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nipplecaresser said:
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

I make terrible science puns, but only periodically.

The invention of math textbooks presented a lot of problems.

I’m not sure if my ceiling is the best in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

Why are fish the easiest animals to weigh? Because they come with their own scales.

I started a business selling yachts in the attic. Sails are through the roof.

Last night, I kept dreaming that I’d written Lord of the Rings. My wife said I’d been Tolkein in my sleep.

I know a lot of jokes about cash machines, but I just can’t think of one atm.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, then it struck me.

I wouldn’t let my children go the orchestra. There’s too much sax and violins.

I’ve written a book about sandpaper. It’s a work of friction.

Cleaning mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.

A physicist and a biologist had a relationship, but there was no chemistry.

I hope “Fast and Furious 10” is called “Fast 10: Your Seatbelts”

Why did the angle divide its adjacent by its hypotenuse? Just cos.

Why does it cost so much to put air in tyres these days? Inflation.
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nipplecaresser said:
Now, this is a classic example of how my mind works. I read this in 2 ways. One is a weather report in two stages. The other is a short weather bulletin followed by a personal observation. A psychiatrist would have a field day :ROFLMAO:
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You and I should not be in the same room together.

Or on the same forum. But hey, it’s lit!!

We would probably be like the kids in class the teacher would have to keep apart.
 
Morning all and hope everyone is having a great start to their Thursday! Made it to Fla and yep, hate to rub it in, it’s soooo nice. Not humid, just nice low 70’s and 🌞…don’t hate me all you winter warriors up north. I’ll soon be joining you🥶😭 so look out for my whining when I get there! I’m usually acclimated by this time but we had our little Indian Summer this year and the blood is a little thin.

JH, MZ…get used to it! 😁

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HumpDayHoratio said:
Morning all and hope everyone is having a great start to their Thursday! Made it to Fla and yep, hate to rub it in, it’s soooo nice. Not humid, just nice low 70’s and 🌞…don’t hate me all you winter warriors up north. I’ll soon be joining you🥶😭 so look out for my whining when I get there! I’m usually acclimated by this time but we had our little Indian Summer this year and the blood is a little thin.

JH, MZ…get used to it! 😁

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That just looks cold. No smoke from fire places! I want to hit those slopes!
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
Good morning Wonderer and OM. Thanks for the BD wishes. It’s really too cold and slippery that even the old dog forfeits his walk. So not much planned today but maybe this weekend.
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Dog wanted out this morning. Opened the door, and she just stared from four feet away. It was a big nope! Tried to send her out, she did a complete 180 maneuver at the threshold and ran back to her bed.

I don't know how much is out there, but it's a lot.

Anyway, another snow day for the kids. Lucky little buggers, we never had them when I was little!

A snowy good morning to you all!
 
Good morning everyone. I hope you all had a restful night.

I’m not going to go on the rant I wanted to, although I feel comfortable venting my frustrations here. I’ll just say I can’t wait for today to be over. I have a long weekend and I need the time away from the office.

Hope you all have a great day.
 
Morning all... looking forward to the weekend, as always!
Wonderer67 said:
Hell, I still barely know how to use the multi quote thing like @likes2watchU 😀
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Heckuva lot easier on a desktop than a phone IMO.
Props to you Litsters who phone it in. :ROFLMAO:
Missk_2022 said:
No electricity....... great
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Glad your furnace is back on... 🥶 Not fun!!
Sorry about the sleep. Lots of insomnia going around.
I was up @ 2:30 for a few myself. :rolleyes:
B2fromA2looking4U said:
I don’t think they do as some schools are closed. My daughter is on it. She gave me the day off today as it’s my BD.
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Happy Birthday, B2!!! 🎂 Have a wonderful day!
dkak001 said:
Anyway, another snow day for the kids. Lucky little buggers, we never had them when I was little!
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We had more closures from cold weather than snow.
Temps -20 F and windchills -40F
Dad would impose the rule that only he left the house on those days. He would pick up any groceries, etc. and go to work but everyone else inside where it was safe/warm. Poor mom - so many kids cooped up in that house with her on those days. :oops:
BlackSatinKnight said:
Good morning everyone. I hope you all had a restful night.

I’m not going to go on the rant I wanted to, although I feel comfortable venting my frustrations here. I’ll just say I can’t wait for today to be over. I have a long weekend and I need the time away from the office.

Hope you all have a great day.
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🫂 Sorry, BSK. Enjoy that long weekend once it arrives!
 
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