Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

After reading this evening’s work…….


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Welcome to the club

Good thing youre someone's favoritest

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have questions.

And I’m not sure I want to know the answers.

Ducking right, you do!

 

[SWR101]

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I have never zipped my guy in a zipper. Pay fucking attention! Idiots

 

[SWR101]

Morning, gang

 

[Qky75]

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[JerseyJade]

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Sucks to be a man.

 

[LupineOne]

Ducking right, you do!

Damn autocorrect!

 

[LupineOne]

I have never zipped my guy in a zipper. Pay fucking attention! Idiots

You’re not wrong

 

[UnquietDreams]

Looking at the state of the world to draw a rather... educated conclusion, we can surmise that Quantity > Quality.

Throwing massive numbers against a better armed and trained opponent works. Be it Persia or Russia, it's a timeless strategy.
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So send fort my legions, send forth my throngs of sharp teeth and claws, send forth my plague bearers and my winged deaths! I shall command my army, and they will fight for me, and they will die for me.

And I, I shall survive.

rats and hawks please

Thermopylae. Rorke's Drift. Battle of Stamford Bridge. The Battle of Prague. Battle of Mount Tabor. Defense of Osowiec, AKA "The Attack of the Dead Men." The Polish Post Office in Danzig, where they held off fucking SS units for 15 hours.

I will take my few, my happy few, my band of brothers (oh, there's another one!).

Human hunter with a gun and 5 gorillas.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't know, but I'd guess it's more common amongst those with foreskins.

It is. Part of why I don't go commando. You know, unless I forgot laundry.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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As in with a colonoscopy, liberal amounts of Valium make it less horrible.

 

[HarryHill]

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[crazychemgirl]

Ok the real world makes me sad … so here’s some interesting questions for you all again today..



Get to Know You Round 3:


1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

5. What animal best represents your personality?

 

[Dadoftwo87]

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10.000 rats, I have seen THE suicide squat... the hawks might still pose a problem... the rest of those hunters are toast

 

[Qky75]

Ok the real world makes me sad … so here’s some interesting questions for you all again today..



Get to Know You Round 3:


1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

I loved The Village...but after the ending the suspense just isn't the same.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

I've done it in a public building hedgerow 10feet from the sidewalk at 3pm. I'd do it again.

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

I hate my lower gut. If I could fix it without ruining existing repairs I would. Also...I hate just one row of my beard grows opposite of the rest.

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

What sparked Lizzy Bordon's crime? I don't doubt she did it but what made her decide to do it.

5. What animal best represents your personality?

I am a panda. Fluffy, lazy, potentially dangerous but super attractive. Sex or food? Umm which is closer and uses less energy?

 

[vagrantx]

Thank you for doing these @crazychemgirl , they're so much fun to answer and to read others!!


1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?
This is a toss-up between Bojack Horseman and Undone. They are both by the same creator, and both shows have made me laugh, cry, scream and hug my pillow. BoJack I followed as it was airing, but Undone I discovered later. I started watching it on a Friday evening, and had finished the whole show by Saturday... It's incredible.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?
No, I wouldn't. As I said GTKY#2 I don't enjoy public sex, and much prefer the bedroom. For someone who enjoys uncomfortable bondage, I'd like to be comfortable as I get uncomfortable

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?
Yes, I wish I could reach to suck on my own nips. Like properly, just, go to absolute town on them

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?
What actually kicked it all off. What was the big bang, what came before it, was there even a "before" if there was no space and therefor no time?

5. What animal best represents your personality?
Do I really have to type it out?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

I would re-watch The Invention of Lying because it really changed the way I view most religions today.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

Take me to church.

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

My tummy. I have an apron belly and I don't think it'll ever go away unless I get a tummy tuck.

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

Tell me what really happened in the Bible.

5. What animal best represents your personality?

A needy little kitty cat. Mrow.

 

[SWR101]

1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

Lord of the Rings, books and movies. So formative for me.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

Absolutely, I always wanted to have sex in a college classroom

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

As much as “my dick” might be the stock answer for most guys, I’d say getting a full head of hair again would be great. Or having 20/20 vision without glasses

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

My first thought is “who was Jack the Ripper?”

5. What animal best represents your personality?

An otter, playful, uses tools, like physical contact

 

[Qky75]

My first thought is “who was Jack the Ripper?”

Oooo man I've always been fascinated with this case too

 

[Chloe_Harper]

1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

That's definitely tricky... I feel like there are movies or shows I would like better if they weren't tainted by the memory of who showed me, so that might be an option. Then again, LotR extended edition would be fucking sick too.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

If I could... interesting... center stage of the Winter Garden theater on Broadway... obviously not during a show.

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

Oh, more than one, but since one is capitalized, I will stick with one...

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

The Hanging Gardens

5. What animal best represents your personality?

I don't actually know the answer to this question... I'm sure people have thoughts

 

[UnquietDreams]

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?
Yes, I wish I could reach to suck on my own nips. Like properly, just, go to absolute town on them.

Watching a woman do that during sex is such a thing for me and my brain is absolutely melting right now.

Just saying.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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IDK, I'm pretty fun for mine

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Ok the real world makes me sad … so here’s some interesting questions for you all again today..



Get to Know You Round 3:


1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

5. What animal best represents your personality?

1. Dexter, I loved the twists and turns and HATED the ending... I'd rewatch and NOT watch the last episode
2. YES! Bent over my Camaro at a car show
3. My hair... I'd love a head of thick hair
4. Jacob Wetterling
5. Polar bear - practical, loyal, reliable and determined

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ok the real world makes me sad … so here’s some interesting questions for you all again today..



Get to Know You Round 3:


1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

John Carpenter's entire catalog. But if I had to pick one maybe Halloween.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

On top of the Empire State building. Cuz what a story that would be. And some serious sex cred.

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

I'd shrink down my mid section. Lose the gut. At least most of it. Everything else is great though.

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

The JFK thing maybe? I feel like whatever I learn is just going to upset/depress me more.

5. What animal best represents your personality?

Gonna have to say dragons. Especially ones with shades and purple hair. ( @vagrantx )

 

[Bry1313]

1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

Hmmm, going with LOTR here, it’s the best universe building out there.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

A certain minivan

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

I wish my feet had arches

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

Hmmm, so about history and not the universe…..ok, how did people actually get to the Americas 20 to 30 thousand years ago? The Bering land bridge seems to have fallen out of favor

5. What animal best represents your personality?

Dolphins, they are annoying and playful