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[D_K_Moon]

For sale, undiscovered swamp lands!

What can possibly go wrong with this?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What can passersby do wrong with Sis?

Just read the fetish forum to find out.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Just rail the Finnish fjord to find out.

I’m guessing that’s a euphemism for Henrik’s perse halkeama?

 

[D_K_Moon]

I’m guessing there's enthusiasm for Henrik’s purse .

What's in that thing, a bowing ball and a meatball?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's in Kate's thong? A boner, balls and a meathook?

That's a pretty serious kink!

 

[Rustyoznail]

That's a pretty serious stink!

That's what happens when you leave a butt plug in for a few days after a diet of only beans and onions.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's what happens when you leave a bulb plugged in for a few days. After all that's only Ben's opinion.

Did the tungsten filament overheat on your incandescent light?

 

[Actingup]

Did your tongue overheat during that extraordinary night?

I didn't even know that it was possible to run out of saliva, but I'll drink more fluids next time.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I didn't even know that it was fashionable to hang out your salami, but I'll display more phallus next time.

This must be your first white-eared elephant party?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

This must be your first white-reared debutante party?

I was wondering about all those pale buttocks in the ballroom.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I was wondering about all those pail buckets in the bedroom.

Tautologies aside, my wife is into sploshing.

 

[Actingup]

Taut morphology astride, my wife is into spliffing.

That makes sense. First scale the mountain of physical perfection, then have something to relax.

 

[yowser]

They make tents. They scale the mountain of profit perfection, then have something not to tax.

These mountaineer types are always more mercenary than one expects.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

These buccaneer types are always more merciful than one expects.

They've replaced the plank with a waterslide?

 

[D_K_Moon]

They've forgotten to replace the rotten plank at the waterslide?

Oh my, that's going to hurt!

 

[Actingup]

Your thighs: that's going to hurt!

It was totally worth it for the pleasure I got with the pain.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It was totally worthless, the lesion I got with the sprain.

At least you got to spend some time off your feet.

 

[Rustyoznail]

At least you got to spend some time beating your meat.

i wouldn't be using a wooden spoon, and certainly not in public!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

i wouldn't be using a woman's poon, and certainly not in public!

Just what is it you do use in private?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Just watch it, you doubloon pirate?

Yaarrgh cockswain. Do ye want t’ ride on me water slide or not?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Aarghh me cocky swain. Do ye want t’ ride on me vee or slide in'it?

In it is better, but do I have to talk like a pirate?

 

[Actingup]

It's in this letter, but I can't talk like a poet.

On Valentine's Day, speak the language of love in whatever way you can. Just don't be silent. Hand her the letter.

 

[Rustyoznail]

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Hand her the Feta.

A good cheese is the way to the Grecian soul.

 

[yowser]

A good cheese points the way to the Greasy Bowl.

Sign makers have to work with whatever an unfortunate business is named.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sigh makers love to work with whoever a fortune teller names.

Interesting euphemism for a sex worker.