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[AlwaysDancing]

Seems with that UN he WANTS you IN his hole

When they try and be funny and clever and witty but just end up banging a rock with a stick and now I’m gonna get grouped in with it

((Sits back in chair. Drinks coffee. Thinks about wandering lonely as a cloud over a host of jocund daffodils.))

 

[Fiestykitten]

Seems with that UN he WANTS you IN his hole

 

[Fiestykitten]

etiquette
manners
fisting
fafo
links to dick pics
Subaru...
for the love of christ I need more coffee before I stumble in here in the morning

With this list I don't think Christ exists here......

 

[BrendaBear]

If that sticks, you might be my nemesis

https://media1.tenor.com/m/JAY3fToonzIAAAAC/funny-angel.gif

 

[Hornymwtxn]

When they try and be funny and clever and witty but just end up banging a rock with a stick and now I’m gonna get grouped in with it

((Sits back in chair. Drinks coffee. Thinks about wandering lonely as a cloud over a host of jocund daffodils.))

Not all jokes land.
Made me laugh typing it out.
Sorry if my sick sense of humor offends

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Not all jokes land.
Made me laugh typing it out.
Sorry if my sick sense of humor offends

Truth. Not all jokes land.

It didn’t offend.

Apologies if I was harsh. Sarcasm rarely lands.

 

[BrendaBear]

Hi, late stage GenX here. At least the world acknowledges the existence of your generation. We are just sort of cast off and remain under the shadow of boomers who can't fucking let go.

I for one, don't mind. I'm more of a "leave me the fuck out of your bullshit drama" kind of girl.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

And waiting. And waiting. And waiting.

Oh, was this you?

 

[BrendaBear]

With this list I don't think Christ exists here......

Oh, I think he's around... just a whole lot of...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wYwLJAHbuWEAAAAC/problematic-stressed.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

I always took it as " you are wearing your ass as a hat," i.e. your head is up your butt.

I think that makes perfect sense. I, on the other hand, gave it no thought when I first heard it in "Ant-Man". I just laughed like a crazy woman. And still giggle when I see/hear it.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/pHk3ZA1e447Vkugszd/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952yl4sezpl61qlbss55pibe1ftrsyv7iqr8713jl8i&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

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[BrendaBear]

That reminds me, time to hit the mat. I don't want mine it to sag.

Wow... a sub but you go and beat up Matt... just for a workout? Damn, boy!

 

[Fiestykitten]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/pHk3ZA1e447Vkugszd/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952yl4sezpl61qlbss55pibe1ftrsyv7iqr8713jl8i&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

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I was thinking more like this
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.4a342dd04e5e452cbe78185d2a759da9?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fT7lQrCC_94EAAAAM%2fboy-nose-picking.gif&ehk=ycS33J5UrT4RcvOX5GXuNtDb0yojtNmiTC81w%2bjtWT8%3d
*skips away giggling*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh, I think he's around... just a whole lot of...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wYwLJAHbuWEAAAAC/problematic-stressed.gif

And a lot of

"Dear Lord,

Today I was very naughty. However, I also made people laugh. So, perhaps they balance out? See you in heaven, probably.

Best wishes,
(Insert name here)

PS I know you and the Devil have like your own drama, but can you please ask him to stop sending me those weird DMs. I just can't with him today."

 

[Trubbycat]

Morning folks

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm sorry to hear that. *kisses you sweetly on the cheek*
(Don't tell anyone or you'll ruin my thread cred!)

Your secret is safe with me, dear heart.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Your secret is safe with me, dear heart.

Secrets, secrets are no fun...





Unless they are for everyone!!!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Aww, not cast off. Gen x gets acknowledged. We see yall. Especially here. On lit. Around every corner.

Well now that just sounds creepy! Wait, am I creepy? Am I lurking too close?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I did get a handful of DM’s from thirsty guys thinking I was a female sub and wanting to Dom me.. Taught me some empathy for the ladies on here.

Mine has never had much a problem from that. My DMs are as clean and dry as a actual saint's prayers.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well now that just sounds creepy! Wait, am I creepy? Am I lurking too close?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hi, late stage GenX here. At least the world acknowledges the existence of your generation. We are just sort of cast off and remain under the shadow of boomers who can't fucking let go.

The forgotten generation

 

[Fiestykitten]

Mine has never had much a problem from that. My DMs are as clean and dry as a actual saint's prayers.

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.4f6209cc527daa98209af5407e459f6f?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia1.tenor.com%2fimages%2f4f6209cc527daa98209af5407e459f6f%2ftenor.gif%3fitemid%3d5469012&ehk=VC1pHFiEV5qDFrq9I5EPl0zXJGcHxLGdbFWX3tZXDf4%3d

 

[BrendaBear]

We are so glad you got over that "mixed messages" thing you had going on.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The forgotten generation

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Morning folks

Too many overripe mangoes last night?