Cock Talk

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think it's troll or harvesting? Now this is going to bug me all night

I think you're right!!!!!!!! Isn't it called trolling?!?!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think you're right!!!!!!!! Isn't it called trolling?!?!

Trawling. So close

 

[Endless_Night]

I have no (fore)skin in this game, but from a practical standpoint I'd just point out the issue of reshoots and consistency

Ohhhhhhh! Of course. This makes perfect sense. The continuity!

And equally, if you're on Take 69 of the orgasm scene, you're going to get more consistent performance from a prosthetic with a pipette full of natural yoghurt mixed with olive oil as Best Supporting Actor, rather than asking an exhausted fluffer for Baby One More Time.

*blinks*

I didn't understand half of that, yet somehow I am slightly traumatized . . . .

Also, there is not way I am googling George Wallace.

Even though I have this urge to do so.

 

[LostHorizon]

Not wrong, boobs are pretty, even full frontal naked is pretty, but a closer inspection can reveal an array of features ranging from a tidy bearded clam to oyster eating an Arby's big beef & cheddar. Dicks are at the very least more predictable in nature. Now, y'alls ball sacks are a different topic altogether and may give fuel to creationists, as it's obviously a prototype. The Creator saw his mistake and decided to put our ugliest bits concealed inside.

Oh my Lord, that’s priceless.

 

[Apisto42]

Not wrong, boobs are pretty, even full frontal naked is pretty, but a closer inspection can reveal an array of features ranging from a tidy bearded clam to oyster eating an Arby's big beef & cheddar. Dicks are at the very least more predictable in nature. Now, y'alls ball sacks are a different topic altogether and may give fuel to creationists, as it's obviously a prototype. The Creator saw his mistake and decided to put our ugliest bits concealed inside.

Luckily for me, I enjoy all seafood. Except raw sea urchin. The spiky bits are a warning. So if there’s spiky bits protecting that clam, I know to stay the hell away.

Balls are beautiful btw. I tell them that myself everyday. Don’t want them to have low self esteem.

 

[Apisto42]

The Rubber Chicken

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f2fe7a03fe5256623cc6faa751c269e/efac4710dcbe8adb-be/s500x750/7e0fee3741a4559bbbf5579b9049f0ba170563a7.gif
There has been an uptick in man dick in TV and movies over the past few years. But, it seems, many of the men are wearing prosthetic penises rather than using their own. Now the argument could be made that a lot of naked women’s breasts in movies are “fake” breasts, but they are still their real breasts, just enhanced. Where the guy is wearing a completely fake dick over his real dick.

(P.S. it took me a long time of seeing this gif before I noticed the big “fake” meat hanging between his legs).

I too did not notice the enormous dangling dongle till I read your ps. Still wondering what @Endless_Night thought about that.

Assuming there isn’t a reason to wear a prosthetic (he is supposed to be ridiculously endowed, or something) would you prefer an actor show his real penis in a movie rather than a fake dick?

So excluding porn, because I don’t watch it and the main jizz of these questions seems to be mainstream-ish media (heh “main stream”), I’d lean towards real. Boys already have to deal with everyone talking about how huge their dicks “should” be. If every dick that’s on tv is 10” soft flapping around kneecaps it’s probably not good for anyone.

Would you be bothered by a real erection in an R-rated movie instead of the NC-17 that I think is required for hardons?

No, but I don’t think it’s really needed. You can shoot a love/sex scene without hardons and dripping labia.

Would you prefer no penises in movies ever and let’s just keep the women doing the nude scenes like God intended?

Nudity doesn’t bother me. If there is a story reason why a dude is naked, then put it in. I like watching European tv shows because there isn’t this weird puritan taboo on the human body (male or female).

How do you feel about the somewhat recent trend of exploiting the male body in entertainment?

Fair is fair. We’ve all seen naked men and women. I’d prefer it to not be nakedness just for titillation, but story driven.

Do you prefer penis scenes to be non-erotic or erotic in “mainstream” movies? (Generally speaking) In other words, would you be more inclined to watch full frontal male comedy or full frontal male eroticism?

So probably not a normal viewpoint, but I’d rather there be full frontal nudity, hardons, and sex in mainstream media than body parts chopped up and other violent shit. Sex is normal human activity. Decapitation, mutilation, and such is abnormal in reality, but has been normalized in media. Something is off here.

I blame the puritans.

 

[Endless_Night]

I too did not notice the enormous dangling dongle till I read your ps. Still wondering what @Endless_Night thought about that.

I had not noticed until @hotwords229_A so helpfully pointed it out.

Thanks, Muscles.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

But the faithful prosthetic remains the same whether you're looking at your co-star's irresistible naked perfection, or Greg Wallace in an old tin bath full of dead hamsters.

I didn't understand half of that, yet somehow I am slightly traumatized . . . .

Also, there is not way I am googling George Wallace.

Even though I have this urge to do so.

Gregg Wallace, George Wallace…Tomato, Tomahto…

I mean, really… they’d probably both look about the same in an old tin bath full of dead hamsters.
Amirite?

 

[Endless_Night]

Gregg Wallace, George Wallace…Tomato, Tomahto…

I mean, really… they’d probably both look about the same in an old tin bath full of dead hamsters.
Amirite?

Oops. See? I have no idea who is the Wallace in question.

 

[Apisto42]

Gregg Wallace, George Wallace…Tomato, Tomahto…

I mean, really… they’d probably both look about the same in an old tin bath full of dead hamsters.
Amirite?

God dammit, I’m going to have to go down a dead hamster hole to find out about this now.

Though come to think of it, a dead hamster and a shriveled dick with a bush around it, probably look remarkable similar.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

God dammit, I’m going to have to go down a dead hamster hole to find out about this now.

Though come to think of it, a dead hamster and a shriveled dick with a bush around it, probably look remarkable similar.

You really don’t have to.

 

[Endless_Night]

Though come to think of it, a dead hamster and a shriveled dick with a bush around it, probably look remarkable similar.

Gah!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

So probably not a normal viewpoint, but I’d rather there be full frontal nudity, hardons, and sex in mainstream media than body parts chopped up and other violent shit. Sex is normal human activity. Decapitation, mutilation, and such is abnormal in reality, but has been normalized in media. Something is off here.

I don’t know if it’s a “normal” viewpoint, but it’s a sane and healthy one. I couldn’t agree more.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What do you mean, supposed to be?

I have no (fore)skin in this game, but from a practical standpoint I'd just point out the issue of reshoots and consistency.

This may come as a shock to some, but a real penis can vary in size according to the situation. Which is great in many ways, but not ideal if you want to splice Take 7 with Take 35 without encountering a sudden and dramatic size-related continuity issue. But the faithful prosthetic remains the same whether you're looking at your co-star's irresistible naked perfection, or Greg Wallace in an old tin bath full of dead hamsters.

And equally, if you're on Take 69 of the orgasm scene, you're going to get more consistent performance from a prosthetic with a pipette full of natural yoghurt mixed with olive oil as Best Supporting Actor, rather than asking an exhausted fluffer for Baby One More Time.

Continuity hadn’t occurred to me at all.
Brilliant!

Just look at guys at a strip club vs women at a Chippendale's/Thunder Down Under show. Very different reactions to nudity.

You mean women are far more out of control in the strip clubs, yes?

I used to get undressed while out and about. Specifically I would decide I hate bras and go into the bathroom and take my bra off. It was ok except for when my tops were see through.

Hey, can I buy you a drink?

I’d prefer it to not be nakedness just for titillation, but story driven.

This sentence makes no sense to me. I will assume autocorrect screwed up the order of the words.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You mean women are far more out of control in the strip clubs, yes?

In some ways, yes. From my limited experience, we laugh & get embarrassed, make bawdy jokes with our friends. I can't say any of us were truly turned on by the experience

 

[hotwords229_A]

In some ways, yes. From my limited experience, we laugh & get embarrassed, make bawdy jokes with our friends. I can't say any of us were truly turned on by the experience

From what I’ve been told, women are very “handsy” with the strippers in ways guys are not.
It’s the reason I always wanted to be a stripper.

 

[Apisto42]

In some ways, yes. From my limited experience, we laugh & get embarrassed, make bawdy jokes with our friends. I can't say any of us were truly turned on by the experience

Yeah, like when the club I worked in would do all male reviews and after the show I’m restocking from the walk in cooler and girls are getting railed by the male strippers in there.

Yep. Very lady like and lots of giggling indeed..

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yeah, like when the club I worked in would do all male reviews and after the show I’m restocking from the walk in cooler and girls are getting railed by the male strippers in there.

Yep. Very lady like and lots of giggling indeed..

I often wondered how often they got laid.

I'm curious like that

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I can't help you there, I'm fortunately not on the Arby's menu, and I've got pics to edit. You'll have to go trolling for oysters elsewhere

I clicked on every one of these emojis...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah, like when the club I worked in would do all male reviews and after the show I’m restocking from the walk in cooler and girls are getting railed by the male strippers in there.

Yep. Very lady like and lots of giggling indeed..

Seriously...
Ew.
I think I'm too much influenced by being a teen in the 90's & a peer educator for an AIDS organization. I assume those guys get around, and therefore my mind immediately puts them in the unfuckable/walking-petri-dish category

 

[Apisto42]

I often wondered how often they got laid.

I'm curious like that

As often as they wanted to I’d say. The whole after show thing kind of made me vomit a little. Plus I was trying to get off work and these fuckers (literally) were in the way.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I often wondered how often they got laid.

I'm curious like that

Me too, for science, of course

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Me too, for science, of course

Mine's because I went to school with one of them

 

[hotwords229_A]

The whole after show thing kind of made my penis vomit a little. Plus I was trying to get off at work and these fuckers (literally) were in my pants. It was a great job!

There is seriously something wrong with your autocorrect, so I fixed your post to what you obviously meant to type.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Also,