Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

There will be no nutmeg in my house, near my tuts, or otherwise!

Your tuts definitely don’t need nutmeg

 

[MindYaBitness]

Your tits definitely don’t need nutmeg

Neither do any of my recipes!

 

[SWR101]

Your tuts definitely don’t need nutmeg

Whereas mine need all the help they can get, hence the melange of spices

 

[crazychemgirl]

Neither do any of my recipes!

What is this vitriol against nutmeg …


Is it the nuts or the meg?

 

[SWR101]

What is this vitriol against nutmeg …


Is it the nuts or the meg?

https://media.tenor.com/kjUFBSLjzzEAAAAC/meg-shut-up-meg.gif

 

[Apisto42]

What is this vitriol against nutmeg …


Is it the nuts or the meg?

If you’re frying mushrooms, grate a little nutmeg over them. It’s crazy good. Brings out the umami

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you’re frying mushrooms, grate a little nutmeg over them. It’s crazy good. Brings out the umami

I despise fungi

 

[Apisto42]

Once again, you are dead to me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Where are the spice girls when you need them?

One day I’ll tell you the story of seeing Spice World opening night at the midnight show with a bunch of drunk Hollywood club girls in the audience who were roller skating around and declaring their spice names like “gassy spice” and “pukey spice”

Actually I mostly just did.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

One day I’ll tell you the story of seeing Spice World opening night at the midnight show with a bunch of drunk Hollywood club girls in the audience who were roller skating around and declaring their spice names like “gassy spice” and “pukey spice”

Actually I mostly just did.

I’m glad those two never made it into the group. Where was ‘no gag reflex’ spice and ‘I’ll try anything twice’ spice?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m glad those two never made it into the group. Where was ‘no gag reflex’ spice and ‘I’ll try anything twice’ spice?

Probably still at the club.

 

[SWR101]

I despise fungi

Once again, you are dead to me.

I’m shocked but not that offended, so, you’re more “undead to me” but more sexy Anne Rice vampires than Twilight…

 

[Apisto42]

Probably still at the club.

Those are the best ones.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What is this vitriol against nutmeg …


Is it the nuts or the meg?

If you’re frying mushrooms, grate a little nutmeg over them. It’s crazy good. Brings out the umami

I just can't! The first time I make a recipe I always do it exactly how the directions instruct...unless it's nutmeg. Just the smell of the stuff gives me a headache. I have no idea why! Even if it's in there in just trace a mounts, it makes me sick. And the worst part is that it's in all kinds of sweet and savory things. Rude.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Once again, you are dead to me.

How do you feel about necrophilia baby?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m shocked but not that offended, so, you’re more “undead to me” but more sexy Anne Rice vampires than Twilight…

now you’re dead to me.

 

[SWR101]

now you’re dead to me.

Fine, you’re a sparkly vampire to me, sheesh

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fine, you’re a sparkly vampire to me, sheesh

I am NO vampire, bitch.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Once again, you are dead to me.

Wait … again?!

 

[SWR101]

I am NO vampire, bitch.

Just because you’re a zombie without coffee…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just because you’re a zombie without coffee…

But a hot zombie.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait … again?!

It’s like a recurring motif. Like a Christmas Carol! I wonder what the third again will be!

 

[SWR101]

But a hot zombie.

I concur, dully noted

 

[lavendersilk]

But a hot zombie.

So... quitting on the 31st?

 

[vagrantx]

One day I’ll tell you the story of seeing Spice World opening night at the midnight show with a bunch of drunk Hollywood club girls in the audience who were roller skating around and declaring their spice names like “gassy spice” and “pukey spice”

I don't know what details could possibly embellish this story even further, but, I am dying to find out

Actually I mostly just did.

oh. awe.