🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[SmokingFap]

I may not be able to see you, but I can hear your eyes rolling from here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You might wanna see an optometrist about this eye issue? Or is it an ophthalmologist? I dunno. An eye doctor.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I should have been more prepared for this...



Um, impish with a splash of sweet but pampered, indulged, wanty princess, topped with a heavy dollop of pouting to get my way or if my feelings are hurt. There's a few sprinkles of nerd on top. Oh, I also come with bubbles. Also, this brat is not customizable.


Edit: for @SalaciousMonkey22 because my word choice was bad.

Just saying pampered, indulged, something besides spoiled might work better. Sheesh some people.

Fixed it. Ok dad?!?!? Gosh!

*stomps out of the room grumbling under my breath about how the stupid monkey was right and there were better words. Stupid stupid girl*

 

[Fiestykitten]

You might wanna see an optometrist about this eye issue? Or is it an ophthalmologist? I dunno. An eye doctor.

Go lay down somewhere, for the love of Bob!

 

[Fiestykitten]

You might wanna see an optometrist about this eye issue? Or is it an ophthalmologist? I dunno. An eye doctor.

 

[HollyS]

But can’t you hear Gordon Ramsay?

“Did your meat spend time in the Brat House?? Because it’s spoiled!!!!!”

((Layers of inappropriate … ))

Nonono. Just, no.

 

[Fiestykitten]

*In a sing songy voice*

Never gonna use your wiener again
It sucks to be you, my friend
You're gonna chafe
You're never safe
Cause us brats are all over the place

OOOO to our glorious Rocker Princess..... can we make this into a ditty for @SmokingFap ???

 

[BrendaBear]

Go lay down somewhere, for the love of Bob!

Wait... who is this "Bob"?

Is he hot?

Is he an older gent? Maybe some gray hair ....

How is he with ... um... tying knots?

*** okay I'll stop... I'm getting myself all worked up here ***

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Fixed it. Ok dad?!?!? Gosh!

*stomps out of the room grumbling under my breath about how the stupid monkey was right and there were better words*

All brats are forbidden to say mean things about themselves. That is a rule.

Come sit on My lap until you can say something nice about yoursElf, Chloe.

((Stern look and accompanying gesture))

 

[Fiestykitten]

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.b5662f44b5a3756be234ccb5e95973fc?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.giphy.com%2fmedia%2fhcwIm2NdTYhva%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=PugtbLGDJSMIqpbJcyr1vysRWLVhfjwF4mujBsN%2b7Zk%3d
@BrendaBear ... meet Bob!

 

[BrendaBear]

All brats are forbidden to say mean things about themselves. That is a rule.

Come sit on My lap until you can say something nice about yoursElf, Chloe.

((Stern look and accompanying gesture))

Wait... did you just... look over the top of your glasses at her?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But can’t you hear Gordon Ramsay?

“Did your meat spend time in the Brat House?? Because it’s spoiled!!!!!”

((Layers of inappropriate … ))

 

[BrendaBear]

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OMG!!! That edit was the best part of this.

 

[Fiestykitten]

OMG!!! That edit was the best part of this.

Yea, I totally agree... I almost spit my pop out that I had just taken a drink of

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wait... did you just... look over the top of your glasses at her?

Short timer.

Yes.

https://ibb.co/jWy1HFp

 

[Fiestykitten]

Short timer.

Yes.

https://ibb.co/jWy1HFp

 

[Fiestykitten]

Alright my brat princess's and fellow bums and 1 investigator..... I'm out for the weekend (half day at work woot!)
I probably won't be on much if at all this weekend, something requires my bratty attention more this weekend. I wish you well, I'll miss you, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

All brats are forbidden to say mean things about themselves. That is a rule.

Come sit on My lap until you can say something nice about yoursElf, Chloe.

((Stern look and accompanying gesture))

But I don't wanna do that

*stands there very quietly*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fixed it. Ok dad?!?!? Gosh!

*stomps out of the room grumbling under my breath about how the stupid monkey was right and there were better words. Stupid stupid girl*

Editorial suggestions aren’t a value critique. I was pretty certain you weren’t trying to say you tasted rotten.

But it’s good to recognize that I’m usually right.

 

[HollyS]

Alright my brat princess's and fellow bums and 1 investigator..... I'm out for the weekend (half day at work woot!)
I probably won't be on much if at all this weekend, something requires my bratty attention more this weekend. I wish you well, I'll miss you, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Have a great weekend!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

But I don't wanna do that

*stands there very quietly*

I have bubbles.

((Holds out my hand for you …))

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Alright my brat princess's and fellow bums and 1 investigator..... I'm out for the weekend (half day at work woot!)
I probably won't be on much if at all this weekend, something requires my bratty attention more this weekend. I wish you well, I'll miss you, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Don’t burn anything down that doesn’t deserve it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Short timer.

Yes.

https://ibb.co/jWy1HFp

I want that as a background on my computer!

I know your heart belongs to another... but a girl can still enjoy the view.

 

[Rj_1954]

At least you won't be using it as a Piranha anymore.

FIFY

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Short timer.

Yes.

https://ibb.co/jWy1HFp

I have bubbles.

((Holds out my hand for you …))

*steals the bubbles and your glasses and runs away*