Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

What if I'm an open faced turkey sandwich?

Om nom nom nom

 

[SWR101]

Pepperoni.

Cheese?

Now I want pizza…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Cheese?

I mean.... I'd eat it... But I'd eat the pepperoni first.... Like until it was gone.... G - O - N- E.

 

[SWR101]

 

[SWR101]

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For the record, this is “3 lies and no truth”
I am not cute, average height, and pretty flat in the rear

 

[vagrantx]

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I am just okay leftover pizza, eaten cold over the sink while reading.

I knew I liked you! Cold pizza is the best pizza

 

[vagrantx]

I knew I liked you! Cold pizza is the best pizza

Are mushrooms acceptable on pizza atleast..?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Are mushrooms acceptable on pizza atleast..?

Not on MY pizza, but if your pizza has a completely separate box, whatev

 

[vagrantx]

Not on MY pizza, but if your pizza has a completely separate box, whatev

Fair! But, why was I nearly ostracized for wanting them in my tacos then, if we can go splitsies??

 

[Qky75]

What if I'm an open faced turkey sandwich?

Jive turkey

 

[BrendaBear]

Jive turkey

Excuse me sir… isn’t that supposed to be.., jive ass turkey? I think you are missing an ass, fine sir.

 

[Qky75]

Excuse me sir… isn’t that supposed to be.., jive ass turkey? I think you are missing an ass, fine sir.

I'm almost 50. I've been missing an ass quite a while

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm almost 50. I've been missing an ass quite a while

Jive ass bitch!! I am almost 60!

Kids these days, I swear!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fair! But, why was I nearly ostracized for wanting them in my tacos then, if we can go splitsies??

1) We cannot go splitsies! Your pizza with mushrooms needs a completely separate box from my pizza. Mushroom-scented pizza box sweat is the worrrrrst!
2) Mushrooms are not a traditional taco topping.

 

[BrendaBear]

1) We cannot go splitsies! Your pizza with mushrooms needs a completely separate box from my pizza. Mushroom-scented pizza box sweat is the worrrrrst!
2) Mushrooms are not a traditional taco topping.

Wow… you are so strict!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wow… you are so strict!!!

You’re waaay pickier than I am!

 

[TXRafe]

1) We cannot go splitsies! Your pizza with mushrooms needs a completely separate box from my pizza. Mushroom-scented pizza box sweat is the worrrrrst!
2) Mushrooms are not a traditional taco topping.

Wow… you are so strict!!!

she is correct!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

she is correct!!!

Which she?

 

[BrendaBear]

You’re waaay pickier than I am!

That’s probably true.. I wouldn’t eat any pizza even if you paid me.

 

[BrendaBear]

Which she?

All of us! Any woman, is correct and @TXRafe is clearly wrong. That is the rules, he lost.

 

[TXRafe]

Which she?

yes....


jk, i meant you, i like mushroom gummies, but have no interest in them on my pizza or in my spaghetti sauce

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

yes....


jk, i meant you, i like mushroom gummies, but have no interest in them on my pizza or in my spaghetti sauce

No fungus for me, at all, thanks!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Which she?

Yes!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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