Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you want it to be. But I can distinguish between Navy, Air Force, Marine and Army camo. And officers.

I usually do. But this story sounds wild so imma see where it leads.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Get outta her with your “Real” world! My mind is a way better place.

Usually.

Often?

Sometimes.

The real world is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

 

[Qky75]

The real world is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

I'm telling you fellas it's difficult to get there when you need to after being away too long

 

[Sammysub07]

Nope, only adds more.

That is why there is alcohol sold tax free on bases.

Well I mean Military bases are federal property so sales taxes don’t apply. But sure, it also helps morale and welfare. I’d surmise that the barracks bunnies would be around alcohol or not Service members banging each other definitely does not need alcohol

 

[MissRadiant]

I usually do. But this story sounds wild so imma see where it leads.

Fine....lunchtime at Fort Dix commissary.

all branches are active there.

the Starbucks alone the men sit and want to pull rank or see what women walk by.

I was like hello, am I the only civilian woman, yes apparently I am. A parka wouldn't have even covered me up that day.

Will note bc found this out the hard way. Spouses are not allowed up in dorms/rooms.

 

[Qky75]

Well I mean Military bases are federal property so sales taxes don’t apply. But sure, it also helps morale and welfare. I’d surmise that the barracks bunnies would be around alcohol or not Service members banging each other definitely does not need alcohol

Anchors away my lads....anchors away!

 

[LupineOne]

I love food! I love sex! It’s quite rare that I will mix the two . Sex messy and food messy are just… different!

That’s fair

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fine....lunchtime at Fort Dix commissary.

all branches are active there.

the Starbucks alone the men sit and want to pull rank or see what women walk by.

I was like hello, am I the only civilian woman, yes apparently I am. A parka wouldn't have even covered me up that day.

Will note bc found this out the hard way. Spouses are not allowed up in dorms/rooms.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well I mean Military bases are federal property so sales taxes don’t apply. But sure, it also helps morale and welfare. I’d surmise that the barracks bunnies would be around alcohol or not Service members banging each other definitely does not need alcohol

It’s funny that you can be sorta hot talking about tax law.

Man boobs are so unfair.

 

[MissRadiant]

Well I mean Military bases are federal property so sales taxes don’t apply. But sure, it also helps morale and welfare. I’d surmise that the barracks bunnies would be around alcohol or not Service members banging each other definitely does not need alcohol

I will put it this way, in my hubs first unit. I was friends with females who were my spies. The commander was my friend. I didn't need to be a fly on a wall during that summer in the woods.

And if there was any barracks bunny, well I didn't have to be in a barracks to see my soldier late at night. Well until 3am.

It helped he was supply, assigned rooms, had keys and drove the big hum ve with supplies.

My only rule, no cameras.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

, had keys and drove the big hum ve with supplies.

This is totally a euphemism right?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Fine....lunchtime at Fort Dix commissary.

all branches are active there.

the Starbucks alone the men sit and want to pull rank or see what women walk by.

I was like hello, am I the only civilian woman, yes apparently I am. A parka wouldn't have even covered me up that day.

Will note bc found this out the hard way. Spouses are not allowed up in dorms/rooms.

It was literally a covert op trying to sneak civilians into the barracks.
Best done at night I learned.

 

[LupineOne]

 

[Qky75]

I was going to clean the shed and sort my tools...maybe build a case for them then I decided to take a poo...whelp I'm done for the day.

 

[MissRadiant]

It was literally a covert op trying to sneak civilians into the barracks.
Best done at night I learned.

I didn't sneak ever.
I just ended up being the only spouse the unit liked to have around.

plus they feed me.....one time it was ribs, another was pizza....not a euphemism.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I didn't sneak ever.
I just ended up being the only spouse the unit liked to have around.

plus they feed me.....one time it was ribs, another was pizza....not a euphemism.

I don’t know what pizza COULD be a euphemism for but now I’m wondering!

 

[Qky75]

I don’t know what pizza COULD be a euphemism for but now I’m wondering!

Usually if it's a euphemism and cheese is involved...back away slowly

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I don’t know what pizza COULD be a euphemism for but now I’m wondering!

Something about pies... something about being saucy... something about the right toppings... they are all there, but I can't pin one down

 

[MissRadiant]

Something about pies... something about being saucy... something about the right toppings... they are all there, but I can't pin one down

Thank you, perfect timing on that one!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Something about pies... something about being saucy... something about the right toppings... they are all there, but I can't pin one down

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[Chloe_Harper]

Usually if it's a euphemism and cheese is involved...back away slowly

But the adjectives and proper comparisons are all there, like they pair well with wine... the creamier ones spread well... I should stop now

 

[MrMakersMark]

I didn't sneak ever.
I just ended up being the only spouse the unit liked to have around.

plus they feed me.....one time it was ribs, another was pizza....not a euphemism.

Well, my barracks Bro and I were single, and REAALLY stupid back in those days.

We would help each other sneak one in, then the odd man out would disappear, go hang out in another room or the day room for a while.

Then we'd have to figure out how to get her out of there.

Idiots.

The good ole' days!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

But the adjectives and proper comparisons are all there, like they pair well with wine... the creamier ones spread well... I should stop now

Too much red sauce could be troublesome though.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But the adjectives and proper comparisons are all there, like they pair well with wine... the creamier ones spread well... I should stop now

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[Qky75]

I mean
..ok but you asked

The right crust starts with the right yeast.