Wat’s Carbon Water-N-Stuff Thread - Concepts In Iron And Wood!!!

[Wat_Tyler]

We are. Fertility rates are in the toilet across the globe and the human population is expected to start dropping in the next decade or so. And that is going to have some seriously interesting consequences.

No matter, as Wat will outlive the denizens of the PB and Lit in general, at which point he will declare Absolute Victory.

 

[HisArpy]

No matter, as Wat will outlive the denizens of the PB and Lit in general, at which point he will declare Absolute Victory.

^don't believe this. I have it on very good authority that Wat's immortality contract is still unsigned.

Unlike mine...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

^don't believe this. I have it on very good authority that Wat's immortality contract is still unsigned.

Unlike mine...

It's not an Immortality Contract, it's the fucking to-do list that Allah gave me. It's prodigious to say the very least.

 

[HisArpy]

It's not an Immortality Contract, it's the fucking to-do list that Allah gave me. It's prodigious to say the very least.

So, no immortality?

<-- winning!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So, no immortality?

<-- winning!

No worries.


It's not like I won't see you in Hell.

 

[HisArpy]

No worries.


It's not like I won't see you in Hell.

Travel advice tip: Bring a chicken. You can use its blood to sign the contract with instead of your own. The chicken will roast in Hell quite deliciously.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Travel advice tip: Bring a chicken. You can use its blood to sign the contract with instead of your own. The chicken will roast in Hell quite deliciously.

I've gotten to spend some time with real chickens recently. They're actually very social if you treat them nicely.


Mean is only for libturds.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Hey wat, define what a woman is.

I bet you're too scared to.

 

[HisArpy]

I've gotten to spend some time with real chickens recently. They're actually very social if you treat them nicely.


Mean is only for libturds.

I grew up with them. Along with rabbits and other edible farm critters.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I grew up with them. Along with rabbits and other edible farm critters.

Chickens shoot breaffeses outta their butts.


The landlady is collecting goats these days. She gone from 1 to 5 and one of them is Very Preggers. That's three or four more on the way.


And a new barn cat. He's not edible.


Unless . . . .

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Hey wat, define what a woman is.

I bet you're too scared to.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/vHwGAMZfWj3mU/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952qn499xh610pa6q3vdsqgk77ojx3watbqk0iame1o&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[HisArpy]

Chickens shoot breaffeses outta their butts.


The landlady is collecting goats these days. She gone from 1 to 5 and one of them is Very Preggers. That's three or four more on the way.


And a new barn cat. He's not edible.


Unless . . . .

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/812ouPDvuEL.jpg

 

[Rebel5soul]

Goats are annoying.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/812ouPDvuEL.jpg

There will be more chickens coming this year.


I kinda like the goats.

 

[Rebel5soul]

There will be more chickens coming this year.


I kinda like the goats.

That will change.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That will change.

They seem to keep themselves entertained.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/uujaJD7ATxLWg/200.gif?cid=6c09b952if7tnsukcppuarwivwb0libxf76k1wxsdf76jrcs&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200.gif&ct=g

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e3/46/d5/e346d5e33decfc651a1004af475dcc13.jpg

 

[Rebel5soul]

They seem to keep themselves entertained.

Go out and walk around with them for a bit.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Go out and walk around with them for a bit.

The little one butts my ankles. She likes me.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/IsX-uy0OH4cAAAAd/whats-the-matter-colonial-sander-chicken.gif

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b3/de/5a/b3de5ac217b5547f0b4d3c8099811372.jpg

 

[Philthy_Phil]

https://media.tenor.com/1DI75UgpvagAAAAM/lmao-dance.gif

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://d1w4q6ldc8l0qo.cloudfront.net/media/AN/images/citizens-owning-guns-quotes-8.jpg

 

[Rebel5soul]

https://d1w4q6ldc8l0qo.cloudfront.net/media/AN/images/citizens-owning-guns-quotes-8.jpg

Derived from John Locke's treatise on "Natural Law."