SmokingFap
Gentlemanly pervert
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2022
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I may not be able to see you, but I can hear your eyes rolling from here.
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I may not be able to see you, but I can hear your eyes rolling from here.
You might wanna see an optometrist about this eye issue? Or is it an ophthalmologist? I dunno. An eye doctor.
I should have been more prepared for this...
Um, impish with a splash of sweet but pampered, indulged, wanty princess, topped with a heavy dollop of pouting to get my way or if my feelings are hurt. There's a few sprinkles of nerd on top. Oh, I also come with bubbles. Also, this brat is not customizable.
Edit: for @SalaciousMonkey22 because my word choice was bad.
Fixed it. Ok dad?!?!? Gosh!Just saying pampered, indulged, something besides spoiled might work better. Sheesh some people.
Go lay down somewhere, for the love of Bob!You might wanna see an optometrist about this eye issue? Or is it an ophthalmologist? I dunno. An eye doctor.
You might wanna see an optometrist about this eye issue? Or is it an ophthalmologist? I dunno. An eye doctor.
But can’t you hear Gordon Ramsay?
“Did your meat spend time in the Brat House?? Because it’s spoiled!!!!!”
((Layers of inappropriate …))
OOOO to our glorious Rocker Princess..... can we make this into a ditty for @SmokingFap ???*In a sing songy voice*
Never gonna use your wiener again
It sucks to be you, my friend
You're gonna chafe
You're never safe
Cause us brats are all over the place
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Wait... who is this "Bob"?Go lay down somewhere, for the love of Bob!![]()
Fixed it. Ok dad?!?!? Gosh!
*stomps out of the room grumbling under my breath about how the stupid monkey was right and there were better words*
Wait... did you just... look over the top of your glasses at her?All brats are forbidden to say mean things about themselves. That is a rule.
Come sit on My lap until you can say something nice about yoursElf, Chloe.
((Stern look and accompanying gesture))
OMG!!! That edit was the best part of this.
Yea, I totally agree... I almost spit my pop out that I had just taken a drink ofOMG!!! That edit was the best part of this.![]()
Short timer.Wait... did you just... look over the top of your glasses at her?![]()
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But I don't wanna do thatAll brats are forbidden to say mean things about themselves. That is a rule.
Come sit on My lap until you can say something nice about yoursElf, Chloe.
((Stern look and accompanying gesture))
Editorial suggestions aren’t a value critique. I was pretty certain you weren’t trying to say you tasted rotten.Fixed it. Ok dad?!?!? Gosh!
*stomps out of the room grumbling under my breath about how the stupid monkey was right and there were better words. Stupid stupid girl*
Have a great weekend!Alright my brat princess's and fellow bums and 1 investigator..... I'm out for the weekend (half day at work woot!)
I probably won't be on much if at all this weekend, something requires my bratty attention more this weekend. I wish you well, I'll miss you, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.![]()
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I have bubbles.But I don't wanna do that
*stands there very quietly*
Don’t burn anything down that doesn’t deserve it.Alright my brat princess's and fellow bums and 1 investigator..... I'm out for the weekend (half day at work woot!)
I probably won't be on much if at all this weekend, something requires my bratty attention more this weekend. I wish you well, I'll miss you, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.![]()
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FIFYAt least you won't be using it as a Piranha anymore.
*steals the bubbles and your glasses and runs away*I have bubbles.
((Holds out my hand for you …))