass of the good stuff please! 😉
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