Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

Never, the Puritans are winning lately

Holy shit, yes. Guys, please rescue me from Gillead-Texas.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ya, but I'd definitely spill it, because while I can salsa like pro, I'm not very specially aware and knock things over all of the time

You know this is non responsive? Right?

 

[Bry1313]

Love you brother.

Do you wanna tell us about seeing U2 on the Zoo TV tour too?

I mean I didn’t want to go that route tonight but if you insist

 

[morelikeasong]

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Does @Lmizzler want me to mail you some?

Mail me some too, please

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Does @Lmizzler want me to mail you some?

I'm sure he'd greatly appreciate that

 

[MindYaBitness]

You know this is non responsive? Right?

I'm so confused. Use smaller words

 

[__Nathan1968]

Yes. He’s very smart.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm so confused. Use smaller words

Whatever

 

[Bry1313]

I'm so confused. Use smaller words

Non is a pretty small word

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean I didn’t want to go that route tonight but if you insist

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I’ve never loved you more

 

[TXRafe]

I’ve only dropped E once…not at a rave, but in a hotel room with an ex-BF. My libido is ridiculous anyway, so I didn’t notice much of a difference.

my libido is crazy but i, definitely, noticed...though i also reupped 3 times...amazing trip

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh, I forgot you're in Oregon! Get Grön Pearls, they're my FAVORITE. Speaking of arousal, they basically make my clothes fall off!

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Does @Lmizzler want me to mail you some?

Mail me some too, please

Monkey Man, everyone with eyes wants you to send them both some!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Whatever

Non is a pretty small word

You two are not helping.

 

[Bry1313]

I’ve never loved you more

Sometimes the post is written for you, and you are just the vessel hitting submit.

 

[morelikeasong]

You two are not helping.

Are they ever?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve only dropped E once…not at a rave, but in a hotel room with an ex-BF. My libido is ridiculous anyway, so I didn’t notice much of a difference.

When I did E it wasn’t that it drove things into overdrive , it’s that there was no gradient. Everything was either the best thing ever or it was fucking bullshit. Not sure it raised the ceiling for the best though.

So I can see this for you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You two are not helping.

Yes we are

 

[Bry1313]

Are they ever?

How dare you

 

[Bry1313]

Yes we are

We told her not to drink the water. That’s so helpful.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Pro tip…….you don’t drink the water

Yes. He’s very smart.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mail me some too, please

They're soooooo good! I don't know what kind of elvin creatures farm their weed, or where they source their unicorn dung for fertilizer, but that stuff just hits different. Seriously, clothes are optional when I take those. Take one before bed, by midnight I've stripped my clothes off in my sleep, and spouse is super extra more attractive than he already is, and every touch feels like it ripples through my skin. If I lived in Oregon I'd be broke & high 24/7.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are they ever?

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[MindYaBitness]

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Is this the  male monkey version of clutching pearls?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I took a CBD gummy today and got decently buzzed. It was glorious. This weekend will hopefully be more of that.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

What's amazing is that I can come in here late at night and feel like the most clueless, dumbest mother fucker alive