Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

That’s Salad Fingers,


https://media1.tenor.com/m/dcu-dfC5ep0AAAAC/good-day-sir-wonka.gif

Salads don’t have fingers. Chickens do.

 

[Bry1313]

Salads don’t have fingers. Chickens do.

Hubert Cumberdale and I disagree with you.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yes/no to viruses as life. They are only replicating RNA, so since they can’t self replicate on their own or do other biological functions, technically they are nonliving (I’m doing this sex site stuff perfect, right?

Oh baby, talk dirty to me!! You had me at RNA

 

[Qky75]

Oh baby, talk dirty to me!! You had me at RNA

Oh sure. You let me do the setup and then stroke his punchline.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Oh sure. You let me do the setup and then stroke his punchline.

But… but… RNA!!!

 

[__Nathan1968]

RNA? I’m here for T ‘n A.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Coming off a near-sleepless night full of nightmares and panicky thoughts.
Now I have to go put in a full shift at the middle school.

Kindly leave me any Xanax, coffee, and dad jokes you might have.

 

[LostHorizon]

No.... NEVER again
It was a great idea in theory... most didn't understand the creative piece

Most ideas seem great in theory until they are actually put into practice!

That seems especially true concerning dicks.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Coming off a near-sleepless night full of nightmares and panicky thoughts.
Now I have to go put in a full shift at the middle school.

Kindly leave me any Xanax, coffee, and dad jokes you might have.

*Checks Lit currency wallet*
Sorry, all I got are boobs, hugs, and boob-squishing hugs No sleep here either

 

[lavendersilk]

Coming off a near-sleepless night full of nightmares and panicky thoughts.
Now I have to go put in a full shift at the middle school.

Kindly leave me any Xanax, coffee, and dad jokes you might have.

https://voca.ro/1iAfZ8eZuDTj

 

[lavendersilk]

*Checks Lit currency wallet*
Sorry, all I got are boobs, hugs, and boob-squishing hugs No sleep here either

https://media.tenor.com/p5I6XrICAv8AAAAM/cats-hugging-cute-cat-hug.gif

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

*Checks Lit currency wallet*
Sorry, all I got are boobs, hugs, and boob-squishing hugs No sleep here either

I believe those have a favourable exchange rate as currency

 

[Whiskeyjack]

https://voca.ro/1iAfZ8eZuDTj

I just got to school. I'll have to give this a listen when I get a break later.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Good. It will be important for us to get along and understand each other's language when I'm also married to you in Canada...

You also have to learn the effective use of the word “eh” in conversation

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh sure. You let me do the setup and then stroke his punchline.

Stroke his punchline …. That’s a new term I haven’t heard yet.

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[Qky75]

Stroke his punchline …. That’s a new term I haven’t heard yet.

I coined it myself. You can take several inferences from it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I coined it myself. You can take several inferences from it.

So it’s a euphemism

 

[Qky75]

So it’s a euphemism

It very much could be. Then again, almost anything could be a euphemism to me.

 

[SWR101]

So it’s a euphemism

What did you just call me?!

 

[MrMakersMark]

What did you just call me?!

Think they called you an idiom, Boss.

I just popped in to see who said it, so we know whose ass to kick.

 

[vagrantx]

You also have to learn the effective use of the word “eh” in conversation

Can't you just use it instead of commas eh and maybe question marks too eh

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

None of those overlap with sweaters

Yes cause jackets don't go over your head to put on and sweaters do... Like that mr Rogers jacket you wear, jacket. If the front was closed up and you had to put it over your head to out on, sweater

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You also have to learn the effective use of the word “eh” in conversation

Do I pass the citizenship test?
https://voca.ro/1hTtiR6wvHE8

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can't you just use it instead of commas eh and maybe question marks too eh

I’m upset that this was so effective.