Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

@crazychemgirl

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[crazychemgirl]

I flirt as well as Helen Keller paints, so I'm sorry I can't really help there.

But, if it makes you feel good to know, I legitimately thought you were about a decade younger than I think you are. You give off fun and youthful vibes, so some recent comments that hint towards being a tad older than I thought have caught me off guard.

All that to say, you're fun, flirty, and youthful regardless of actual age!

Anyone wanna take a guess at how old I am??


(Besides people who actually know the answer)

 

[LupineOne]

Someone flirt with me and tell me nice things and post memes … I’m having a shit morning.

Plus today and tomorrow is going to be mental at work.

I still smile at the thought of you being brave enough to send me a pic of your legs, because we both were having a shit day and doing our best not to break down sobbing, and you knew it would make me smile

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Someone flirt with me and tell me nice things and post memes … I’m having a shit morning.

Plus today and tomorrow is going to be mental at work.

Hey baby, I reserved that spot under the bridge again.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Anyone wanna take a guess at how old I am??


(Besides people who actually know the answer)

Emotionally or….what?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@crazychemgirl should never delete our PM thread because I’d cry

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What did I do?!?!

 

[vagrantx]

Anyone wanna take a guess at how old I am??


(Besides people who actually know the answer)

Oooooh no, I'm not falling into this one

 

[LupineOne]

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I’m using this at some point

 

[LupineOne]

Anyone wanna take a guess at how old I am??


(Besides people who actually know the answer)

I sense a trap…but I’ll throw that question out there for me too!

 

[Saltfountain]

Anyone wanna take a guess at how old I am??


(Besides people who actually know the answer)

You're all fucking cowards...

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

You're all fucking cowards...

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I'm not fucking anyone

 

[Bry1313]

You're all fucking cowards...

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Or we might know the answer……

 

[hotoldrguy]

my age is in my sig

 

[Wriggle]

Anyone wanna take a guess at how old I am??


(Besides people who actually know the answer)

The answer to this question is always 40

 

[Wriggle]

Gets full body nudes brag

That's because you have a little lit lady

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I never read back …. I have no FOMO

You* barely read the comment you’re replying TO.


*see also: Me

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

This woman has the right idea... Anyone meeting me at Target?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Someone flirt with me and tell me nice things and post memes … I’m having a shit morning.

Plus today and tomorrow is going to be mental at work.

I'm terrible at flirting, will you take gifs of boobs instead?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm terrible at flirting, will you take gifs of boobs instead?

I’m not sure you understand what “terrible” means?

 

[Wriggle]

I'm terrible at flirting, will you take gifs of boobs instead?

I would marry Pink heart

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m not sure you understand what “terrible” means?

Wanna see my pet rock collection?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I would marry Pink heart

If you send her your elephant clip, I'm sure you could make her swoon!

 

[Wriggle]

If you send her your elephant clip, I'm sure you could make her swoon!

I wish I'd had put googly eyes on my elephant

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wish I'd had put googly eyes on my elephant

Time for a re-shoot

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wanna see my pet rock collection?

My wife also collects rocks and minerals! She just joined the local rock hounding club

So yes!