🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[BrendaBear]

Forbidden fruit ain’t my particular kink but nice tits!

Hmmm so… Monkeys aren’t fruitetarians huh? Well…me neither.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You should! Maybe... idk... I'm no expert.

It seems to work for us.

 

[NewStartQueen]

Good morning Brat House I hope everyone had lovely Friday evenings where you got to shake off the work week. Hopefully everyone gets to enjoy a little relaxation at some point this weekend. I need to drag this tired butt outta bed.

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Does everyone have big plans? Chores to catch up on? Avoiding responsibility? I am a big doer of that last one.

Anyway, happy Saturday I hope it's a good one for everyone, and that everyone stays warm!

Who else wants to stay in bed just a few more minutes for a Brat House cuddle puddle?

Fabulous ass @Chloe_Harper. Perfectly cheeky

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hmmm so… Monkeys aren’t fruitetarians huh? Well…me neither.

Are melons fruit?

 

[BrendaBear]

Could go from talking about the weather to deep naughty places..

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[peekingone]

You should! Maybe... idk... I'm no expert.

That is quite the range

Well, this thread covers a wide variety of topics. Just depends on your mood.

 

[BrendaBear]

Are melons fruit?

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Good morning Brat House I hope everyone had lovely Friday evenings where you got to shake off the work week. Hopefully everyone gets to enjoy a little relaxation at some point this weekend. I need to drag this tired butt outta bed.

Thanks @NewStartQueen I almost missed this beautiful booty!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Fabulous ass @Chloe_Harper. Perfectly cheeky

Ooh, thank you darling cheeky is what I was going for

 

[Nicefella]

I was never a fan of the Keurig. I had a Tassimo, which I liked because it read a bar code on the disk and brewed differently for different beverages (and had a pressure tank, so it could do an actual espresso), and I liked the convenience, but not enough to buy another one when it finally died. But I don't like how K-Cups brew.

I am a French press fan at home, among other things. I have been told by some that I am particular about my coffee, but I don't see it ...

Tassimo. For the win!

 

[BrendaBear]

Thanks @NewStartQueen I almost missed this beautiful booty!

Bad Monkey! Bad bad Monkey!

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[Nicefella]

Thanks @NewStartQueen I almost missed this beautiful booty!

Same here. Thank you!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Well I’m a melon baller whatever they are!

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[Chloe_Harper]

Thanks @NewStartQueen I almost missed this beautiful booty!

I mean, it's ok if it gets missed. It comes back to play on occasion. And it's only the lower half anyway

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean, it's ok if it gets missed. It comes back to play on occasion. And it's only the lower half anyway

It is beautiful!

 

[NewStartQueen]

Of course not, oh Paragon of Innocence.

I would love to be in bed with you to cuddle, but I am at my second "oh God, why am I up so early, oh yeah, paying for my kid's college" job.

That's super awesome of you. Hope the universe provides for you in spades and that the kid is super grateful when they get there.

 

[BrendaBear]

Okay… y’all won’t believe what a dumbass I am. I just managed… to set my own hair on fire!

I was lighting a three hour log and as I lean down to put it in the fireplace, my hair hanging down caught fire!! Obviously I got it put out immediately… but… what an idiot!!

 

[peekingone]

OK all time to get in the shower and ready for dinner night.. Have a wonderful evening. Have fun and find something to keep Chloe busy LOL. Cheers.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, it's ok if it gets missed. It comes back to play on occasion. And it's only the lower half anyway

It’s not about being sad if I miss something beautiful, it’s about being happy I didn’t.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Okay… y’all won’t believe what a dumbass I am. I just managed… to set my own hair on fire!

I was lighting a three hour log and as I lean down to put it in the fireplace, my hair hanging down caught fire!! Obviously I got it put out immediately… but… what an idiot!!

Damn! Be careful!

 

[peekingone]

Okay… y’all won’t believe what a dumbass I am. I just managed… to set my own hair on fire!

I was lighting a three hour log and as I lean down to put it in the fireplace, my hair hanging down caught fire!! Obviously I got it put out immediately… but… what an idiot!!

well that isn't good, but happy you are ok. Must say hair burning doesn't have the best smell

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Have fun and find something to keep Chloe busy

This makes me sound like a pet... and I'm ok with that because yea! Find something to keep me busy!!

Okay… y’all won’t believe what a dumbass I am. I just managed… to set my own hair on fire!

I was lighting a three hour log and as I lean down to put it in the fireplace, my hair hanging down caught fire!! Obviously I got it put out immediately… but… what an idiot!!

Girl!!!! Be careful!!! Also, I'm glad you're ok i hope your beautiful hair is ok

 

[BrendaBear]

well that isn't good, but happy you are ok. Must say hair burning doesn't have the best smell

Right? And luckily... it's attached to my head so it isn't like I can get away from the smell...

 

[NewStartQueen]

And that's the proper spelling of doughnuts, so a lot of people

Thank you for defending my mother language princess @Chloe_Harper. Where the U has reigned supreme for centuries

 

[BrendaBear]

Good thing I washed it and then was at the salon yesterday.

I'm just in shock. I have had long hair for years, I never managed to set it on fire before. Can't even blame wine for this one... although that might help me deal with the smell.

I can't tell by looking at my hair that it got burnt... but I can sure smell it.