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[AlexBailey]

Alex! Are you losing your kinky??? WTF???

Naw, I’m just getting too used to being comfortable. Being an empty nester has its benefits.

 

[MissRadiant]

Rattlers are preferred. They have the decency to warn you and not want you near them as much as you don't wanna be.

Fucking LA and FL have stupid water moccasins that will fucking chase across land or water!

Scorpions, just shake out your shoes and your towels before use and you'll be fine. Same thing with the tarantulas.

That's okay, I've lived or visited enough in those places....I don't like to live there. haha

I have an idea of the next place will be....just have to wait 2 and a half years to see what's available. Crystal ball doesn't work...says try again later. haha

In the meantime, home renovations are fun!!!

 

[Rj_1954]

I went hiking in the buff with my parents once, of course I was 2 but who was looking anyway

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm waiting Brenda...

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm waiting Brenda...

For my smart ass reply? I didn't want you to think I was picking on your, and certainly don't want you to think it was ever serious.

Or are you waiting for something else.... oh.... you think I took your purple cuffs again... I didn't! That wasn't me!!!

I have my own now.... you know that...

 

[AlexBailey]

Actually, I've driven through Phoenix several times... and was miserable. I wouldn't want to live there or any of those surrounding places either. I prefer less people, not a whole lot more. And it is hotter there than here in Las Vegas.

If I lived in the desert I’d want to go under ground.

There was a farmer who bought a piece of land in the blazing summer heat of Fresno CA. He dug 20 acres of underground rooms, passage ways, ponds and underground greenhouses.

I’m guess I’m just too lazy.

 

[Rj_1954]

For my smart ass reply? I didn't want you to think I was picking on your, and certainly don't want you to think it was ever serious.

Or are you waiting for something else.... oh.... you think I took your purple cuffs again... I didn't! That wasn't me!!!

I have my own now.... you know that...

I really enjoy your comment's and I need a laugh today (Lady k is ill)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If I lived in the desert I’d want to go under ground.

There was a farmer who bought a piece of land in the blazing summer heat of Fresno CA. He dug 20 acres of underground rooms, passage ways, ponds and underground greenhouses.

I’m guess I’m just too lazy.

I’ve been there. That places is so cool.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’ve been there. That places is so cool.

I so want to go. I’ve only seen it on YouTube.

What’s it like? Would it be easy to get lost down there?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh, that's part of why I left AZ. I missed the rain soooo much. I mean, when we had thunderstorms in AZ they were GORGEOUS. But far too infrequent for me. Of course, I moved over to FL and got slammed with back-to-back hurricanes and a tree almost crushing me. So, maybe PNW is a better bet

I'll keep the coffee ready for you, Princess.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'll keep the coffee ready for you, Princess.

This is why you're one of my favorites

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fucking LA and FL have stupid water moccasins that will fucking chase across land or water!

Scorpions, just shake out your shoes and your towels before use and you'll be fine. Same thing with the tarantulas.

I'm a West Coast kid. My first thought was, "in what neighborhood in L.A. are you running into water moccasins?"

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'll have you know... I have never had a rattlesnake in my driveway... and at a previous house we only saw scorpions in the house three times.

Wait... that's three times too many anyway.... um.... I've never seen a scorpion in my house... does that fly?

Nevermind.

Scorpions fly now?

 

[MissRadiant]

I used to go kinky hiking in the rain, but lately it seems like the last thing I’d bother with.

Yup same, but maybe not just kinky

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm a West Coast kid. My first thought was, "in what neighborhood in L.A. are you running into water moccasins?"

I grew up in Louisiana every neighborhood you could have a run in with a water moccasin

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I so want to go. I’ve only seen it on YouTube.

What’s it like? Would it be easy to get lost down there?

They don’t really let you wander freely it’s a guided tour. But it’s not so extensive that you’d get lost. Still super cool. Maybe the best thing in Fresno. Which…I mean…low bar…but

 

[UnquietDreams]

When I lived in Florida, a small alligator came out of the storm drain outside my office

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[Chloe_Harper]

When I lived in Florida, a small alligator came out of the storm drain outside my office

Yea... Louisiana and Florida have gator babies everywhere I love them.

Also, alligator is very yummy, and if you've never tried it, I would highly recommend

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is why you're one of my favorites

Wait...one of?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wait...one of?

Well, I can't just flat out call just one of you my favorite... that would be rude, and I have manners

 

[MisterAlice]

I really like the desert aesthetic, and I liked Scottsdale. Cool thing about Phoenix is you can drive an hour and a half and you're in the mountains. Another two hours north, and there's snow and pine forests.

 

[Frankjba1]

Yea... Louisiana and Florida have gator babies everywhere I love them.

Also, alligator is very yummy, and if you've never tried it, I would highly recommend

Can confirm... If there's 6 or more inches of water, a gator is definitely innit.

 

[peekingone]

The worst is first thing getting out of bed in the morning! All the joints

And when I’m on top! My knees sound like someone’s dropping a background beat

That would be the last thing I would be hearing in that position that I can tell you.

 

[AlexBailey]

They don’t really let you wander freely it’s a guided tour. But it’s not so extensive that you’d get lost. Still super cool. Maybe the best thing in Fresno. Which…I mean…low bar…but

Yeah, Fresno….. . . . . . . . . .

It would be a stop on the way to Yosemite!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, I can't just flat out call just one of you my favorite... that would be rude, and I have manners

Yeah. Yeah, no, yeah, I get that. Yeah. Manners... Yeah, no. It's fine. It's...fine.

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