Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

why do men think women have penis envy …in this day and age you can order one off the internet.


Ok there is still the matter of standing to pee…,

And the actual sensation of banging pussy…

And doing the helicopter while making the “woo woo” sound…



Ok ok … never mind.

Guys would want to have boobs just to play with them all day, like stress balls. And moobs are so much not the same

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A whiskey drink

A vodka drink

A cider drink

A lager drink.
And then I sing the songs that remind me of the good times and the songs that remind him of the best times

You just win and win and win.

 

[crazychemgirl]

A whiskey drink

A vodka drink

A cider drink

A lager drink.
And then I sing the songs that remind me of the good times and the songs that remind him of the best times

I hate you so much.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It’s Thirsty Thursday …


Anyone have a favourite drink?

champagne

Favourite alcoholic drink?

Bloody Mary

The drink you had that time you almost died?

UV blue vodka mixed with Mike's Hard Lemonade

The drink that always brings out a good memory?

Kahlua and cream - reminds me of night time hot tubbing in So Cal

 

[lavendersilk]

Favorite drink?

One margarita

Favorite alcoholic drink?

Two margaritas

The drink you had that time you almost died?

Three margaritas

The drink that always brings out a good memory?

Four margaritas

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It’s Thirsty Thursday …


Anyone have a favourite drink?

Raspberry iced tea

Favourite alcoholic drink?

Glenmorangie

The drink you had that time you almost died?

Black Haus blackberry schnapps. Or Oban scotch whisky.

The drink that always brings out a good memory?

Cherry Coke

 

[crazychemgirl]

One margarita

Two margaritas

Three margaritas

Four margaritas

Stop it.

The only time that is acceptable is with that TikTok song

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am hugely fond of people watching amidst areas of tourist interest… the types of people, what they’re wearing, how they interact with each other.

It’s absolutely fascinating.

I also love going to a busy coffee shop or cafe in the middle of the city and doing the same thing.

I dated a woman who was utterly brilliant in ways I cannot even conceive. She liked to sit with me in crowds and have me make up stories for people passing by, because her brain didn't work that way, and loved that mine did. Her mind was full of vectors and theorem, mine was full of stories.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s Thirsty Thursday …


Anyone have a favourite drink?

Wine

Favourite alcoholic drink?

Wine

The drink you had that time you almost died?

Never happened.

The drink that always brings out a good memory?

Drinks aren’t particular memory hooks. Maybe I drink too much…

 

[MisterAlice]

What happens after 4 margaritas?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wine

Wine

Never happened.

Drinks aren’t particular memory hooks. Maybe I drink too much…

You may have a problem when ……..

 

[Qky75]

A whiskey drink

A vodka drink

A cider drink

A lager drink.
And then I sing the songs that remind me of the good times and the songs that remind him of the best times

Like oh Danny boy Danny boy Danny boy?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What happens after 4 margaritas?

She lets you put it in her bum.

 

[MrMakersMark]

It’s Thirsty Thursday …


Anyone have a favourite drink?
Favourite alcoholic drink?
The drink you had that time you almost died?
The drink that always brings out a good memory?

Favorite: Coffee

Favorite alcoholic: Anything but wine

Almost died: Water

Good memory drink: Hmmm.. Mudslide I guess.
Its a frozen...
well I was pouring it over her....
....we made a mess.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

She lets you put it in her bum.

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[cactusjack0584]

It’s Thirsty Thursday …


Anyone have a favourite drink?
Favourite alcoholic drink?
The drink you had that time you almost died?
The drink that always brings out a good memory?

I am sober so… here goes
1. Blackberry ginger ale
2. None
3. Tequila (way too much of it)
4. Cherry Vanilla Coke or sundrop

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You may have a problem when ……..

I just have too many good memories associated with drinking.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You’re just a fountain of useless information today.

That's usually my job.

I think I may be better at it...

Or bad in a different way.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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After 5 … you put it in his bum.

 

[MrMakersMark]

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[MisterAlice]

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It's a song that was kind of popular a year or so ago. I only know this because a local taco and margarita joint had a G-rated version of it on their sign out front.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just sent this to my bestie

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's a song that was kind of popular a year or so ago. I only know this because a local taco and margarita joint had a G-rated version of it on their sign out front.

psssst … we all already knew that.

 

[SWR101]

It’s Thirsty Thursday …


Anyone have a favourite drink?

Water

Favourite alcoholic drink?

Old fashioned

The drink you had that time you almost died?

A lot of scotch

The drink that always brings out a good memory?

A pint of Guinness