Dadoftwo87
Dad, not a daddy
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Oh it is horrid that this is a good joke....At the moment.
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Oh it is horrid that this is a good joke....At the moment.
I know! I had probably close to 20 at Christmas dinner this year. Fresh out of the water that morning. So good...Oysters...![]()
5 years in the past. Several reasons.
Only if it's toothless....A woman without panties. Sexier yet is glasses with her hair up in a bun held by pencils, but that wasn't an option so I won't mention it.
Dragon. Because, dragon.
Yes, an experience on Lit opened the door to my audioism kink. Kicked it way open.
Ice cream? Not really orgasmic for me. Well grilled steak? Maybe. Fresh shucked oysters, with just a squeeze of lemon and shake of pepper? Maybe. Chocolate mouse? Yes.
Oh, yeah, @Apisto42 ! Street tacos!
What did you serve them?...I know! I had probably close to 20 at Christmas dinner this year. Fresh out of the water that morning. So good...
Fresh ground pepper and lemon juice.What did you serve them?...
Odd Xmas lunch, but you Americans are an unpredictable bunch these days, so I'll allow it.Fresh ground pepper and lemon juice.
Oh fuck my sleep deprived state... this is my kind of humour right now...What did you serve them?...
Oh fuck my sleep deprived state... this is my kind of humour right now...
Seriously though....Also @dawn_of_night : toothless is the best![]()
Been there, very recently. (Also, nearly 12 years ago, I cracked a rib from coughing too much and too hard. Had no idea that could happen until it happened to me!I've had a chest cold the past couple days that's only getting worse. I can't sleep for all the coughing, and I'm pretty sure I've pulled some back muscles from the wracking spasms.
Today and for the foreseeable future Whiskeyjack will be Crankyjack.
FIFYOdd Xmas lunch, but you Americans are weird fuckers so I'll just secretly judge you
Beware Spider-men on Hollywood Blvd@dawn_of_night
Since across the spiderverse happened... cartoon character in real world is the second most wanted pop culture thing I want to expirience... just below finding the tardis in my livingroom one day..
I am leary if this is the real Spider-Man. You really have to keep your eye open for cheap European knock-offs, like Night-Monkey.Beware Spider-men on Hollywood Blvd
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Oh, was I doing it in secret? My bad.FIFY
Why start now?Oh, was I doing it in secret? My bad.
I realy don't care if the mcu is crumbling... I love spiderman, in all its iterations... and no! You don't get to tell me I'm a grown man now, Mom! This spiderman lego is (also) for the kids...I am leary if this is the real Spider-Man. You really have to keep your eye open for cheap European knock-offs, like Night-Monkey.
Why start now?
They are so bad for the environment too!!!! … so are towels. Really there is no good way to dry your hands in a public toilet.View attachment 2473788
Pick your poison.
Just use the pants of the person in line waiting to use the dryer.They are so bad for the environment too!!!! … so are towels. Really there is no good way to dry your hands in a public toilet.
*don’t mind me … I just wanted to grab your assJust use the pants of the person in line waiting to use the dryer.
Also spray bacteria all over the bathroom.