🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Speshul91]

***Excuse me, I have a public service announcement****

Don’t get your wieners caught in a zipper, I’ve been told it hurts.

*End of announcement**
Beep, beep, beep

Hurts like hell lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

Loose? They're rattling around the bottom of my toolbox

Hugs all around.....

Even you fuckers in the back....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hi

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Go lay down somewhere for the love of bob!

No...?

A double quote?

 

[BrendaBear]

No...?

A double quote?

You must be wearing her down.

Wait.. you aren’t “Bob” are you? Is it your love she is lusting after?

Asking for me. I am fucking nosey sometimes.

 

[Sammysub07]

If I've captured your attention, Cara Mia,

Let's see how out of control we can get you...

Eyes on me.

I want to see you dance for me, Vita Mia

You’ve definitely Captured my attention, Cara Mio.

So very Out of control

Yes, Sir.

Grazie Mille, Vita Mio

 

[Rj_1954]

***Excuse me, I have a public service announcement****

Don’t get your wieners caught in a zipper, I’ve been told it hurts.

*End of announcement**
Beep, beep, beep

Yes it hurts....
56 stitches later...

 

[dawn_of_night]

You must be wearing her down.

Wait.. you aren’t “Bob” are you? Is it your love she is lusting after?

Asking for me. I am fucking nosey sometimes.

Who is Bob?

 

[Sammysub07]

How are you incapable of every taking a bad picture?! Pour me some of that!

Come have some with me!

https://gifdb.com/images/high/sexy-kissing-lips-like-wine-dykifn8ruunlse0x.gif

 

[peekingone]

OK Brats, time to get a few things done before the night ends.. Have a great night and day tomorrow. Play nicely.

 

[SmokingFap]

Evening all. I guess I'm taking over for peekingone. Hope everyone's having a good night.

 

[SmokingFap]

***Excuse me, I have a public service announcement****

Don’t get your wieners caught in a zipper, I’ve been told it hurts.

*End of announcement**
Beep, beep, beep

Never my weiner, but have zipped up my scrotum a little bit a couple times. You think you'd learn after the first time.

 

[Rj_1954]

Can't stop here...

 

[SmokingFap]

Never my weiner, but have zipped up my scrotum a little bit a couple times. You think you'd learn after the first time.

Don't give me that look, @Rj_1954. Like you haven't zipped your nut sac up in your zipper... No. Really? Haha. Yeah, me neither. I just thought it would be funny if, um, you know, somebody did that.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Never my weiner, but have zipped up my scrotum a little bit a couple times. You think you'd learn after the first time.

I certainly learned after the first time! I tense up just remembering it!

 

[dawn_of_night]

 

[UnquietDreams]

You’ve definitely Captured my attention, Cara Mio.

So very Out of control

Yes, Sir.

Grazie Mille, Vita Mio

Sammy! You spoke Italian! You know that drives me wild!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNXFzbmRid3BmamoweG16MWVqcWhyZzV4N2lrNTFwOHpibzg0NHJ6OCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rKf4tjbvzq1dm/giphy.gif

 

[Rj_1954]

Don't give me that look, @Rj_1954. Like you haven't zipped your nut sac up in your zipper... No. Really? Haha. Yeah, me neither. I just thought it would be funny if, um, you know, somebody did that.

I actually did...in my car, trying to get my pants back on after seeing blue lights in my mirror.

And not with Lady K

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You must be wearing her down.

I have the effect on people. It's a war of attrition, and I'm nothing if not patient.

Wait.. you aren’t “Bob” are you? Is it your love she is lusting after?

But, what about Bob?

Asking for me. I am fucking nosey sometimes.

Hi nosey.

 

[SmokingFap]

I actually did...in my car, trying to get my pants back on after seeing blue lights in my mirror.

Man! Doesn't that bleed like a stuck pig? I mean it's like a little bitty paper cut and it bleeds for HOURS... is what my friend told me.

 

[Sammysub07]

Sammy! You spoke Italian! You know that drives me wild!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNXFzbmRid3BmamoweG16MWVqcWhyZzV4N2lrNTFwOHpibzg0NHJ6OCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rKf4tjbvzq1dm/giphy.gif

De Facto Italian here through family marriage!

 

[TXRafe]

De Facto Italian here through family marriage!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/1kiBPB46DtoAAAAC/kiss-on-the-cheek-michael.gif
ive seen the godfather like 70 times...does that make me italian? i also make the best spaghetti al la carbonara you will ever taste.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have the effect on people.

But, what about Bob?

Damn movie?

 

[Rj_1954]

Man! Doesn't that bleed like a stuck pig? I mean it's like a little bitty paper cut and it bleeds for HOURS... is what my friend told me.

Yes, and I got 36 stitches in the ER. They told me I couldn't fuck for 3 weeks

 

[Sammysub07]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/1kiBPB46DtoAAAAC/kiss-on-the-cheek-michael.gif
ive seen the godfather like 70 times...does that make me italian? i also make the best spaghetti al la carbonara you will ever taste.

Haha no. But when you grew up in the Italian Catholic Church in the Outskirts of Philadelphia..aunts, uncles, brothers and sisters all married into first generation Italian American families, it says a lot. Family get togethers are massive.