dawn_of_night
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Hopefully the someone isn’t a homicide detective.*Bookmarks for the next time someone asks why @SalaciousMonkey22 was afraid of @crazychemgirl*
My mom did her grad work on serial killers. Our home was full of true crime before it was a thing. All of this is to say, I knew waaaaay too much dark stuff as a kid and definitely scared a few adults as a result. "No, honey, Mindy can't stay the night*Bookmarks for the next time someone asks why @SalaciousMonkey22 was afraid of @crazychemgirl*
This is one of the reasons we get along so wellMy mom did her grad work on serial killers. Our home was full of true crime before it was a thing. All of this is to say, I knew waaaaay too much dark stuff as a kid and definitely scared a few adults as a result. "No, honey, Mindy can't stay the nightevertonight. I have work tomorrow, so I can't stay up all night to ensure she won't smother me to death in my sleep, like that charming story she told us earlier..."
Tight grapes is perfect
I think I'm going to stick to "tight grapes"
So I had a favorite wagon as a kid. It was a fire engine colored Red Flyer. I played with it until it broke. My mother was one of the weirdos during my GenX upbringing that locked the doors, knew where I was at all hours, and was very threatening if a stranger even said hello to me. I found out much later that the wagon originally belonged to Eric; the son of my grandfather's boss. Eric was kidnapped, and had awful things done to him before he was murdered.....by a man that used to live next door to mother and (at the time 6 year old) older brother.My mom did her grad work on serial killers. Our home was full of true crime before it was a thing. All of this is to say, I knew waaaaay too much dark stuff as a kid and definitely scared a few adults as a result. "No, honey, Mindy can't stay the nightevertonight. I have work tomorrow, so I can't stay up all night to ensure she won't smother me to death in my sleep, like that charming story she told us earlier..."
I bet you’re a tight grapeI think I'm going to stick to "tight grapes"![]()
I think I'm going to stick to "tight grapes"![]()
So I had a favorite wagon as a kid. It was a fire engine colored Red Flyer. I played with it until it broke. My mother was one of the weirdos during my GenX upbringing that locked the doors, knew where I was at all hours, and was very threatening if a stranger even said hello to me. I found out much later that the wagon originally belonged to Eric; the son of my grandfather's boss. Eric was kidnapped, and had awful things done to him before he was murdered.....by a man that used to live next door to mother and (at the time 6 year old) older brother.
I know right? Like I could've just happily not ever known about the connection.That is some Hitchcock level shit right there
2C4... and now i want some right now
Back at youI bet you’re a tight grape![]()
Going to go ahead and use 'tight grapes' to describe fake boobs from now on.
Haunted wagon ...So I had a favorite wagon as a kid. It was a fire engine colored Red Flyer. I played with it until it broke. My mother was one of the weirdos during my GenX upbringing that locked the doors, knew where I was at all hours, and was very threatening if a stranger even said hello to me. I found out much later that the wagon originally belonged to Eric; the son of my grandfather's boss. Eric was kidnapped, and had awful things done to him before he was murdered.....by a man that used to live next door to mother and (at the time 6 year old) older brother.
oh no.... wait... you arent saying that because you think I have tight grapes do you
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What kind of cake boobs are you looking at??Going to go ahead and use 'tight grapes' to describe fake boobs from now on.
samesies!!!!