🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸
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AlwaysDancing
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Oh. Noooo
The icy stare combined with tea bagging.
((Bites hand to control rising panic))
BlackSatinKnight
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Too many pages to catch up so I’ll jump in cold.
Morning all. Hope you had a great night. Be safe today, we have snow here and the roads are a shit show.
Morning all. Hope you had a great night. Be safe today, we have snow here and the roads are a shit show.
UnquietDreams
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Based on a true story!Wow.... those are two words I would never have thought anyone would ever put together.
I love absurd humor, when people say things that don't normally go together like... a rabid pinecone or something. But cocaine bear? I thought that was just too weird. And now I find out... it's a movie title
UnquietDreams
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Chloe_Harper
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Sounds like you're the one who needs to be safe today!!
Hehe... tea bagging... dirty...
*giggles and runs away*
BrendaBear
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Leave it to Dreamy to just figure out how to make it even weirder.... with facts.
Fiestykitten
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Fuck... how did you find me?!?
I was in my bestest most best hiding of hiding spots!
Bratty Princesses unite! He's playing dirty and I gotta win this battle.
https://media.tenor.com/Y8Ixm5imxycAAAAM/stare-glare.gif
*Will not submit to the pressure.....***
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.f53054d0530d9d16dd509636060fe903?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fRIquRO3D07QAAAAM%2fwow-its-hot.gif&ehk=aOPRzReusGfagd2TP161hxOgP6N4IJGbDVshCtfdiZo%3d
BlackSatinKnight
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I’ve got an all wheel drive SUV, and I grew up driving in the snow and ice. It’s all the damn flat landers who have moved here and don’t know how to drive in these conditions that spike my road rage.
BlackSatinKnight
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Good morning to you KittenGood morning my bratty princesses! @Chloe_Harper @Sammysub07 @BrendaBear @HollyS @dawn_of_night (not sure if you're a brat but wanted to give a mention)
Hope you all have a great day today.
Good morning to the rest of you bums....)
Good morning to our fellow investigator @Rj_1954
Good evening to our Highness @NewStartQueen
Good morning to our one and only Humpty @peekingone
Good morning to one of my personal faves cause he puts up with my shit no matter what I do @UnquietDreams
Good morning to @SmokingFap may your wiener be safe today (it's probably not but I thought it couldn't hurt
Good morning to @Azuldrgon may your fire keep you warm today
Alright if I didn't mention you well,, Idk what to tell you.....
Btw, this is what happens when I've had little to no sleep, to much coffee, and waaaayyy to much time on my hands..... good luck with that today
BlackSatinKnight
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It’s base (loosely based) on a true story. Google it, the back story is hilarious.But cocaine bear? I thought that was just too weird. And now I find out... it's a movie title
Chloe_Harper
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What do you need help with? My first instinct is to offer a condom
but I could steal @UnquietDreams toys.... and tie his shoelaces together so you can do a quick run away...Or *slides you the condom* I could just leave this...
UnquietDreams
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Well, the length and breadth of the true part is a black bear found a kilo of coke from a drug run gone bad and ate it.Leave it to Dreamy to just figure out how to make it even weirder.... with facts.
The bear, for obvious reasons, died of it, but that would make a short movie....
Fiestykitten
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I need to not submit to his torture and run away and hide! I like the shoe lace idea!!!!What do you need help with? My first instinct is to offer a condom
*takes condom, for science!*
*runs away giggling*
UnquietDreams
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Fiestykitten
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https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.42cabffa91ada36e37ef58a9f3067c95?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia0.giphy.com%2fmedia%2fv1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaHU3d2YyNnFzNGZ0bWo3eHc4OWp1c3F1aDB2YjEzem9xcWozdjIxdiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw%2fxIBJDxVKgGvuINP7W0%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=5Lc02Q3m37XtUou%2fgmW5puh%2fB%2b7W4ldUCsaYzACd7dw%3d
You're forgiven....... *blows kiss*
UnquietDreams
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Chloe_Harper
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*ties shoelaces for next time... also puts camera away*
Chloe_Harper
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SmokingFap
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Good morning, brats and fellow minions.
Fiestykitten
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https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.b4db8436a669878fb55cdc4a8fb21130?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fc.tenor.com%2f3Fi_tELBKtcAAAAC%2ffunny-animals-poke.gif&ehk=%2fhRouKGz8yJoYiYKuDC%2fcysoku6BkpWvfgsdzCSuwOs%3d
Idk how they captured me and made a gif but this is me anytime I try and walk!!
Idk how they captured me and made a gif but this is me anytime I try and walk!!
SmokingFap
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I think that just happens when God reaches down and pokes you from Heaven.https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.b4db8436a669878fb55cdc4a8fb21130?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fc.tenor.com%2f3Fi_tELBKtcAAAAC%2ffunny-animals-poke.gif&ehk=%2fhRouKGz8yJoYiYKuDC%2fcysoku6BkpWvfgsdzCSuwOs%3d
Idk how they captured me and made a gif but this is me anytime I try and walk!!
