What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[TXRafe]

I wouldn't mind inappropriately touching myself right now....hold on let me ask the Uber driver how they feel about it

i hope he is hot and offers to pull over and help!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wouldn't mind inappropriately touching myself right now....hold on let me ask the Uber driver how they feel about it

that’s a funny pet name.

 

[Qky75]

i hope he is hot and offers to pull over and help!

Lmao like taxi porn!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lmao like taxi porn!

Brown chicken brown cow

 

[Qky75]

Brown chicken brown cow

Why couldn't porn have associated itself with something other than funk and new jazz....I love those genres argh

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why couldn't porn have associated itself with something other than funk and new jazz....I love those genres argh

Maybe you should examine the root of that love….

 

[Qky75]

Maybe you should examine the root of that love….

You leave my root outta this mister!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You leave my root outta this mister!

Never! Can’t make me!

I mean. You can. Consent is FUN-damental.

But you don’t wanna? Right? Right?

 

[LostHorizon]

*puts away lube and feather duster*

*sigh*. Yeah that’s fine. I guess

Wait! You never mentioned you have lube and a feather duster!

 

[Bry1313]

How very dare you. I'll have you know I haven't touched myself (inappropriately) in 24 hours. 24 hours! I'm wilting here!

For me


https://media1.tenor.com/m/v0cBeb_yBgUAAAAd/its-been84years-titanic.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

You want to watch us describe it to you?

Why can’t I just write what it means?

Nope, I am aroused by people typing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait! You never mentioned you have lube and a feather duster!

I just thought it went without saying

 

[UnquietDreams]

I just thought it went without saying

Well...yeah

 

[TXRafe]

the astroglide lube plus labido is actually great if you like the cooling sensation...

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm glad I can feel my fingers again.

 

[smtst5]

Time for me to fly

 

[SmokingFap]

Has anybody else noticed that White Christmas (The Drifters version especially) and I Fall to Pieces by Patsy Cline are essentially the same song?

Sorry if that's a red pill for anyone.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I want to use a decanter....

 

[ShaneoD]

I want to use a decanter....

There's a sentence I've never used

 

[SmokingFap]

I want to use a decanter....

Oh. Is that what you call those penis-shaped shaky things?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I want to use a decanter....

Posh...

 

[EricaAnna]

I was just informed that if we get furloughed I will still have to come to work…just me.

How horrible

 

[Sammysub07]

This wine I ordered can’t get here fast enough!

 

[SmokingFap]

This wine I ordered can’t get here fast enough!

When I finally figure out the secret of quantum entanglement to enable teleportation of wine, you'll be the first to know. I just can't figure out if it's an x or a y that goes in this fucking equation.

 

[Sammysub07]

When I finally figure out the secret of quantum entanglement to enable teleportation of wine, you'll be the first to know. I just can't figure out if it's an x or a y that goes in this fucking equation.

Quantum teleportation not needed walmart Delivery works just fine.