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[Chloe_Harper]

It’s ok. I finished it.

except, instead of breakfast, coffee...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

except, instead of breakfast, coffee...

((Eyes pot that just finished percolating))

Ummm. What are you talking about?

 

[BrendaBear]

Okay - that is truly the only scene I remember from that movie and as far as I'm concerned, the best one. The concept of "second breakfast" has been an axiom of mine ever since.

Sorry... not a bobbit fan or boogly ring boy or whatever the fuck it is.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I’m off to work, brats.

Don’t burn the place down …

Damn it! Ruining my plans......

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hmmm... why I am picturing this as Chloe without her morning coffee?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/z22THNiNU_oAAAAC/godzilla-godzilla-mothra-and-king-ghidorah.gif

@Chloe_Harper when the coffee came late?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/3qgteD3kWrgAAAAC/el%C3%A7insangu-tea-time.gif

Both of these depictions are a little too accurate how... how did you... *checks note cards that remind me what not to share*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Okay - that is truly the only scene I remember from that movie and as far as I'm concerned, the best one. The concept of "second breakfast" has been an axiom of mine ever since.

Sorry... not a bobbit fan or boogly ring boy or whatever the fuck it is.

Oh, Brenda, you are such a gem it is a wonderful scene, such a quotable line. The entire trilogy is a masterpiece (especially extended editions), but it's definitely not for everyone.

 

[Trubbycat]

Hmmm... why I am picturing this as Chloe without her morning coffee?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/z22THNiNU_oAAAAC/godzilla-godzilla-mothra-and-king-ghidorah.gif

So Chloe is secretly Baragon. It makes sense now...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

So Chloe is secretly Baragon. It makes sense now...

How dare. How very dare. *stomps foot*

 

[Trubbycat]

How dare. How very dare. *stomps foot*

*crushes house*

 

[cactusjack0584]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/T1286ZxrQbzWw/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95239307mp2tdl8gcuts6200ebqkybox2ev2vhg1ps8&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Fiestykitten]

So Chloe is secretly Baragon. It makes sense now...

So, this turtle isn't you then? https://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/TMNT-villain-Tokka-and-Rahzar.jpg

 

[cactusjack0584]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/zNqtxSJ15qErS/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952cjso0yqfh4u1xyhivdc0rchi5z2caniidxll9x0h&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Are you saying you're not particularly well endowed... "down there"?

I am a grower AND a show-er

But avg if you want that mental image.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I am a grower AND a show-er

But avg if you want that mental image.

Oh, this is what I always thought......
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.yeD1tBgwgDrUkAyhAqcJDQHaLH?w=203&h=304&c=7&r=0&o=5&pid=1.7

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Morning...
I have missed this controversial sex . com link. Can someone enlighten me with this, so I can decide. I personally think sex, com is mild and I prefer the youporn link because they are mini movies, just say'in

Sex dot com has mini movies too AND gifs for posting here.

Don't see youporn having any gifs

 

[cactusjack0584]

Oh, this is what I always thought......
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.yeD1tBgwgDrUkAyhAqcJDQHaLH?w=203&h=304&c=7&r=0&o=5&pid=1.7

It’s not the size that counts…
It’s how you use it…
Or so I’ve been told many many many many many times

 

[BrendaBear]

Both of these depictions are a little too accurate how... how did you... *checks note cards that remind me what not to share*

https://media.giphy.com/media/2bG1ldfpwnyMDiq7oc/giphy.gif

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It’s not the size that counts…
It’s how you use it…
Or so I’ve been told many many many many many times

I bet those overly endowed guys never hear that line. Amirite?

 

[cactusjack0584]

I bet those overly endowed guys never hear that line. Amirite?

I very much doubt it

 

[UnquietDreams]

I had an ex email me this weekend telling me she missed my Time Warp action. I confess, it took me a while to get what meant (I mean, thanks, love, I'll take the compliment, but I still wish you hadn't said it.)

You take a jump to the left?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://media.giphy.com/media/2bG1ldfpwnyMDiq7oc/giphy.gif

Omg I'm dying!!! This is my new favorite!!! I fucking love you

 

[Trubbycat]

So, this turtle isn't you then? https://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/TMNT-villain-Tokka-and-Rahzar.jpg

Nope

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It’s not the size that counts…
It’s how you use it…
Or so I’ve been told many many many many many times

Ugh, size queens it's honestly true. All jokes aside. Guys with big dicks for some reason think they are just gods in the bedroom. I have been bored. Bored!!! How you use your cock, your mouth, your hands, that's really what counts.

Is there such a thing as too small? Maybe. I haven't encountered that problem yet though. I'm happiest with connection. My partner knowing my buttons and how to push them. Making my toes curl even before any penetration takes place. And I guarantee, many girls would agree with me.

Now. I'm done. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk *steps off my soap box*

 

[HollyS]

Oh, this is what I always thought......
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.yeD1tBgwgDrUkAyhAqcJDQHaLH?w=203&h=304&c=7&r=0&o=5&pid=1.7

I think that's about right. Yesterday he was trying to entice me with vienna sausages and lil smokies!

And you know I'm thinking something more like this-

 

[Trubbycat]

Thank you for coming at my TedTalk *steps off my soap box*

FIFY