The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

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Beautiful bodywork!

 

[nipplecaresser]

4/4 time... great for workouts
I had lots of Oingo Boingo on my workout mix back in the day

I often feel like I am reading a different language on this board. Is "workout mix" like trail mix and what on earth is this Oingo Boingo that you are putting on it?

 

[nipplecaresser]

Thread idea: Ways in which posting on Literotica.com has damaged you beyond repair . . . .

I was damaged looooong before Lit was even a twinkle in someone's eye!

 

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Good morning all. Have fun doing your Thursday things.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Thought for the day

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

 

[nipplecaresser]

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

I make terrible science puns, but only periodically.

The invention of math textbooks presented a lot of problems.

I’m not sure if my ceiling is the best in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

Why are fish the easiest animals to weigh? Because they come with their own scales.

I started a business selling yachts in the attic. Sails are through the roof.

Last night, I kept dreaming that I’d written Lord of the Rings. My wife said I’d been Tolkein in my sleep.

I know a lot of jokes about cash machines, but I just can’t think of one atm.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, then it struck me.

I wouldn’t let my children go the orchestra. There’s too much sax and violins.

I’ve written a book about sandpaper. It’s a work of friction.

Cleaning mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.

A physicist and a biologist had a relationship, but there was no chemistry.

I hope “Fast and Furious 10” is called “Fast 10: Your Seatbelts”

Why did the angle divide its adjacent by its hypotenuse? Just cos.

Why does it cost so much to put air in tyres these days? Inflation.

 

[Wonderer67]

I have a friend who lives outside of Houston

That sounds like the start of a good country song or a singer songwriter song!

 

[Rj_1954]

@Wonderer67

Houston (Means I'm One Day Closer to You)
Song by Larry Gatlin

 

[Noor]

I have a friend who lives outside of Houston

Me too, about 90 miles outside

 

[Missk_2022]

The wind at my house is so scary--- i feel like my house is gonna blow away.... not sure what woke me up

 

[Wonderer67]

My sister from another mister, (female friend from Work) just moved down to Houston. She is a great lady.

Miss her. She used to sit right next to me. Anyway - she is living in Houston now.

 

[Wonderer67]

Great idea

Should I stay a new thread here on this forum simply for our recipes? I would totally do it!

 

[Wonderer67]

Our council would never...... we base all our stuff on state laws..... has to be enforceable and there is no need to govern people like that

I get it, I work for an insurance company, who will always find a way to find some minute risk.

But legislating anti-fun, like snowball fights?? C’mon!

People gotta have fun!! And snowball fight.

 

[Wonderer67]

Yeah. It is a quick one.... I keep track of last page I was on and go back one and start from there. Then I go to see if anyone quoted my posts that i didn't catch ..... there is no way to read every post.....

I try to read most posts.

I had to work really late last nite. When I got home, I showed her my strategy for for keeping up and how to find quotes and reply. She’s getting the hang of it.

Hell, I still barely know how to use the multi quote thing like @likes2watchU

 

[Lilianna23]

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Every. Damn. Day!!!

 

[Wonderer67]

Good morning everyone. Another night with little sleep. I have a video appointment with an insomnia group through the VA today so we’ll see how that goes. Going to get my first of what will probably be many cups of coffee. I hope everyone is having a great day.

Keep up the fight BSK.

I have been struggling all week w insomnia. Project at work and my timing is still all fucked up from the time change. That was a month ago. Up at 320 yesterday and 1230 today.

 

[Wonderer67]

She has a major diagnostic test on Monday morning and has to be NPO (no food or water) before the test. Presently she is on pain meds, I just have to wait it out...

I’m sorry RJ. I hope she is doing as well as can be expected in the next few days.

My thoughts are with you guys….

 

[Rj_1954]

The wind at my house is so scary--- i feel like my house is gonna blow away.... The wind at my house is so scary--- i feel like my house is gonna blow away.... not sure what woke me up

A screen ripped off one of my windows (howdy neighbor)

 

[Wonderer67]

There is…the gal that runs it (@Photog1rl ) had set up a great recipe card type thing and you’d submit it and she’d doctor it up and post it. I got her over here one time but she didn’t stick around (I think it’s over in the Playground area). I’ll look and link and we can either piggyback off her thread or we can always start our own…that might be best.

Off to the friendly skies. Got all my snivel gear packed for the winter clippers racing across the country and they send me to Florida. Typical. Gotta pack some cabana wear now…I need one of those steamer trunks they used to drag around on the cruise ships!

Everyone have a great…HEY! It’s HumpDay! I encourage everyone to have a great day…on me

My second favorite winter place…Jackson Hole. If you’ve never done JH during Christmas…it’s special! Jackson Hole MZ…what the heck..the rest of the month!

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Man, you gotta be on your toes. I guess they can send you anywhere, especially if you are on call.

But Florida during a cold snap does not suck!

 

[Wonderer67]

Tried this with my wife this morning... Now I know!!

Did it turn out well??

Or did you get slapped??

 

[Wonderer67]

We had a visit and invitation to add recipes to the Chaos in the Kitchen Thread a while back, I believe. The below is post 1 in that thread...

Our resident researcher had struck again!!

You can find anything!

 

[Wonderer67]

I took out my butter and eggs to get a head start on my baking..... I found a recipe for grapefruit shortbread cookies.... you roll cut and then cut in half moon shapes price with a fork and after baked you dip the edges in glaze and sanding sugar..... I will let you know....

And I am gonna do some m and m and mix the roll out cookie dough..

I got eggs in my farm stand and they are SMALL...I am gonna have to weigh eggs to make sure they don't mess up my cookies

That sounds phenomenal. We’ll have to do a cookie bake!

I only make that one kind of cookie for Xmas .

 

[Wonderer67]

Don't forget all the schools that have outlawed it, too.

Booooooooo!

 

[Wonderer67]

Well, no wonder
And here I am all

Ya don’t deink
Don’t smoke
What do ya do??

(A pretty catchy tune!)

 

[Lilianna23]

Yummy tuna salad sandwich for dinner....yummy

Yum! I had a turkey sammie tonight!