Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

If you are interested, here is one of my killer deals...
https://ibb.co/mHkbftJ

 

[BrendaBear]

Remember above when I said that people suck? That obviously doesn't include you.

My friend, you clearly need a good sucking to help pull you through...

...or something like that...

 

[LupineOne]

All right Shenanigang. Until the morn. I be a sleepy wolf.
Sweet dreams and sticky fingers!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Exactly!! There was an american instrument company in bankruptcy, selling off their remaining inventory. These are legit, American made guitars. I bought one, and was astounded how really good it was... so I went back... then later that night, went back again... and... I haven't bought a bass in a few years, so went back again...

They're all here now, and really good. And they were crazy, stupid cheap. If I decide to upgrade the pickups to the type I prefer and have used for decades... I would end up spending more on the pickups, then I did on the guitar. Just... wow.

I'm so excited for you! I love that kind of thing. Super good deals like that, it just feels like lightening striking. Plus, every time you play it you'll remember the awesome deal. Getting a good price on something, somehow makes it's more enjoyable forever!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Remember above when I said that people suck? That obviously doesn't include you.

Well, depends on the circumstances

 

[positiveflirt]

If you are interested, here is one of my killer deals...
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Hot

 

[Qky75]

If you are interested, here is one of my killer deals...
https://ibb.co/mHkbftJ

I couldn't very well go out and get a younger model.... she'd never forgive me.

 

[LostHorizon]

I had a really awful day at work …. How was everyone else’s day?

I had a great day at work.

Any good things?

All good things!

Any bad things?

Nope!

Any sexy things?

Nope… nothing sexy.

 

[Bry1313]

I’m curious if you think that nurses, doctors, aestheticians, etc …

Secretly judge our vaginas and dicks when they look at them?

Do you think they discuss amongst friends, family and colleagues the weirdest, biggest, smallest … etc?

Yes they do

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

See? If I worked from home I probably wouldn’t get any work done.

I’d just be masturbating all day … or watching Netflix. Or both.

Then I’d lose my job and end up homeless.

I get very little done when I go to the office.

I get even less done when I work from home for the cited reasons.

And always use a coffee mug to disguise your booze.

I put coozies on anything I drink, so no one can tell if it's a Monster, an alcoholic Monster (also my nickname), etc.

I mean, I get it ..:, sometimes I like to lay naked spread eagle after a shower and just … clam out.

Jam out with your clam out? It is a great feeling to starfish after a shower!

I had a really awful day at work …. How was everyone else’s day?

Remarkably good! Sorry your's wasn't

Any good things?

Yes! I also just bought my first new toy in over a decade.

Any bad things?

Nothing new?

Any sexy things?

Yes, as part of my good things!

 

[Bry1313]

I've had 2 today.

Cum brag

 

[Qky75]

 

[LostHorizon]

I’m curious if you think that nurses, doctors, aestheticians, etc …

Secretly judge our vaginas and dicks when they look at them?

Do you think they discuss amongst friends, family and colleagues the weirdest, biggest, smallest … etc?

I actually had this very conversation with two nurses yesterday when I was in the hospital and I was laying there on the table with my junk hanging out.

According to them they said they are so focused on so many other things that checking out my junk and thinking about it is not on their protocol checklist. That and they see over a dozen or so a day so after a while they all look the same.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I actually had this very conversation with two nurses yesterday when I was in the hospital and I was laying there on the table with my junk hanging out.

According to them they said they are so focused on so many other things that checking out my junk and thinking about it is not on their protocol checklist. That and they see over a dozen or so a day so after a while they all look the same.

Yeah they were bullshitting.

 

[BrendaBear]

The first time I heard a guy refer to his most treasures anatomy as “his junk”, I about fell over laughing so hard. It is still pretty damn funny to me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I get very little done when I go to the office.

I get even less done when I work from home for the cited reasons.


I put coozies on anything I drink, so no one can tell if it's a Monster, an alcoholic Monster (also my nickname), etc.


Jam out with your clam out? It is a great feeling to starfish after a shower!


Remarkably good! Sorry your's wasn't


Yes! I also just bought my first new toy in over a decade.


Nothing new?


Yes, as part of my good things!

This is the best response!

 

[Bry1313]

We should all celebrate how cute @lavendersilk is with an orgasm!

… just a thought

Fine, I just got to my hotel room, I’ll celebrate now

 

[dawn_of_night]

I get that …

What’s on your unwind plan?

Booze? Sex? Gummies? Orgasms?

All of the above?

 

[LostHorizon]

Yeah they were bullshitting.

I don’t think so. The patients are more wrapped up in that crap. I know a lot of clinicians, they don’t give a fuck about your dick. And they laugh at us when we think they do.

Of course being all sedated and goofy I would love to think that the nurses and doctors are admiring my amazing junk. Cue up the cheesy porn music for that fantasy.

 

[Bry1313]

I'll start working on this right away. I'm a sucker for rules.

Wow

 

[Bry1313]

See? If I worked from home I probably wouldn’t get any work done.

I’d just be masturbating all day … or watching Netflix. Or both.


Then I’d lose my job and end up homeless.

Usually masturbating at lunch is sufficient

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m curious if you think that nurses, doctors, aestheticians, etc …

Secretly judge our vaginas and dicks when they look at them?

Do you think they discuss amongst friends, family and colleagues the weirdest, biggest, smallest … etc?

Definitely

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, I get it ..:, sometimes I like to lay naked spread eagle after a shower and just … clam out.


But the imagery of someone working poo bear style bare ass on their work chair … is absolutely hilarious to me.

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[LostHorizon]

Usually masturbating at lunch is sufficient

Studies show lunchtime masturbation is the best maintenance for ADHD.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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I love you....