Sex & Shenanigans

[naughty_stories]

This looks like some 90s DOS game where you have to stop the sperm before they can inseminate you

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[UnquietDreams]

I can't do Grodan Boll's (Frogball's) voice! Also I'm not home. You'll have to dream about me instead

Okay.

 

[SWR101]

Also here’s your terrifying GOTD


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KILL IT! FIRE!

 

[Apisto42]

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Lego must have realized that millennials have no kids and adult money.

Sparkly vampires should all be burned in the furnace of Orodruin. And all products associated with them as well. It’s the only way to end that abomination.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay.

Right? I feel like she underrates how often we all probably do that already.

 

[UnquietDreams]

KILL IT! FIRE!

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[crazychemgirl]

Sparkly vampires should all be burned in the furnace of Orodruin. And all products associated with them as well. It’s the only way to end that abomination.

Tell me how you really feel my dear.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sparkly vampires should all be burned in the furnace of Orodruin. And all products associated with them as well. It’s the only way to end that abomination.

Or...just not read it? Not watch the movies? Not buy the Lego?
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[Apisto42]

There’s few things I truly hate. Twilight is one of them.

 

[Apisto42]

Or...just not read it? Not watch the movies? Not buy the Lego?

Nope. Fire is the only answer.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also here’s your terrifying GOTD


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Whelp, that’s enough lit for today. Have a Good Friday folks!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whelp, that’s enough lit for today. Have a Good Friday folks!

You’re welcome.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just say everything out loud. It’s easier.

You and my mother. Her "Tact" button broke years ago, and warranty won't cover it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well it’s more just licking and sucking…

Otherwise you’re doing it wrong.

Same with "blow job."

 

[UnquietDreams]

*stares*

"You're doing it wrong"

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean… yes… but still. I’d probably throat punch a dude who said,


“I wanna French kiss your cooter”

Why? That is so romantic.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Or...just not read it? Not watch the movies? Not buy the Lego?
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That was way too far. If you hate fun you could of just sent me a DM!

 

[MindYaBitness]

There’s few things I truly hate. Twilight is one of them.

So this isnt on your list?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why? That is so romantic.

*throat punch.

 

[UnquietDreams]

ok yall ….

What should I have for dinner?


Peri Peri chicken
Burgers
Pizza
Sushi
Donairs
Pasta

The answer is always "Peri Peri Chicken."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmmm...
You're so sexy when you talk formally to my labido

Want to conjugate?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Shenanigans Gone Wild?

videos of the girls of shenanigans eating food…

I’ve heard on the internet that this is a thing … who wants in?

I mean I'm not NOT for it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Want to conjugate?

Your place or mine?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Want to conjugate?

I've always found "Would you like to engage in coitus) to be very successful

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've always found "Would you like to engage in coitus) to be very successful

Sweetie, you could read Ikea instructions and it would be very successful.