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[Whiskeyjack]

That...looks.. familiar....

Are tentacle dildos not a "if you've seen one you've seen them all" kind of thing?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Side quest: a Bitch Lich has cursed a town of villagers to be dangerously horny until they all achieve their deepest fantasies. The DnD party is the only group that has the skills needed to make this happen and defeat the Bitch Lich

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Are tentacle dildos not a "if you've seen one you've seen them all" kind of thing?

Well.. the coloring is similar, but mine glows...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Well.. the coloring is similar, but mine glows..

I'm looking at the specs of this one. It's waterproof, got a suction cup base, it comes in two different sizes, it can be used with a harness... doesn't say anything about glowing, though.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Side quest: a Bitch Lich has cursed a town of villagers to be dangerously horny until they all achieve their deepest fantasies. The DnD party is the only group that has the skills needed to make this happen and defeat the Bitch Lich

I immediately surrender, drop trou, and join the villagers.

 

[Madhatter02]

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Side quest: a Bitch Lich has cursed a town of villagers to be dangerously horny until they all achieve their deepest fantasies. The DnD party is the only group that has the skills needed to make this happen and defeat the Bitch Lich

Getting prepared for war

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Are tentacle dildos not a "if you've seen one you've seen them all" kind of thing?

It’s mildly disturbing that you have a pre considered position on the matter…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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Getting prepared for war

A true holey weapon in all the senses. (Do NOT ask about taste!)

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Side quest: a Bitch Lich has cursed a town of villagers to be dangerously horny until they all achieve their deepest fantasies. The DnD party is the only group that has the skills needed to make this happen and defeat the Bitch Lich

‘Dangerously horny’ - if they can fuck something, they do? Butter churn, tree grinder, flour mill, anything? Yeeep, that’d be one nasty curse!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

‘Dangerously horny’ - if they can fuck something, they do? Butter churn, tree grinder, flour mill, anything? Yeeep, that’d be one nasty curse!

.... so many splinters in absolutely horrible places.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

.... so many splinters in absolutely horrible places.

Yeah, as well as powdering, pounding, churning, grinding - all sorts of theoretically pleasing activities which would at a minimum ‘leave marks,’ let us say.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Yeah, as well as powdering, pounding, churning, grinding - all sorts of theoretically pleasing activities which would at a minimum ‘leave marks,’ let us say.

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[TXRafe]

My first thought was "save the villagers from the kraken tentacle dildos."
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My second thought was to be frightened of what my first thought says about me.

but we know where that is...its in the back of @JustAnotherFlower 's bathroom cabinet behind the nice guest towels

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

but we know where that is...its in the back of @JustAnotherFlower 's bathroom cabinet behind the nice guest towels

That's where the blue dragon resides! Or did.. Passed the towering, fluffy trees of the Tow-El Forrest, there's a narrow ravine that leads to the dragon's lair. I am both humble servant and jailer of the beast, tending to it's needs as well as keeping it's hunger at bay.

 

[TXRafe]

That's where the blue dragon resides! Or did.. Passed the towering, fluffy trees if the Tow-El Forrest, there's a narrow ravine that leads to the dragon's lair. I am both humble servant and jailer of the beast, tending to it's needs as well as keeping it's hunger at bay.

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i love Abed and Community

 

[UsuallyPresent]

That's where the blue dragon resides! Or did.. Passed the towering, fluffy trees of the Tow-El Forrest, there's a narrow ravine that leads to the dragon's lair. I am both humble servant and jailer of the beast, tending to it's needs as well as keeping it's hunger at bay.

Talk about insinuendos. *golf clap* well played, dear girl, well played!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Talk about insinuendos. *golf clap* well played, dear girl, well played!

*bow*

And watch.. our merry band of murder hobos, I mean, hormone addled adventurers end up bearding the dragon in it's lair.. losing a week's worth of time, gaining xp and treasure, but taking a massive hit to their health. Trembly legs, sore..bits..

 

[TXRafe]

*bow*

And watch.. our merry band of murder hobos, I mean, hormone addled adventurers end up boarding the dragon in it's lair.. losing a week's worth of time, gaining xp and treasure, but taking a massive hit to their health. Trembly legs, sore..bits..

i say check for any alternate exits, plug them, and then blast the top of the tunnel with vibration until the tunnel floods and washes our the dragon. much safer option, in my humble opinion.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

i say check for any alternate exits, plug them, and then blast the top of the tunnel with vibration until the tunnel floods and washes our the dragon. much safer option, in my humble opinion.

But.. you lose the xp and treasure... Plus the keeper/jailer would die from the abrupt separation.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

*bow*

And watch.. our merry band of murder hobos, I mean, hormone addled adventurers end up bearding the dragon in it's lair.. losing a week's worth of time, gaining xp and treasure, but taking a massive hit to their health. Trembly legs, sore..bits..

Oh, but the leveling up those banging vagabonds would receive after would increase their health and stamina and so much more for the next sex-quest. Offering even more tantalizing and salacious rewards

 

[TXRafe]

But.. you lose the xp and treasure... Plus the keeper/jailer would die from the abrupt separation.

but isnt the release of the dragon and the pleasure that will spread worth the little death?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

i say check for any alternate exits, plug them, and then blast the top of the tunnel with vibration until the tunnel floods and washes our the dragon. much safer option, in my humble opinion.

Then you have a wet dragon freshly de-caved. Not a happy beastie, in my sexperience, and one likely to seek revenge on its fluid defenestrators.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

But.. you lose the xp and treasure... Plus the keeper/jailer would die from the abrupt separation.

No, no ‘innocent’ deaths! Our holey powers would be lost, were that to happen!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

So, meta-game question: cocks clearly count as sexperience points (giving or receiving), as do penetrative toys. Fingers & tongues would seem to fit as well - but what about nonpenetrators? How do we account for the sexperience their usage accumulates? The ropes, clamps, magic wands of the world almost have to give good sexperience,right?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

So, meta-game question: cocks clearly count as sexperience points (giving or receiving), as do penetrative toys. Fingers & tongues would seem to fit as well - but what about nonpenetrators? How do we account for the sexperience their usage accumulates? The ropes, clamps, magic wands of the world almost have to give good sexperience,right?

I dont think sexperience points would be limited to penetration, but rather sexual acts would provide them. Depending on the difficulty of the act or the person you would have seduce would determine sexperience points you earn.