Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Not according to @OrdinaryPerson and her “friends” in L.A.

A sweater is something that pulls over your head and a jacket is something that zips or buttons up

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m not sure im ready to reveal my crush, even to you. I’d enjoy the tea though.

Like you could remember her name

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

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What kind of lunatic is doing it the way on the right?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Question for the masses …


If there was an anonymous crush thread where you sent me your crush to post anonymously…, would you like that?

It's also a matchmaking service for people who are too shy to directly tell their crush

 

[Lmizzler]

They keep him locked in the truck outside. Very demeaning.

The least you people could do is put an air freshener in this dang thing!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The least you people could do is put an air freshener in this dang thing!

Oh good, you're still in there

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Question for the masses …


If there was an anonymous crush thread where you sent me your crush to post anonymously…, would you like that?

I feel like some of these thread ideas of yours are a thinly veiled scam to acquire gossip/blackmail material.

"Send me your bank account details and social security number and I'll tell you who your ideal mate is!”

 

[Lmizzler]

What? No, it's

• 1 You Do Not Talk About Cock Club...
• 2 You Do NOT Talk About Cock Club...
• 3 If Someone Says "Stop" Or Goes Limp, Taps Out, The cockFight Is Over. ...
• 4 Only Two Cocks To A Cacaw...
• 5 One Cacaw At A Time. ...
• 6 No Shirts, No Shoes. ...
• 7 Cacaws Will Go On As Long As They Have To. ...
• 8 If This Is Your First Night At Cock Club, You Have To Cacaw

I’m still waiting on the guy with the CNC machine to finish cutting these into steel plates for us to hang up at headquarters.

 

[SWR101]

I feel like some of these thread ideas of yours are a thinly veiled scam to acquire gossip/blackmail material.

"Send me your bank account details and social security number and I'll tell you who your ideal mate is!”

You say that like she couldn’t just ask directly and get a solid dozen or so before someone got wise…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like some of these thread ideas of yours are a thinly veiled scam to acquire gossip/blackmail material.

"Send me your bank account details and social security number and I'll tell you who your ideal mate is!”

I promise I’m deleting messages as soon as I get them!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Proof is in the pudding

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's also a matchmaking service for people who are too shy to directly tell their crush

EXACTLY!!!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

It's also a matchmaking service for people who are too shy to directly tell their crush

Where's the matchmaking service for people who have crushes on the unavailable and disinterested?

 

[Bry1313]

A sweater is something that pulls over your head and a jacket is something that zips or buttons up

Why don’t words mean the same thing there that they do everywhere else?

 

[Bry1313]

Like you could remember her name

I don’t know anyone’s name.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why don’t words mean the same thing there that they do everywhere else?

I call everything a sweater.


BAM!

 

[Bry1313]

I feel like some of these thread ideas of yours are a thinly veiled scam to acquire gossip/blackmail material.

"Send me your bank account details and social security number and I'll tell you who your ideal mate is!”

Oh she’s a tea collector, for sure.

Here is just one of her tea fields

https://media1.tenor.com/m/woeEyVUQMKYAAAAd/nature-boy-sg-nature-lover-boy.gif

 

[Lmizzler]

Just cc me

This is clearly a trap and exactly how I ended up locked in the trunk.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You say that like she couldn’t just ask directly and get a solid dozen or so before someone got wise…

I mean, my confessions thread has like 60 pages.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It's the most used voca on Lit.

My crushes are ever changing.

But I'm always in the top 5 right?

 

[Bry1313]

I promise I’m deleting messages as soon as I get them!!!

Um me too, that’s why my PM box is empty.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is clearly a trap and exactly how I ended up locked in the trunk.

Blink twice if you need assistance.

 

[lavendersilk]

But I'm always in the top 5 right?

Of course!

 

[Bry1313]

I call everything a sweater.


BAM!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/KeWbcX2qz4cAAAAd/why-are-you-like-this-mrs-claus.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

Speaking of which …. My cave is open for all your Christmas confessions.


Thread 'CCG’s Cave of Confessions'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/ccg’s-cave-of-confessions.1622324/


Be it your Christmas crush, your embarrassing caught under the mistletoe story or that time a raccoon fell from your attic Christmas morning.