Cock Talk

[RosewoodTulip]

Tell us about your hooters.

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No question today, just an essay assignment for you women.

In the interest of better “handling” things, please tell us men what we do right and wrong with your boobs. Are we gentle enough, rough enough, obsessed too much/too little, would you like more/less attention on your nipples, how do you really feel about giving a boob job to your man, do you like seeing us lick our cum off your breasts, do you motorboat, do you enjoy the power your boobs have over us or are you perplexed by it, what words do you not like applied to your chesticles, etc.?

Please better educate us about your cans, knockers, jugs, titties, boobies, fun bags, and face pillows. (Thank you for you time).

I have super sized fun bags and they usually attract attention well before anyone cares to look at my face or learn my name.
I've had hookups in the past where I could have sat and read a book and the guy in question would have been too focused on playing with my hooters to realise.
So now I would humbly ask any jugs appreciator to try and remember that there is a whole ass human attached to them.

During sex I prefer a careful, gentle touch at first but once we're in the throes I quite like nibbles, bites and hard gropes on my dirty pillows.

I enjoy boob jobs when it's not an expectation for me. The delight on a guys face seeing how well his hot dog fits between my baps is always a treat and a turn on.

Yes my cans are very sensitive so start slow and warm me up.

I do like seeing a guy cum all over my cantaloupes and if he's comfortable enough to lick them clean afterwards that's incredibly sexy too.

When I'm out living my life I don't really like stares and glares on my chebs but in the bedroom I want them to be enjoyed as long as the rest of me gets equal attention.

I can't think of any nicknames really for my bazongas

But seriously nicknames are fun for flirting but during sex I only want to hear breasts or tits or boobs. Not titties or boobies or anything else that sounds like it's from a Carry On movie.

 

[Neanderthal247]

I have super sized fun bags and they usually attract attention well before anyone cares to look at my face or learn my name.
I've had hookups in the past where I could have sat and read a book and the guy in question would have been too focused on playing with my hooters to realise.
So now I would humbly ask any jugs appreciator to try and remember that there is a whole ass human attached to them.

During sex I prefer a careful, gentle touch at first but once we're in the throes I quite like nibbles, bites and hard gropes on my dirty pillows.

I enjoy boob jobs when it's not an expectation for me. The delight on a guys face seeing how well his hot dog fits between my baps is always a treat and a turn on.

Yes my cans are very sensitive so start slow and warm me up.

I do like seeing a guy cum all over my cantaloupes and if he's comfortable enough to lick them clean afterwards that's incredibly sexy too.

When I'm out living my life I don't really like stares and glares on my chebs but in the bedroom I want them to be enjoyed as long as the rest of me gets equal attention.

I can't think of any nicknames really for my bazongas

But seriously nicknames are fun for flirting but during sex I only want to hear breasts or tits or boobs. Not titties or boobies or anything else that sounds like it's from a Carry On movie.

I don't believe they're super sized, I require some proof.


I must investigate this mystery
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[RosewoodTulip]

I don't believe they're super sized, I require some proof.


I must investigate this mystery
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I mean
They're in my AV

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've had hookups in the past where I could have sat and read a book and the guy in question would have been too focused on playing with my hooters to realise.

https://h16free.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/indiana-jones.gif

I can see both sides of this issue.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

https://h16free.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/indiana-jones.gif

I can see both sides of this issue.

That's usually the look on their faces too. Lefty, Righty or both at the same time

 

[hotwords229_A]

Damn! What do you feed that thing?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3a6c7be407a45f372d5af85300d9e641/be760b57703b313c-03/s1280x1920/666437503a2380511fae722ebc86748f4b05593c.jpg

We all need to be healthier, it’s just a question of how much healthier.
There is a great thread about exercise with an awesome group of Lit people here. (The Host is pretty spectacular too )

But what about diet? A healthy cock (or clit) requires a healthy heart, mind and body.

Generally speaking, what do you eat for breakfast?
What do you eat for lunch?
Are you a healthy eater, or do you need serious improvement?
Do you exercise regularly, not at all, or keep busy enough that your general day is exercise?
What breathing exercises do you do?
Do you get enough sleep?
Are you a Win Hof cold plunger, or more of the Spa Day type?
Do you meditate? How often and how . . . intense?
What kind of vitamins are you gobbling down everyday?
Do you notice harder erections with exercise, or are you generally the same stiffness (Ladies, you can answer too about your partner, or your own arousal with exercise)?
What food makes your partner taste better?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Damn! What do you feed that thing?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3a6c7be407a45f372d5af85300d9e641/be760b57703b313c-03/s1280x1920/666437503a2380511fae722ebc86748f4b05593c.jpg

We all need to be healthier, it’s just a question of how much healthier.
There is a great thread about exercise with an awesome group of Lit people here. (The Host is pretty spectacular too )

But what about diet? A healthy cock (or clit) requires a healthy heart, mind and body.

Generally speaking, what do you eat for breakfast?
What do you eat for lunch?
Are you a healthy eater, or do you need serious improvement?
Do you exercise regularly, not at all, or keep busy enough that your general day is exercise?
What breathing exercises do you do?
Do you get enough sleep?
Are you a Win Hof cold plunger, or more of the Spa Day type?
Do you meditate? How often and how . . . intense?
What kind of vitamins are you gobbling down everyday?
Do you notice harder erections with exercise, or are you generally the same stiffness (Ladies, you can answer too about your partner, or your own arousal with exercise)?
What food makes your partner taste better?

I'm just going to be honest: mine does NOT look like that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm just going to be honest: mine does NOT look like that.

The bananas from the grocery store never look like that. They are always too green.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Damn! What do you feed that thing?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3a6c7be407a45f372d5af85300d9e641/be760b57703b313c-03/s1280x1920/666437503a2380511fae722ebc86748f4b05593c.jpg

We all need to be healthier, it’s just a question of how much healthier.
There is a great thread about exercise with an awesome group of Lit people here. (The Host is pretty spectacular too )

But what about diet? A healthy cock (or clit) requires a healthy heart, mind and body.

Generally speaking, what do you eat for breakfast?
What do you eat for lunch?

I’m usually more of a brunch person and I have a low sugar protein shake. If it’s a day I’m in the office and I had a shake earlier than normal, I’ll eat a lighter lunch - sushi, poke bowl, fruit, salad, hummus, etc.

Except on the days when they have my favorite goat cheese and tomato basil sauce dip. Then I eat ALL the calories

Are you a healthy eater, or do you need serious improvement?

I don’t have any hard restrictions on what I do and don’t eat. I want to feel good though, so I generally avoid foods that are greasy or high in sugar as they often make me feel sick. I also focus on eating enough protein and drinking enough water.

Do you exercise regularly, not at all, or keep busy enough that your general day is exercise?

I try to exercise regularly. I tend to be all or none though. So I’ll have periods where for whatever reason (surgery, illness, schedule, etc.) I’m not exercising much and periods where I’m happily exercising daily for months without missing a workout.

What breathing exercises do you do?

Marathon. I’ve successfully kept up with constant breathing for 40+ years.

Do you get enough sleep?

No, but it’s something I’ve been working on for the last year!

Are you a Win Hof cold plunger, or more of the Spa Day type?

Spa, but I don’t go often.

Do you meditate? How often and how . . . intense?

Nope, but I have tried acupressure and it’s amazing. I almost feel like it can be medative.

What kind of vitamins are you gobbling down everyday?

Multivitamin with greens, extra calcium and vitamin D, black cohosh (has really helped with the side effects of having an ovary removed last year), and magnesium (at bedtime to help with sleep.)

Do you notice harder erections with exercise, or are you generally the same stiffness (Ladies, you can answer too about your partner, or your own arousal with exercise)?

What food makes your partner taste better?

Pineapple

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm drunk. Can I answer another day?

 

[lavendersilk]

Damn! What do you feed that thing?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3a6c7be407a45f372d5af85300d9e641/be760b57703b313c-03/s1280x1920/666437503a2380511fae722ebc86748f4b05593c.jpg

Is that a banana and are you happy to see me?

Generally speaking, what do you eat for breakfast?

Is he on the table? AFAF

I wake up at 5 am and make a protien shake with a frozen banana or frozen strawberries and milk. And when I get to work I drink coffee. Lots and lots of water.

This can change if I am meal prepping. Sometimes I make breakfast sandwiches.

What do you eat for lunch?

It changes. Sometimes a sandwich, stir fry or pasta. Again, meal prep is important.

Are you a healthy eater, or do you need serious improvement?

I'm pretty good. I know what I need to do, it's just getting motivated to meal prep. Sometimes I just don't feel like it.

Do you exercise regularly, not at all, or keep busy enough that your general day is exercise?

I don't exercise and I know I should. I love walking on the beach.

What breathing exercises do you do?

I don't.

Do you get enough sleep?

Probably not. But I try to take a gummy for that or put on an ASMR video.

Are you a Win Hof cold plunger, or more of the Spa Day type?

Neither.

Do you meditate? How often and how . . . intense?

Yes. I try to relax a few times a week with an ASMR video. I'm not sure if that qualifies as traditional meditation, but it lowers my blood pressure and calms my nerves.

What kind of vitamins are you gobbling down everyday?

A Woman's 1 A Day multivitamin and a D3 because I am a vampire.

Do you notice harder erections with exercise, or are you generally the same stiffness (Ladies, you can answer too about your partner, or your own arousal with exercise)?

I have gotten aroused watching people work out... does that count?

What food makes your partner taste better?

I have no clue. I should try feeding a partner pineapple though and seeing if that actually works, because I sure do keep hearing about it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm drunk. Can I answer another day?

Seems like this would be the perfect time to get to the truth.

I'm not sure if that qualifies as traditional meditation, but it lowers my blood pressure and calms my nerves.

It absolutely counts.

I love walking on the beach.

This also counts as exercise and meditation.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have tried acupressure and it’s amazing.

Is this work for targeted pain relief? Or is it more of a relaxing massage experience?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Seems like this would be the perfect time to get to the truth.

But what a boring question to get to the truth on....

ETA No offence.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Generally speaking, what do you eat for breakfast?

Fruit. Cereal. Cereal bar.

What do you eat for lunch?

not much. Cup a soup?

Are you a healthy eater, or do you need serious improvement?

Serious. Jesus. Do you know how long it is taking me to type these answers correctly?...

Do you exercise regularly, not at all, or keep busy enough that your general day is exercise?

I practice yoga.

What breathing exercises do you do?

heavy.

Do you get enough sleep?

define 'enough'.

Are you a Win Hof cold plunger, or more of the Spa Day type?

Bless you. And what? Probably the second one.

Do you meditate? How often and how . . . intense?

yes. Depends.

What kind of vitamins are you gobbling down everyday?

define 'gobbling'

Do you notice harder erections with exercise, or are you generally the same stiffness (Ladies, you can answer too about your partner, or your own arousal with exercise)?

i have noticed i can get very wet.

What food makes your partner taste better?

N/a.

 

[hotwords229_A]

But what a boring question to get to the truth on....

ETA No offence.

So your answer was you practice meditating yoga while getting wet and gobbling vitamins while breathing heavily and you can’t get enough!

You think that answer is boring?

Sounds pretty hot, actually.

 

[Endless_Night]

Well this is different flavor of a question set.

Generally speaking, what do you eat for breakfast.
A smoothie. Type varies, but if I wake up cranky, usually banana, strawberries, cocoa, peanut butter, jersey milk, and hemp seed.

What do you eat for lunch?
These days I try for protein. I'm trying to up consumption.

Are you a healthy eater, or do you need serious improvement?
Healthy on the whole. I'm gluten intolerant, so that cuts out of lot of easy, temptation foods. I haven't had fast food in a decade. I do have a bit of a sugar and theobromine problem. Stress has me hitting the dark chocolate.

Do you exercise regularly, not at all, or keep busy enough that your general day is exercise?
I exercise. Like @LadyLascivious1 it's all in or nothing. More often in. Weight classes, yoga, running, and some dance. I like to find events to train for, things with a quirky twist. Having an end goal really works for me.

What breathing exercises do you do?
A little with yoga, Win Hot, meditational breathing.

Do you get enough sleep?
Nooooooooooooo.

Are you a Win Hof cold plunger, or more of the Spa Day type?
Both. Though I've done little of either these last couple of years. I am in the middle of planning an out of town spa retreat, however, so hoping things will start to flow in that area again. My body really responds to body work. I feel attuned.

Do you meditate? How often and how . . . intense?
I have. And should be. It's best when I do daily in the morning. My routines became very derailed for, well, reasons. Getting back on track is a priority, but it takes me time to reset the habits.

What kind of vitamins are you gobbling down everyday?
Calcium, fish oil, vitamin D, methylated B.

Do you notice harder erections with exercise, or are you generally the same stiffness (Ladies, you can answer too about your partner, or your own arousal with exercise)?
N/A

What food makes your partner taste better?
Ummmm.

 

[Endless_Night]

It's a little different, but not too far off
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/cock-map.1425706/post-85618090
Also the back of my neck and traps are definitely not ticklish

*bump*

Becasue default's abs did not get enough love.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

We all need to be healthier, it’s just a question of how much healthier.
There is a great thread about exercise with an awesome group of Lit people here. (The Host is pretty spectacular too )

But what about diet? A healthy cock (or clit) requires a healthy heart, mind and body.

Hey thank you, HW! It’s a nice little thread and anyone is welcomed to join. I’ve learned a lot and been motivated when I needed a boost. I’ve also been very very lazy for long stretches of time, and that’s great too! Thanks again for the shout out.

Generally speaking, what do you eat for breakfast?

I am not very hungry in the morning. I have coffee, and then around 11ish, if I’m at work, I bring one of these protein drinks, or I have a yogurt with granola in it.

What do you eat for lunch?

If I’m at work, I have been pretty good about bringing some sort of salad that I make on Sundays so I can just grab one and go as I run out the door. Lately it’s spinach, strawberry, goat cheese, candied pecans, and then I bring a raspberry vinaigrette to add to it later. Or other times I make one of those tabouli kits and add tomato and cucumber and sometimes chickpeas to it.

Are you a healthy eater, or do you need serious improvement?

I’m a healthy eater during the week at work. And I do ok for dinner. Because I can plan ahead. And I’ve cut way way back on alcohol. I went into a big dip there for a while, and honestly did a couple things that were not my best moments. And I found I just really slept better if I didn’t drink. I still enjoy a drink every now and again.
The problem is when I have unstructured time. My discipline goes out the window over the weekend.

Do you exercise regularly, not at all, or keep busy enough that your general day is exercise?

I’m all over the place here. Sometimes I do great. I run, I do body pump, I have personal trainers, I am at the gym a lot. Other times, I do nothing and I just tell myself negative things instead. Recently, I adopted a 3 year old shepherd and he and I are walking. I’m up and out by 6 and walking each morning, even in the ice, and you know that wouldn’t have happened without him. He’s really helped me get back out there.

What breathing exercises do you do?

When I run, it helps to distract me and manage my workout if I breathe in for two steps and out for four. That’s the only time (other than Lamaze ) that I did breathing exercises.

Do you get enough sleep?

Does anyone get enough sleep? I’m not a good sleeper. Even when I go to bed early, I don’t stay asleep. I’m restless. I walk and talk in my sleep. Fun at sleepovers!

Are you a Win Hof cold plunger, or more of the Spa Day type?

What’s the first one? I do love the spa.

Do you meditate? How often and how . . . intense?

No. I’m not good at this. I can’t seem to quiet my thoughts. I need to work on this.

What kind of vitamins are you gobbling down everyday?

I take B12. I take 1000 mg of Vitamin D every other week.

Do you notice harder erections with exercise, or are you generally the same stiffness (Ladies, you can answer too about your partner, or your own arousal with exercise)?
What food makes your partner taste better?

I don’t really know the answer to this one.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What’s the first one?

Wim Hof is the guy who tells us we should do cold plunge baths, or turn the water to cold in the shower, for health. Or he may be playing the world’s greatest practical joke. It’s hard to know for sure.

https://c.tenor.com/PVlYFpiwH6sAAAAM/wim-hof-feeling-good.gif

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Wim Hof is the guy who tells us we should do cold plunge baths, or turn the water to cold in the shower, for health. Or he may be playing the world’s greatest practical joke. It’s hard to know for sure.

https://c.tenor.com/PVlYFpiwH6sAAAAM/wim-hof-feeling-good.gif

Looks like torture

 

[hotwords229_A]

Looks like torture

Yup and, believe it or not, that’s kind of his point.

 

[Endless_Night]

I do body pump -

I love Body Pump!!!

Yup and, believe it or not, that’s kind of his point.

Wait. What?

 

[ShaneoD]

Wait, so the attractive people on here eat well and exercise..... Son of a ........

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wait, so the attractive people on here eat well and exercise..... Son of a ........

Rude.