Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

You had me at threesome. And also at 'you'

You as in me or you as in you?

 

[Wand3rlust]

How is this even a question? Breasts. Food is the only place where breasts are the worst

We agree with ourself.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I also love thighs. Just not from chickens.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It’s definitely the kind of salty I like in my mouth.

It's top 3 for me.
Up there with salted rim margs and that taste on your lips when you come up out of the water in the ocean.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I prefer other salty mouthwatering things

#bonerlava …?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Bone = flavour.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dear esteemed panel of judges, I would like the above referenced commenter to be reprimanded and maybe imprisoned? for the above comment. I'd like to leave it to the worst POJ ever to decide punishment

I've just decided that chicken feet is my mid sex snack.

 

[MandaPandaa]

You as in me or you as in you?

"In you"...

 

[morelikeasong]

I only eat breasts.

I also love thighs.

Come over?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like fried wings but like… not fried like fried chicken fried… does that make sense?

Yes. Fried without coating, tossed in sauce (or not) and either devoured, or tossed onto a hot grill for just a moment, then devoured.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Bone = flavour.

Bone =

Sorry. I have sex on the brain.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've just decided that chicken feet is my mid sex snack.

Ok. Now we've gone mental and should be locked up.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yes, there is a bone. (Isn't there bones in all of these cuts?) But it has the best flavor.

But it's the one that always gets in the way? Just like when you're in a threeway and you want the best hole, but the other guy is always hogging it

 

[morelikeasong]

#bonerlava …?

No, I mostly prefer that elsewhere

I was thinking more about mozzarella sticks

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've just decided that chicken feet is my mid sex snack.

Okay, now this is my favorite.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I've just decided that chicken feet is my mid sex snack.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMnBjcWY4MnZ5MTNpZHhmaDJwYmV0ZjQ3MGdvd3J1Znc1d3c5a2FlMSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/YZlQaMesgPIAM/giphy.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, I mostly prefer that elsewhere

I was thinking more about mozzarella sticks

Mid-sex snack

 

[UnquietDreams]

But it's the one that always gets in the way? Just like when you're in a threeway and you want the best hole, but the other guy is always hogging it

That has not been my experience with either eating chicken or threeways.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

But it's the one that always gets in the way? Just like when you're in a threeway and you want the best hole, but the other guy is always hogging it

What's the best hole???

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bone =

Sorry. I have sex on the brain.

Uhm … my dear … how is this different from any other time?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You as in me or you as in you?

Me as in you?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Bone =

Sorry. I have sex on the brain.

I didn't understand the sorry.

 

[crazychemgirl]

But it's the one that always gets in the way? Just like when you're in a threeway and you want the best hole, but the other guy is always hogging it

This is solved by only having one man per 3some

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mid-sex snack

Yes! This is how you end up with crumbs in bed.

 

[Bry1313]

Maybe if he mixes ketchup and gravy

He did for you