What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SmokingFap]

Their eyes ain't the only thing that got glazed ya know

Well-played, friend.

 

[ericalauren]

Lifetime TV makes some excellent thrillers.

 

[LostHorizon]

I started a thread called the Jerk-off Buddies Sign-in Sheet. For guys to make friends while they're going to town. Said in the original post that people could sign in, and those that came later should see who might still be on and PM them. But I think almost all of them just said "hey, I'm signing in!" And nobody PM'd each other. I'm thinking, it's a sign-in sheet, not a magic lamp!

The magic lamp is the thing they are rubbing. Or so many of us thinks it is!

 

[SmokingFap]

The magic lamp is the thing they are rubbing. Or so many of us thinks it is!

God, if only it were that easy to just stroke my cock and have some guy magically PM me, saying he was doing the same thing.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm not touching the last few posts with a ten-foot pole.

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm not touching the last few posts with a ten-foot pole.

Ten-foot pole...

 

[SmokingFap]

I should have put a pair of naked boobs in between each sentence to get them to pay attention. Or I guess maybe a hard cock.

And don't give me that face @barefootgirl69. You know me way too well to be shocked by THAT.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I'm not touching the last few posts with a ten-foot pole.

How bout a 10 inch pole?

 

[barefootgirl69]

How bout a 10 inch pole?

Nope.
I'm not like that.
*adjusts halo*

 

[SmokingFap]

How bout a 10 inch pole?

That'd be 4" bigger than I've got my hands or mouth on. Hey-oh! Thank you for that larger round of apathy! I love you, Cleveland!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Nope.
I'm not like that.
*adjusts halo*

Well you would have to do it twice with me to get that length.

 

[SmokingFap]

Nope.
I'm not like that.
*adjusts halo*

(grabs the Walmart price tag off of halo)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well you would have to do it twice with me to get that length.

Dear Litster,

See that gif I posted earlier.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

 

[barefootgirl69]

(grabs the Walmart price tag off of halo)

It was Clair's, thank you very much!

*throws a straw*

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Dear Litster,

See that gif I posted earlier.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

Would take less time than it takes you to adjust that halo. Just sayin'

 

[TXRafe]

It was Clair's, thank you very much!

*throws a straw*

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rATWg7Wm1acAAAAd/sunday-sass.gif

 

[barefootgirl69]

Waiting for the jambalaya to be finished, I'm getting hungry!

Apparently, I'm not the only one. But, at least I wasn't in my room and having the nerve to come out looking for dinner.

Little brat.

 

[SmokingFap]

Dear Litster,

See that gif I posted earlier.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

Umm...

 

[Qky75]

Ten-foot pole...

Pffs 10 foot ...I bet it is shorter in person.

 

[SmokingFap]

Pffs 10 foot ...I bet it is shorter in person.

I mean, I'm looking at it in the passenger side mirror on my car, so who can be sure?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I mean, I'm looking at it in the passenger side mirror on my car, so who can be sure?

“Objects in mirror…”

 

[MedicalMuse]

I’m old. That is all.

 

[ericalauren]

My cold is nearly gone! Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

 

[LostHorizon]

I really have to stop perseverating about stupid shit, especially stupid shit I see on Lit.

 

[DannieB]

Maybe a hot bath will finally get rid of this headache