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Goodness… well I wasn’t going to say, but now you mention it…

Would hate to have you shivering with cold yourself, though.. perhaps we’d be best huddling together for warmth
Ah yes, these mild winter days can turn so quickly, we should be ready for a penetrating wind
 
It seems more and more like you're rather enjoying that sensation? I’m sure there must be a really delight in that skin-tingling feeling as it washes over you
 
And I see that ‘boring and unflattering’ didn’t last very long at all. To put it (fittingly) mildly...
 
I’m certainly no authority on that, but:

a) I’m sure you can just about make a defence, even if it’s rather ‘letter rather than spirit of the law’;
b) I daresay it’s a price worth paying for those tingles; and
c) I suspect the authorities would be fine to let you off with a firm, forceful smack on the, ahem, wrists
 
I’m certainly no authority on that, but:

a) I’m sure you can just about make a defence, even if it’s rather ‘letter rather than spirit of the law’;
b) I daresay it’s a price worth paying for those tingles; and
c) I suspect the authorities would be fine to let you off with a firm, forceful smack on the, ahem, wrists
Oh no, not a smack on the wrists, there must be some alternative
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Yes you make a compelling point. At the same time… objection, highly speculative and incredibly leading.

You’re at risk of getting into all sorts of trouble at this rate..
 
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Goodness… yes you make a compelling point. At the same time… objection, highly speculative and incredibly leading.

You’re at risk of getting into all sorts of trouble at this rate..
Are you a lawyer? Maybe you could advise me
 
I think I may have to, yes. As things stand I can’t be wholly sure how well you’ll be able to withstand a rigorous cross-examination
 
Oh dear, yes how frightful a thought - the jury looking on, you powerless and at the prosecutor’s mercy, as they peel away and unravel your scant, flimsy defences.

I’m sure it wouldn’t be good tingles you were experiencing in such a set of circumstances
 
Oh dear, yes how frightful a thought - the jury looking on, you powerless and at the prosecutor’s mercy, as they peel away and unravel your scant, flimsy defences.

I’m sure it wouldn’t be good tingles you were experiencing in such a set of circumstances
You’d better examine the body of my case to uncover any weak points
 
It’s true.. I’ll subject it to very close, rigorous scrutiny - I know you would expect nothing less - so I can only hope you’re free for a thorough debriefing later
 
Does anyone else panic when someone asks you to wear something nice into work?
 
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