Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

Have you ever tasted it? It's not bad

Of course. Only my wife’s, tasted like sweet cantaloupe milk.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, tell us all about your tiddies (specifically @crazychemgirl ). Inquiring minds want to know!

Keep calling them “tiddies” and you will never see them … just a friendly fyi

 

[morelikeasong]

Tell us about your hooters.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/66c1eb1a8ac25704b67639e1dbeba835/79f35dce6b38fe56-f6/s500x750/2e0f8a9a619048b9dfa4fabc0bb1a13510dcc57c.webp

No question today, just an essay assignment for you women.

In the interest of better “handling” things, please tell us men what we do right and wrong with your boobs. Are we gentle enough, rough enough, obsessed too much/too little, would you like more/less attention on your nipples, how do you really feel about giving a boob job to your man, do you like seeing us lick our cum off your breasts, do you motorboat, do you enjoy the power your boobs have over us or are you perplexed by it, what words do you not like applied to your chesticles, etc.?

Please better educate us about your cans, knockers, jugs, titties, boobies, fun bags, and face pillows. (Thank you for you time).

Okayyyy let’s see…
Are we gentle enough, rough enough?
Personally, I prefer gentle-ish, especially to start out. I can handle/enjoy a little more once I’m very worked up but definitely start slow.
I have been with men who were too agressive with the grabbing and squeezing of the whole breast. I like to be fondled but squeezing too hard hurts.
I just did a little experimenting just now and I think a decent equivalent for me is that I don’t want my breasts grabbed any tighter than you would grab my face. Firm=good, hard=bad.

Obsessed too much/too little?
If I feel like your obsession is too specifically on my breasts and not me as a whole body/person, it’s too much. Otherwise, you should be obsessed with them— they’re great!

Would you like more/less attention on your nipples?
More or less than what?
I‘ll go with more, to be safe. I have wondered before if I could achieve an orgasm just from nipple play. Still on my bucket list to try (with a partner).

I will add, my areolas have almost no feeling. If you are using your tongue in circles around my nipple without actually touching my nipple, it does nothing for me. Idk if this is the case for other women.
Of course there’s a tease element, which can be fun, but it’s not eliciting any actual nerve ending feeling for me.

How do you really feel about giving a boob job to your man?
It doesn’t do anything for me in the sense that it’s obviously not going to give me an orgasm. But I like turning my partner on and giving them pleasure. If they want it and are enjoying it, I’m into it. I do think them wanting to do it is hot. Just ties into, in general, them seeing my body as something beautiful and pleasurable in all different ways. Plus, add in some praise and I’m a happy girl.

Do you motorboat?
Can’t say I have

Do you like seeing us lick our cum off your breasts?
I’ve never been with anyone whose done that so I can’t say for sure, but the idea doesn’t jump out to me.

Do you enjoy the power your boobs have over us or are you perplexed by it?
I’m sure it comes as no shock that I love the power . Does come with some drawbacks though.
I’ll be getting a reduction in the next year or so and I’ll be curious to see how that changes.

What words do you not like applied to your chesticles?
I have a good time with the silly names but they should be kept out of sexy time

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

As much as I adore you, Boo, in no universe are those two things remotely equal.

STOP SAYING RANCH

Omg.

"HI, I'll have the salad."

"And what kind of dressing would you like?"

"I'll have the r*ZZZZZTTT*. Sorry, shock collar. I'll have the *ZZZZZZZZZT*. *SIGH* Fine okay... Italian dressing."

*Enny across the table smiles and puts down the remote control* "And same for me, please. "

 

[ydahecnot]

No ranching on sweater puppies!

(How did a thread called “Cock Talk” become a place for boob talk?)

 

[hotwords229_A]

No ranching on sweater puppies!

(How did a thread called “Cock Talk” become a place for boob talk?)

If cocks could talk they would talk about boobs.

 

[Endless_Night]

On its own? Kind of bland. Mixed in with other things, it’s not too bad. On my thighs, not a fan at all

I. Am. Dying.

* * *
And kudos to @morelikeasong for being the only woman willing to answer the question.

 

[Endless_Night]

"HI, I'll have the salad."

"And what kind of dressing would you like?"

"I'll have the r*ZZZZZTTT*. Sorry, shock collar. I'll have the *ZZZZZZZZZT*. *SIGH* Fine okay... Italian dressing."

*Enny across the table smiles and puts down the remote control* "And same for me, please. "

*borrows a whip from @aussiegeekygal*

 

[ydahecnot]

If cocks could talk they would talk about boobs.

I would think most would talk about the ugly-ass sac and the asshole they are stuck with. Mine would discuss abandonment issues

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*borrows a whip from @aussiegeekygal*

Here, take a flogger

 

[Lmizzler]

*borrows a whip from @aussiegeekygal*

Here, take a flogger

Don’t mind me while I start recording.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/6a1cb4415142fb9cb60612295552e8c0/tumblr_nnd901V9GK1r8brruo1_400.gif


I'm feeling evil

 

[Lmizzler]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/6a1cb4415142fb9cb60612295552e8c0/tumblr_nnd901V9GK1r8brruo1_400.gif


I'm feeling evil

This will be in my nightmares for weeks.

@Endless_Night is not gonna like this!

 

[hotwords229_A]

This will be in my nightmares for weeks.

@Endless_Night is not gonna like this!

Not just her.

This is Aussie’s revenge for all of our cum talk.

 

[Endless_Night]

Here, take a flogger

*hefts weight in hand*

Don’t mind me while I start recording.

 

[Endless_Night]

This will be in my nightmares for weeks.

@Endless_Night is not gonna like this!

I am heaving intermittently while typing this sentence.


@aussiegeekygal, how could you?!

Haven't we already suffered enough with the ranching?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am heaving intermittently while typing this sentence.


@aussiegeekygal, how could you?!

Haven't we already suffered enough with the ranching?

What can I say? Little sister visited me in my dreams last night

 

[ydahecnot]

What can I say? Little sister visited me in my dreams last night

She was waaay worse

 

[hotoldrguy]

She was waaay worse

worse or better depending on how you look at it.

 

[ydahecnot]

worse or better depending on how you look at it.

She would make me have to bleach my eyeballs

 

[hotoldrguy]

She would make me have to bleach my eyeballs

and I actually clicked on every one of her links.... they should be releasing me from the Psch Ward soon

 

[aussiegeekygal]

She's my muse

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

She was waaay worse

I felt like that gif was right on her level. Nightmare fuel

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I actually don't mind sweater puppies.

You and me both, Enny

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

and I actually clicked on every one of her links

Me too! I loved it because it was either going to cause a boner or ruin one. Very rarely in between, and the adrenaline junkie in me loved the extreme variance