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[HollyS]

Ugh, size queens it's honestly true. All jokes aside. Guys with big dicks for some reason think they are just gods in the bedroom. I have been bored. Bored!!! How you use your cock, your mouth, your hands, that's really what counts.

Is there such a thing as too small? Maybe. I haven't encountered that problem yet though. I'm happiest with connection. My partner knowing my buttons and how to push them. Making my toes curl even before any penetration takes place. And I guarantee, many girls would agree with me.

Now. I'm done. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk *steps off my soap box*

I thought we were supposed to keep them guessing and insecure!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

FIFY

 

[BrendaBear]

Mental note... when trying to make a funny post for a bestie, be more careful picking random "monster" gif because I hang out with a bunch of monster nerds.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I thought we were supposed to keep them guessing and insecure!

I mean... most days I do... but I got ranty I blame the 3.5 hours of sleep

Besides... we can still make them plenty insecure about other things

 

[HollyS]

at the juxtaposition of @Chloe_Harper and @HollyS 's posts

Couldn't have timed it better on purpose! Lol

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Mental note... when trying to make a funny post for a bestie, be more careful picking random "monster" gif because I hang out with a bunch of monster nerds.

Psst I didn't know the reference

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Ugh, size queens it's honestly true. All jokes aside. Guys with big dicks for some reason think they are just gods in the bedroom. I have been bored. Bored!!! How you use your cock, your mouth, your hands, that's really what counts.

Is there such a thing as too small? Maybe. I haven't encountered that problem yet though. I'm happiest with connection. My partner knowing my buttons and how to push them. Making my toes curl even before any penetration takes place. And I guarantee, many girls would agree with me.

Now. I'm done. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk *steps off my soap box*

Ok click at own
risk

 

[BrendaBear]

Psst I didn't know the reference

Me neither... I just thought it looked funny.

 

[Noone45]

Ugh, size queens it's honestly true. All jokes aside. Guys with big dicks for some reason think they are just gods in the bedroom. I have been bored. Bored!!! How you use your cock, your mouth, your hands, that's really what counts.

Is there such a thing as too small? Maybe. I haven't encountered that problem yet though. I'm happiest with connection. My partner knowing my buttons and how to push them. Making my toes curl even before any penetration takes place. And I guarantee, many girls would agree with me.

Now. I'm done. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk *steps off my soap box*

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[BrendaBear]

Ok click at own
risk

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[Hornymwtxn]

I don't care one way or the other, I was just taking your comment out of context for a laugh (admittedly, at your expense)!

Keep em coming
Anybody on here, this thread in particular, that can't take as well as they give are in the wrong place imo

 

[Trubbycat]

Mental note... when trying to make a funny post for a bestie, be more careful picking random "monster" gif because I hang out with a bunch of monster nerds.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ok click at own
risk

I don't have a foot fetish, but if that's what my partner needed sometimes, I'm sure it could be made hot for me.

But like, you better be giving me a damn good foot massage first!!

 

[Trubbycat]

I don't have a foot fetish, but if that's what my partner needed sometimes, I'm sure it could be made hot for me.

But like, you better be giving me a damn good foot massage first!!

Well there is plenty of nice warm lotion.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well there is plenty of nice warm lotion.

It better be the good stuff and not what you have in bulk for "you time"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ugh, size queens it's honestly true. All jokes aside. Guys with big dicks for some reason think they are just gods in the bedroom. I have been bored. Bored!!! How you use your cock, your mouth, your hands, that's really what counts.

Is there such a thing as too small? Maybe. I haven't encountered that problem yet though. I'm happiest with connection. My partner knowing my buttons and how to push them. Making my toes curl even before any penetration takes place. And I guarantee, many girls would agree with me.

Now. I'm done. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk *steps off my soap box*

The type of guy that takes particular pride in something they had fuck-all with actually doing anything about is a problem in so many of life’s situations.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The type of guy that takes particular pride in something they had fuck-all with actually doing anything about is a problem in so many of life’s situations.

 

[HollyS]

The type of guy that takes particular pride in something they had fuck-all with actually doing anything about is a problem in so many of life’s situations.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Also, hi @SalaciousMonkey22

I was missing you in here

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't have a foot fetish, but if that's what my partner needed sometimes, I'm sure it could be made hot for me.

But like, you better be giving me a damn good foot massage first!!

Damn girl! You are so much more brave then I am. @Hornymwtxn is a crazy man, I tell ya! Crazy!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hmm. Well, yes, but (not butt).

There are issues that I'm sensitive about, and I don't know how I'd react to jokes about those. I didn't want to offend, but you don't seem to be the type to be easily offended so I chanced it.

 

[AngieGZC]

Not sure what to make of this thread haha

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Not sure what to make of this thread haha

A free for all

 

[Trubbycat]

Not sure what to make of this thread haha

Most folks are friendly here

 

[BrendaBear]

Not sure what to make of this thread haha

Um... us neither... but I'm having fun...

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