That Should Be a T-Shirt

[Chloe_Harper]

Okay, I've had a few conversations with a handful of Litsters where something was said and our immediate reaction was "that should be a t-shirt"

So, tell me something another Litster has said (tag em too!) that you think would make a great t-shirt! Context not required and, in fact, is usually funnier without!

**please follow forum rules and also be nice to people

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'll start...

"I'm dead. No, I'm fucked!"

Thank you @Sammysub07

 

[Saltfountain]

"it makes me want to smack you" courtesy of @Cjbdd

 

[Chloe_Harper]

"Very Low-Maintenance Pervert"

Thank you @SmokingFap for that gem

 

[Saltfountain]

"Great idea except for us commando types!"

The never knowingly understated @LIDiver

 

[Landshark1]

Nothing says Thank You better then a blow job.

 

[LIDiver]

Almost did this one irl (and wouldn’t be surprised if it has already been done!)….

“Yes they are but your tits are down there.”

 

[Btq97]

I have some fucks I have been saving for just such an occasion.
then on the back
Nope all out of fucks

 

[BrendaBear]

“This is here so you can claim to be reading my shirt”

 

[Btq97]

No really they are peanuts

 

[Kraken_96]

I imagine @Tallulah82 is going to appear on this thread more than a few times.

This is possibly the most tame one but still funny to me:

"Most feral. Exciting times!"

 

[Boat1]

BUILD THAT WALL!
(AROUND DC!)

 

[Boat1]

Bless the Freaks

 

[Chloe_Harper]

"finding more heart places"

This. This is such a beautiful thing that I told @Kraken_96 had to be posted here because it 100% should be a t-shirt

 

[cactusjack0584]

“Lit as fuck!”

Only other litsters would understand why the L is capitalized

 

[Landshark1]

“Cum Here Often?”

 

[Boat1]

D/s = Freedom Through Captivity

 

[Saltfountain]

*stares*

@Wand3rlust at her loquacious best...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

"Report To My Bedroom Immediately For No Adulting"

It's wordy, but should definitely be a t-shirt @TXRafe

 

[BrendaBear]

What in the fancy fuck did I just watch

Yeah… she is that fucking cool.

 

[Sammysub07]

I'll start...

"I'm dead. No, I'm fucked!"

Thank you @Sammysub07

Omg!! You started the thread with this?! Vocas be damned!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Omg!! You started the thread with this?! Vocas be damned!

It was my inspiration

 

[Sammysub07]

Spank me and color me surprised!

-Me

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Spank me and color me surprised!

-Me

That's a great one!

I never considered putting anything I've said as a shirt! See? You're so inspiring!

 

[BrendaBear]

Spank me and color me surprised!

-Me

I'm sorry Samantha that you don't know how inspiring you are...