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Wait... one more... because... no... two more... there's another one I need to hear...

 
Liz Phair can be a brat.


Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Every time you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain
Every time I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blow job queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me
Every time I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue
Every time
 
I had a friend who could be very playful in bed with his ladies. One of his favorite things to do was playfully tweak a gal's nipples and say NIBBLES in a squeaky cartoon voice. He did it to a one night stand and she looked at him like he took a crap on the floor.
I would describe myself as playful. I firmly believe in the adage "find someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you come." But never in my life would I think that cartoon voices and "nibbles" would come out of my mouth ever while with a partner, much less while in bed with them. While playing with their body would be way off the table.

So I get it, last lady, I do....
 
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