Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Thanks for the country earworm Third rate romance lurid rendezvous.....I dislike country

Country?? The Amazing Rhythm Aces weren’t country…. And it was a low rent rendezvous.

I mean, since you planted that in my head… might as well get it right. Now excuse me while I kiss this guy.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm both amused and slightly horrified at this idea.

He would look fetching in peekaboo mesh but I bet green satin would be his fave.

I couldn't fit into yours.

Ouch.
I have crotchless ones you can have. Just let everything flop around.

 

[Qky75]

Country?? The Amazing Rhythm Aces weren’t country…. And it was a low rent rendezvous.

I mean, since you planted that in my head… might as well get it right. Now excuse me while I kiss this guy.

Great...so even the earworm is fucked up. Greeeeat

 

[BrendaBear]

Pfffs like you wear panties. I know the litsters you hang out with

Wait… you do?

***scurries out of the room ***

 

[Qky75]

He would look fetching in peekaboo mesh but I bet green satin would be his fave.

Ouch.
I have crotchless ones you can have. Just let everything flop around.

It wasn't an ouch! I didn't say yours wrapped around me three times. I was implying MY ass was fat

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

It wasn't an ouch! I didn't say yours wrapped around me three times. I was implying MY ass was fat

I ouched for you and the implication your schlong would bust my panties open.

 

[Qky75]

I ouched for you and the implication your schlong would bust my panties open.

You should have been in marketing

 

[Sammysub07]

Pfffs like you wear panties. I know the litsters you hang out with

You might be onto something, Zaddy…guilty of all pantyless charges

 

[BrendaBear]

I ouched for you and the implication your schlong would bust my panties open.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/4KTIHbcluWEAAAAd/eating-popcorn-pocorn.gif

 

[Whiskeyjack]

This thread has taken a strange turn. I'm gonna go back to bed and see if it gets more or less weird by the time I wake up.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You might be onto something, Zaddy…guilty of all pantyless charges

Is it getting hot in here?
Oh, it's just you? Yeah, that makes sense.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This thread has taken a strange turn. I'm gonna go back to bed and see if it gets more or less weird by the time I wake up.

You already know the answer to this.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You should have been in marketing

https://media1.tenor.com/m/4KTIHbcluWEAAAAd/eating-popcorn-pocorn.gif

Dude.. have you tried the pickle popcorn seasoning?!

This thread has taken a strange turn. I'm gonna go back to bed and see if it gets more or less weird by the time I wake up.

Just have some popcorn and watch the show unfold..

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Also, no one has ever called me Zaddy. Not to put myself on a pedestal, but if anyone is deserving of that title, I think it should be me.

 

[Sammysub07]

I'm still sleep addled... I read that as you like to wear panties.

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[Qky75]

Dude.. have you tried the pickle popcorn seasoning?!

Just have some popcorn and watch the show unfold..

Vlasic has a corn snack out called pickle balls.... surprisingly they're good

 

[Sammysub07]

This thread has taken a strange turn. I'm gonna go back to bed and see if it gets more or less weird by the time I wake up.

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[MissRadiant]

You might be onto something, Zaddy…guilty of all pantyless charges

did anyone else click these and get disappointed.....I need caffeine....and hoping I wasn't the only one.

 

[Qky75]

 

[Bbl87]

You might be onto something, Zaddy…guilty of all pantyless charges

This reminds me of what Jeff Foxworthy said about how that phrase means to very different things depending on who says it.

When a man hears a woman say they're not wearing any underwear:
"Alright! I'm probably getting lucky!"

When a woman hears a man say it:
"Damnit, we're going to have to wash those pants twice..."

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Send @OrdinaryPerson my way and I’ll think about it.

Can you deep throat it?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Can you deep throat it?

How did you get the template for my PMs to women?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I ouched for you and the implication your schlong would bust my panties open.

Sorry, my mind went somewhere and it isn't back yet....


Nope.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Sorry, my mind went somewhere and it isn't back yet....


Nope.

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[Apisto42]

Can you deep throat it?

Yours? Might take a bit of time, but I’m … up for the challenge.