Sex & Shenanigans

[LKincaid42]

I should put on some pasties and try it again

Umm... yes please?

 

[Wand3rlust]

We were?

Was it good for you?

 

[LKincaid42]

I so wanna google “cheese tsunami” but I’m afraid

If we're to picture rolls of cheese dripping off of MindYa's boobs then tsunami seemed to be the appropriate term.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just imagine manky beef flaps doused in sauce.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok if not 10 minutes…. What time limit do you need to be able to fulfil you hole role?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Right. It's 2 20am, and I cba to hang around to see if @deefalttwunnyfor works out how to use his new phone.

Later, lovely people.

And @Bry1313 .

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok if not 10 minutes…. What time limit do you need to be able to fulfil you hole role?

I'll get back to you in about 35...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Right. It's 2 20am, and I cba

collective bargaining agreement? We dont' even have a salary cap?!?!?

to hang around to see if @deefalttwunnyfor works out how to use his new phone.

All I can say is 'fuck apple'
I've never actually tried to fuck an apple... there's a movie where they say peaches are better for that

 

[SWR101]

oh, so that's what caused his flash backs mid-cam with me. Got it.

*Note to self: do not bring erotic Hot Pocket eating into camming... again

I feel this is largely untapped market though…

 

[Deadbed1968]

oh, so that's what caused his flash backs mid-cam with me. Got it.

*Note to self: do not bring erotic Hot Pocket eating into camming... again

Now that’s a term for Cunnilingus I’ve never heard before!

 

[crazychemgirl]

collective bargaining agreement? We dont' even have a salary cap?!?!?

All I can say is 'fuck apple'
I've never actually tried to fuck an apple... there's a movie where they say peaches are better for that

Apple isn’t that bad …. Come here big boy … let me teach you the ways

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Apple isn’t that bad …. Come here big boy … let me teach you the ways

Oh my...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t think those will stick to my boobs.

Never know until you try.

 

[MindYaBitness]

collective bargaining agreement? We dont' even have a salary cap?!?!?

All I can say is 'fuck apple'
I've never actually tried to fuck an apple... there's a movie where they say peaches are better for that

Apple is the great Satan of phones. I recently watched a video of a cult deprogramer who said their followers literally fulfill the definition of cultist

I've got an iPhone, and a Galaxy, and I can confidently say, fuck apple!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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Well, this is just horrifying.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Ever wonder "how in the hell did I get here? What led me to this place and time?"

...yeah...

 

[MrMakersMark]

Apple is the great Satan of phones. I recently watched a video of a cult deprogramer who said their followers literally fulfill the definition of cultist

I've got an iPhone, and a Galaxy, and I can confidently say, fuck apple!

Left Apple early this year, and I am never going back.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Erm. You do you, babe.

@crazychemgirl was right, yours slid off. But I'm not a quiter, I got the cheese tsunami version and they stuck just fine

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, this is just horrifying.

You should have been here a few pages ago.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Hope springs eternal. I am trying to wear her down with my nerdiness, lack of charisma, and requests of "okay, how do you pronounce this?"

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You should have been here a few pages ago.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hope springs eternal. I am trying to wear her down with my nerdiness, lack of charisma, and requests of "okay, how do you pronounce this?"

It’s oregaaaaaaaaaano

 

[Lmizzler]

@crazychemgirl was right, yours slid off. But I'm not a quiter, I got the cheese tsunami version and they stuck just fine

I might have just been converted @crazychemgirl

 

[UnquietDreams]

I might have just been converted @crazychemgirl

Converted, perverted, tomato, tomahto.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s oregaaaaaaaaaano

Skwiiiriiiil.