Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Could be a Midwest thing … you have to get good at fending yourselves when the snow buries you in your home.

I mean... Youre not wrong....

It's also the 7 miles grocery store trip and Not having stop lights problem...

 

[Wand3rlust]

it's an ermine or skoat. A little weasel creature that changes color. Apparently they can be pretty vicious. They'll eat a rabbit that's twice its size. But how could you stay mad at it the way it bounces around the snow. boop boop

Um, those are adorable & viscous. They can kill rabbits 10x their size just be running them to exhausting and then strangling them. There's a readon no one feels pitty when they make them into fur coats!

It's what makes the white fur bits on our house of Lords coats.

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's what makes the white fur bits on our house of Lords coats.

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Traditionally anyway. Probably polyester now.

 

[vagrantx]

It is severely lacking in ribs.

Did you do the thing Marilyn Manson did so he could do the other thing??

(edit: i read it as i am not it is and now i'm embarrassed. farewell)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It's what makes the white fur bits on our house of Lords coats.

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Man those coats look comfortable. How do I get one?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Man those coats look comfortable. How do I get one?

Move to the UK..marry a Lady.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It will murder you in your sleep and use your hair to line it's den

The cutest green den you ever did see

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Move to the UK..marry a Lady.

Definitely not getting married again. I'm sure Temu has something close

 

[lavendersilk]

Move to the UK..marry a Lady.

Are you a Lady?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Definitely not getting married again. I'm sure Temu has something close

Yeah my second option was to tell you to buy one.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you a Lady?

Probably not in either sense of the word.

Also not getting married again.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Definitely not getting married again. I'm sure Temu has something close

I think ordering a Lady off Temu might violate several laws.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I think ordering a Lady off Temu might violate several laws.

He did say something close.....

Do not accept poor imitations.

Only rich ones.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think ordering a Lady off Temu might violate several laws.

I've never tried human trafficking before. How hard can it be?

 

[LupineOne]

Could be a Midwest thing … you have to get good at fending yourselves when the snow buries you in your home.

That, and I’m like Remy, I just love to cook!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've never tried human trafficking before. How hard can it be?

Practically or morally?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did you do the thing Marilyn Manson did so he could do the other thing??

(edit: i read it as i am not it is and now i'm embarrassed. farewell)

I love you anyway...

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is why I like this thread....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wow, saw nice cream and missed rice cream, @OrdinaryPerson or @MindYaBitness definitely did this chart

That someone could be me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I've never tried human trafficking before. How hard can it be?

Hey deeeeefalt. Get in my van

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This is why I like this thread....

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You're going to make me blush!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hey deeeeefalt. Get in my van

Do you have candy?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Do you have candy?

Of course! And ice cream. And porn.

 

[dawn_of_night]

This is why I like this thread....

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I kept clicking on the GD wrong "like" button ...
Fucking fuck.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Practically or morally?

Financially