Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I worked at JCPenney. Christmas Eve was the day men would come to me, tell me their wife’s size and their style and ask me to shop for them. I always giggled

Yeah, they talk about how busy Black Friday is, but the busiest shopping day of the year is the Saturday before Christmas. That is all guys.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey husband’s …. What are your kids getting for Christmas??

I’ve always bought my kids their big gifts.

 

[__Nathan1968]

First attempt at ricotta pie.

 

[vagrantx]

the busiest shopping day of the year is the Saturday before Christmas. That is all guys.

Because women are better at planning?

 

[UnquietDreams]

&
His wife is called Holly

And "Ho ho ho. Now I have a machine gun" doesn't work at Valentine's Day.

 

[LupineOne]

Because women are better at planning?

Noooo…some humans are better at planning than others

 

[UnquietDreams]

Because women are better at planning?

Exactly!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Noooo…some humans are better at planning than others

And it just happens to break down generally by gender.

 

[TXRafe]

Someone give me a back rub …. Work is hard.

back rub

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[BrendaBear]

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Okay, wait... that's just too much.... we all know, cats will not do a damn thing for us when we actually want them to. This cat would be waking her up from a wonderful sleep before starting this backrub.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Countertop ice maker. It's what she asked for.

And books.

I LOVE MINE!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Noooo…some humans are better at planning than others

(those humans are generally called "wives". Just saying)

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I worked at Home Depot in college, Black Friday was a nightmare, but close to Christmas we were dead. That tracks with the shopping habits of men and women!

Also, this is the first year I didn't do the bulk of my own shopping the week of Christmas. I just need to go to the chocolate store at this point, I could do all the treats again, but it's so much easier to just buy them.

 

[SWR101]

Because women are better at planning?

Because guys are better at communicating directly. Don’t drop subtle hints, tell us bluntly.

 

[Qky75]

Because guys are better at communicating directly. Don’t drop subtle hints, tell us bluntly.

Bruh she done told you where her clitoris was 4 times and showed you how to wash the dishes 6 times....you can lead a horse to water but at the end of the day he's still a pig.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I just watched a reel of Tiffani Thiessen making a pie with aggressive eye contact with the camera the whole time and... Holy Shit!

 

[SWR101]

Bruh she done told you where her clitoris was 4 times and showed you how to wash the dishes 6 times....you can lead a horse to water but at the end of the day he's still a pig.

I do 100% of the dishes at the house, and 80% of the laundry and most of the cleaning in general, just tell me you want the noise cancelling headphones!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok ok … Christmas movie emoji challenge again … see if anyone can get this.

 

[SWR101]

Ok ok … Christmas movie emoji challenge again … see if anyone can get this.

Die Hard?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Die Hard?

Nope.

 

[SWR101]

Nope.

Darn, I will say the skyscraper means I wasn’t just saying it to say it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Darn, I will say the skyscraper means I wasn’t just saying it to say it

try again.

It’s a newer one.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

try again.

It’s a newer one.

So not Miracle on 34th Street
Elf?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So not Miracle on 34th Street
Elf?

Lol nope.

 

[SWR101]

try again.

It’s a newer one.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York?