Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Same bro … same.


*hugs*

Here this might help.

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You wonderful woman. Thank you.
Boobs always help

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I get it. Anything targeting the religious demographic is an easy target for a joke but :


Monster garnered over 2.6 million sales. It was certified 3× Platinum by the RIAA by 2019.

https://musicrow.com/2019/10/skillet-receives-riaa-plaques-for-monster-and-hero/


But I do understand because you haven't heard of it why the group loses validity.

I didn’t even know they were relgious. I’m making fun of them purely because their name is Skillet which is the worst name for a band I’ve ever heard of. And the includes Imitate a Cat Puking.

 

[SWR101]

Is that Mr Cage in a cage?

Yes, Cage the Cage

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

ummmmm....

 

[crazychemgirl]

You wonderful woman. Thank you.
Boobs always help

You’re welcome… anytime wolfie

 

[SWR101]

ummmmm....

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I enjoy a good beaver…

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[SWR101]

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That is offensive, wretched looking, abd a terrible joke.


… I’ll take a 12 pack…

 

[Qky75]

I didn’t even know they were relgious. I’m making fun of them purely because their name is Skillet which is the worst name for a band I’ve ever heard of. And the includes Imitate a Cat Puking.

The only things I liked about them (hated the lead vocals) was the wife played a cello which was cool paired with heavy guitar and the drummer was a super hot girl who played double bass riffs in high heels and was a really really killer drummer.

 

[Qky75]

ummmmm....

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Anyone specifically or just in general?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Anyone specifically or just in general?

"nuisance beavers"

 

[Qky75]

"nuisance beavers"

That doesn't narrow it down. I've met a lot of beaver that's a nuisance and it wouldn't necessarily stop me from eating them.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

File a complaint with @StillRain

I will file a complaint AND I'm calling the cops.

 

[MindYaBitness]

"nuisance beavers"

Fine, if you want me to stop sending you pics you just had to say so, no need to make a law!
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[MidwestPrincess23]

That doesn't narrow it down. I've met a lot of beaver that's a nuisance and it wouldn't necessarily stop me from eating them.

I mean, you may have resisted ... in the past year... in Minnesota when it was illegal

 

[Sammysub07]

I couldn’t pretend to have my shit together if I tried! Walking hot mess express FTW!

Except that… I don’t think of y’all as strangers… and I don’t even try to pretend to have my shit together

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[MidwestPrincess23]

I couldn’t pretend to have my shit together if I tried! Walking hot mess express FTW!

 

[MrMakersMark]

That doesn't narrow it down. I've met a lot of beaver that's a nuisance and it wouldn't necessarily stop me from eating them.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like beaver would be incredibly gamey and kind of tough.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I feel like beaver would be incredibly gamey and kind of tough.

Well, according to the news article... it tastes like beef
I do not have first hand experience with this...

 

[Qky75]

I mean, you may have resisted ... in the past year... in Minnesota when it was illegal

If the orange teeth on that unshaved one was any indication.....

I spent a lot of time in Minnesota. I remember the beaver looking much better kept than that.

 

[Sammysub07]

There should be a how to on this thing!

“Over teeth, through the gums, looks out stomach here it comes!”

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[MindYaBitness]

Except that… I don’t think of y’all as strangers… and I don’t even try to pretend to have my shit together

I couldn’t pretend to have my shit together if I tried! Walking hot mess express FTW!

FIFY

 

[SWR101]

I feel like beaver would be incredibly gamey and kind of tough.

Plays games, tough to get, yeah thats about right

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, according to the news article... it tastes like beef
I do not have first hand experience with this...

Do you want some?