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[Whiskeyjack]

That’s a sexy shark!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Mmm... you've got an "Oreo" I'd like to "double-stuff."
I'm not sure what that means, but I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't approve.

You know what? I'm drunk. I'll see myself out.

After I get some Pop-Tarts, of course.

seriously... still with the pop tarts!!!

 

[Sammysub07]

*whispers* we can have them somewhere else. Not here. I won't actually throw them out.

Now, what treat should we have here? Are double-stuffed oreos allowed or will that summon a weird naked cookie army too?

Cinnabons!!! We need soft, warm, and with lots of icing!

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[Whiskeyjack]

Cinnabons!!! We need soft, warm, and with lots of icing!

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[UnquietDreams]

Nooooo. I hid the pop tarts *leans in to whisper* we can sneak them when no one is looking because there seem to be mixed emotions about pop tarts

My emotions about your Pop-Tarts are decidedly not mixed.

 

[Sammysub07]

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I was talking about Cinnabons!

 

[Qky75]

I was talking about Cinnabons!

I mean....cinnabon does it for me

 

[HollyS]

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That's what *he* thought. Bwahahahaha!!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I was talking about Cinnabons!

Hell yeah, you were!

 

[Rj_1954]

What's the pour of choice?

Rum! You know...rum, rum (car sounds)

 

[Sammysub07]

That's what *he* thought. Bwahahahaha!!

lol the other head went to one place

Hell yeah, you were!

I was, I’m innocent!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was playing it… then my mind started to wander… and then I thought it sounded just like a sexy song…

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I believe I told you that you were amazing tonight? I am trying to come up with a superlative for amazing. You are a supremely talented woman. That was fantastic.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What's the pour of choice?

Redbreast 12 year, neat, if you please.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I was, I’m innocent!

I believe you!!!

I'm also just unbelievably turned on by cinnamon rolls.

Stop kink-shaming me.

 

[SmokingFap]

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That is so wrong on so many levels.

 

[Qky75]

Redbreast 12 year, neat, if you please.

Breasts any color at least 20 year neat

 

[DannieB]

I believe I told you that you were amazing tonight? I am trying to come up with a superlative for amazing. You are a supremely talented woman. That was fantastic.

“Wicked awesome” is what I think you were going for

 

[UnquietDreams]

*whispers* we can have them somewhere else. Not here. I won't actually throw them out.

Now, what treat should we have here? Are double-stuffed oreos allowed or will that summon a weird naked cookie army too?

I kinda wanna see a weird naked cookie army...

 

[HollyS]

I believe you!!!

I'm also just unbelievably turned on by cinnamon rolls.

Stop kink-shaming me.

How do you feel about brats who can fit a whole cinnamon roll in their mouths?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's what *he* thought. Bwahahahaha!!

Why do I find this peanut gallery comment particularly scary?

 

[SmokingFap]

How do you feel about brats who can fit a whole cinnamon roll in their mouths?

Inadequate.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

How do you feel about brats who can fit a whole cinnamon roll in their mouths?

Well, now you're just trying to hit me right in the fetish.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You share it with me right now! I bet it’s amazing

You go from wallflower to bossy real fast dontcha?

I love it.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

How do you feel about brats who can fit a whole cinnamon roll in their mouths?

Like they need a bigger challenge. Oh. I have an idea

 

[Sammysub07]

Like they need a bigger challenge. Oh. I have an idea

When UM gets naughty!