Sex & Shenanigans

Good morning degenerates. I don't have it in me to scroll back through time to catch-up so we'll just jump in right here.
After a quick read it looks like the topic of recent conversation had something to do with stress related to worrying about when and where one’s sex toys are being delivered and who else, children, parents, neighbors, tenants, etc. may find out about it.
 
After a quick read it looks like the topic of recent conversation had something to do with stress related to worrying about when and where one’s sex toys are being delivered and who else, children, parents, neighbors, tenants, etc. may find out about it.
Ah. Thanks. I bring both of my toys to the dinner table, go out in public with them, take them to work with me, and even put them in other people's hands.
 
Ah. Thanks. I bring both of my toys to the dinner table, go out in public with them, take them to work with me, and even put them in other people's hands.
Me too! People see my toys all the time. They don’t seem to mind at all. Some people even want to grab them.

The best thing about my toys is I can use them for all sorts of different things. They are multifunctional!
 
I asked a similar question at Olive Garden, asking for topless breadsticks and the waitress slapped me 🤷‍♂️ I know, weird response right?
I ordered a bourbon and ginger from a red headed bartender once. She asked if I wanted to choose my bourbon. I said I’d rather choose my ginger.

She blushed redder than her hair.
 
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