Sex & Shenanigans

[MandaPandaa]

Was there violence?!?

Only in my mind.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Though... if I get stung by a jellyfish... by ALL MEANS please... PLEASE pee on me!

Friends lied to you.

Or..wait I don’t mean to expose your kink cover?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only in my mind.

Days ending in “y” ammirite?

 

[Qky75]

Though... if I get stung by a jellyfish... by ALL MEANS please... PLEASE pee on me!

DAMMIT Q!!! That's a pimple!! We're 18 fuggin hours to the closest beach you asshole!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'd rather suffer.

I’m with you.

 

[ShaneoD]

Only in my mind.

Not to future prospects, give Amanda a heads up if you're caught short, and maybe if you're going to ejaculate early because she's so beautiful....... maybe just pick positions where you can see her hands

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Days ending in “y” ammirite?

Speaking of, what is the best day to fuck anyway?

 

[MandaPandaa]

Days ending in “y” ammirite?

You know me well...

 

[Portobelllobelle]

Only in my mind.

Yea but now we want deets

 

[UnquietDreams]

Get to Know You Round 3:

1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

I fell asleep and woke up at the twist in The Usual Suspects. Shows? The Good Place, so I could experience Season 1's finale. Or, since I just watched Season 1 with my daughter, Agents of SHIELD. During "Turn Turn Turn," I watched her face during the stinger rather than the screen, and saw that whole range of emotions (IYKYK). Having that moment back would be great.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

The Reading Room of the central branch of the New York Public Library. She would be dressed as a librarian.

Not that I have ever considered this question before, of course...

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

Prehensile tail, long and strong enough to hold my weight.

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

The Bronze Age collapse and identity of The Sea Peoples. Human civilization just...stops for a while.

5. What animal best represents your personality?

Crow. Loud, explainy, easily distracted.

 

[SWR101]

Yea but now we want deets

Im not sure I do, she’s relatively quiet here telling me her mind is probably terrifying…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

DAMMIT Q!!! That's a pimple!! We're 18 fuggin hours to the closest beach you asshole!!

I thought it wasn't your kink... that's oddly suspicious behavior

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yea but now we want deets

I suspect her lawyer would strongly advise against this

 

[Qky75]

I thought it wasn't your kink... that's oddly suspicious behavior

We're caught in a trap...
Can't hold back....

We can't go on together ....

 

[MandaPandaa]

Yea but now we want deets

No.

Im not sure I do, she’s relatively quiet here telling me her mind is probably terrifying…

Lol if only you'd been around like 6 months ago... I was a post slut along with @SalaciousMonkey22 - I've not always been so quiet. I've just been busy with work. And other things.

But my mind is pretty terrifying. You're right about that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No.

Lol if only you'd been around like 6 months ago... I was a post slut along with @SalaciousMonkey22 - I've not always been so quiet. I've just been busy with work. And other things.

But my mind is pretty terrifying. You're right about that.

Stupid work. And things,

 

[crazychemgirl]

No.

Lol if only you'd been around like 6 months ago... I was a post slut along with @SalaciousMonkey22 - I've not always been so quiet. I've just been busy with work. And other things.

But my mind is pretty terrifying. You're right about that.

This is why you fit in so well with us though my dear.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Stupid work. And things,

One of the things is stupid. The other... not so much.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bahahahahahahaha wildly different examples both saying men have terrible aim.

I went out with a woman whose ex tried the "oh, I accidentally put it in the wrong hole, sorry" gambit. Had that ever turned out well?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I went out with a woman whose ex tried the "oh, I accidentally put it in the wrong hole, sorry" gambit. Had that ever turned out well?

I swear so many men have tried that on me.



Fucking men.

 

[LupineOne]

Stop wrecking my fantasy of knowing ALL THE THINGS!!!!

Shenanigans. It’s what we do here.

I think y'alls aim might be off

Oh please. Let’s be real, here. It’s more than our aim.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

One of the things is stupid. The other... not so much.

I know.

We all knew.

I was just tryna be demure and classy and shit

 

[Bry1313]

What are your thoughts on UFO’s?

There is life out there, but they haven’t visited us, because unless our physics is really wrong, interstellar travel by biological organisms doesn’t work.

 

[MisterAlice]

1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

5. What animal best represents your personality?

1. I'd love to rewatch the original Alien all over again.
2. I'm not really into public sex, but if I had to choose, maybe, on top of the Giza Pyramid (at night because I get bad sunburns) or the Eiffel Tower overlooking Paris.
3. I have a few things I'd change if I could do it easily, but I'm pretty happy right now, so I don't really worry about it.
4. I'd really like to know if past alien sightings were real or just BS. It'd be nice to know that we're not the only intelligent (debatable) life out there.
5. Possum -- I'm pretty shy, but I eat all kinds of weird shit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I swear so many men have tried that on me.



Fucking men.

Well, celibate men seldom try that, true....