Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

I am auditioning for orange is the new black

 

[deft]

I am auditioning for orange is the new black

I’d give you the part.

 

[summer_reine]

The Alcohol Lick

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Do you (generally) use alcohol to relax before sex?

I don't know about now, but I needed it with my ex

What is your drink of choice?

Sugar free coolers with a shot of vodka

What kind of drunk are you?

99% of the time I'm a happy flirty silly drunk

Do a few drinks make you silly, horny, tired, angry, sad, confident, or something else?

Relaxed and silly, like I am not hiding

What crazy sexual thing did you do while drunk?

Hmm, craziest sex I had was sober. Still pretty tame compared to what I read about here

Have you experienced the horror of Whiskey Dick? How’d that go?

Horror? I mean it's hard for me trying to even jill sober. it's easier with a few drinks but impossible to get off with a few too many.

Let’s say you were willingly going to try something sexually adventurous, how many drinks would it take you to . . . (Fill in the blank)?

(answer that last one however you choose—butt sex, same sex, orgy, public sex—surprise us!)

If it took any drinks it wouldn't be worth it, I want to live those experiences in my full mind rather than a melted one

 

[hotwords229_A]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

I stand erected, I mean, corrected.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

Yes, yes you are!

 

[Endless_Night]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

Whoa!

The romper is a particularly nice touch.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

https://i.ibb.co/3M0gF0P/1000017338.gif

Peekaboob

 

[Apisto42]

Uh, I think I'm the best gif...

It’s a great gif. It’s a stupendous gif. I might even pay money for that gif, and I’m a stingy fucker about that kind of thing.

But you’re not giving an empty bottle fellatio, so it’s second place.

Now if your crocs were in frame? It’d be a toss up.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The Rubber Chicken

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There has been an uptick in man dick in TV and movies over the past few years. But, it seems, many of the men are wearing prosthetic penises rather than using their own. Now the argument could be made that a lot of naked women’s breasts in movies are “fake” breasts, but they are still their real breasts, just enhanced. Where the guy is wearing a completely fake dick over his real dick.

(P.S. it took me a long time of seeing this gif before I noticed the big “fake” meat hanging between his legs).

Assuming there isn’t a reason to wear a prosthetic (he is supposed to be ridiculously endowed, or something) would you prefer an actor show his real penis in a movie rather than a fake dick?
Would you be bothered by a real erection in an R-rated movie instead of the NC-17 that I think is required for hardons?
Would you prefer no penises in movies ever and let’s just keep the women doing the nude scenes like God intended?
How do you feel about the somewhat recent trend of exploiting the male body in entertainment?
Do you prefer penis scenes to be non-erotic or erotic in “mainstream” movies? (Generally speaking) In other words, would you be more inclined to watch full frontal male comedy or full frontal male eroticism?

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

I’d definitely prefer to see an actors real cock over prosthetic. Cocks are just nice to look at… x

 

[OnaTangent]

I’d definitely prefer to see an actors real cock over prosthetic. Cocks are just nice to look at… x

That said, movies are all about the illusion

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

That said, movies are all about the illusion

I’d best stick to reality then

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The Rubber Chicken

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There has been an uptick in man dick in TV and movies over the past few years. But, it seems, many of the men are wearing prosthetic penises rather than using their own. Now the argument could be made that a lot of naked women’s breasts in movies are “fake” breasts, but they are still their real breasts, just enhanced. Where the guy is wearing a completely fake dick over his real dick.

(P.S. it took me a long time of seeing this gif before I noticed the big “fake” meat hanging between his legs).

Assuming there isn’t a reason to wear a prosthetic (he is supposed to be ridiculously endowed, or something) would you prefer an actor show his real penis in a movie rather than a fake dick?

Depends? If it's supposed to be realistic, then real meat? If it's fantasy, then match the rest of the aesthetic? I'm sort of torn. On 1 hand (heh), porn has the masses wondering what normal dick looks like so reality would be helpful. On the other hand (heheh), isn't entertainment supposed to be fictional?

Would you be bothered by a real erection in an R-rated movie instead of the NC-17 that I think is required for hardons?

I think any genitalia, male or female, should be NC-17. Breast? PG-13 to R (big ole depends here on so many factors). Butts? PG-13.
And sorry for using US ratings.

Would you prefer no penises in movies ever and let’s just keep the women doing the nude scenes like God intended?

Purely for equality, no. I think it will either lessen the exploitation of women, especially younger ones in their earlier career, or increase it for men. But in this case, it would result in more exposure of exploitation, which would thereby reduce it.

How do you feel about the somewhat recent trend of exploiting the male body in entertainment?

All's fair?

Do you prefer penis scenes to be non-erotic or erotic in “mainstream” movies? (Generally speaking) In other words, would you be more inclined to watch full frontal male comedy or full frontal male eroticism?

Irrelevant? I'm never jonesing for johnson.

 

[SixShooter14]

Depends? If it's supposed to be realistic, then real meat? If it's fantasy, then match the rest of the aesthetic? I'm sort of torn. On 1 hand (heh), porn has the masses wondering what normal dick looks like so reality would be helpful. On the other hand (heheh), isn't entertainment supposed to be fictional?


I think any genitalia, male or female, should be NC-17. Breast? PG-13 to R (big ole depends here on so many factors). Butts? PG-13.
And sorry for using US ratings.


Purely for equality, no. I think it will either lessen the exploitation of women, especially younger ones in their earlier career, or increase it for men. But in this case, it would result in more exposure of exploitation, which would thereby reduce it.


All's fair?


Irrelevant? I'm never jonesing for johnson.

I echo all of this

 

[hotoldrguy]

Assuming there isn’t a reason to wear a prosthetic (he is supposed to be ridiculously endowed, or something) would you prefer an actor show his real penis in a movie rather than a fake dick?
He should show the real deal.
Would you be bothered by a real erection in an R-rated movie instead of the NC-17 that I think is required for hardons?
I would not, but ratings give an expectation to people that would not want to see an erect penis in a movie
Would you prefer no penises in movies ever and let’s just keep the women doing the nude scenes like God intended?
I think that since we expect it of female actors, there is no reason not to with male actors. Also, sex scenes in movies seem less believable with what gets covered up at points when you would expect both people to be comfortable completely nude.
How do you feel about the somewhat recent trend of exploiting the male body in entertainment?
Women have been exploited forever. About time men had to deal with it too
Do you prefer penis scenes to be non-erotic or erotic in “mainstream” movies? (Generally speaking) In other words, would you be more inclined to watch full frontal male comedy or full frontal male eroticism?
Either is fine by me.

 

[Endless_Night]

But, it seems, many of the men are wearing prosthetic penises rather than using their own.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?! This is a thing?

Assuming there isn’t a reason to wear a prosthetic (he is supposed to be ridiculously endowed, or something) would you prefer an actor show his real penis in a movie rather than a fake dick?

I prefer neither, thank you very much.

Would you be bothered by a real erection in an R-rated movie instead of the NC-17 that I think is required for hardons?

This is just not something I want to see.

Would you prefer no penises in movies ever and let’s just keep the women doing the nude scenes like God intended?

Female nudity does not bother me a whit. Maybe it's so prevalent I've become inured.

Male nudity doesn't both me either, as long as we're not talking appendages. Appendages are . . . sexual.

How do you feel about the somewhat recent trend of exploiting the male body in entertainment?

Do you prefer penis scenes to be non-erotic or erotic in “mainstream” movies? (Generally speaking) In other words, would you be more inclined to watch full frontal male comedy or full frontal male eroticism?

I blanked before getting through both sentences.

 

[Mei5ter]

Assuming there isn’t a reason to wear a prosthetic (he is supposed to be ridiculously endowed, or something)

What do you mean, supposed to be?

would you prefer an actor show his real penis in a movie rather than a fake dick?

I have no (fore)skin in this game, but from a practical standpoint I'd just point out the issue of reshoots and consistency.

This may come as a shock to some, but a real penis can vary in size according to the situation. Which is great in many ways, but not ideal if you want to splice Take 7 with Take 35 without encountering a sudden and dramatic size-related continuity issue. But the faithful prosthetic remains the same whether you're looking at your co-star's irresistible naked perfection, or Greg Wallace in an old tin bath full of dead hamsters.

And equally, if you're on Take 69 of the orgasm scene, you're going to get more consistent performance from a prosthetic with a pipette full of natural yoghurt mixed with olive oil as Best Supporting Actor, rather than asking an exhausted fluffer for Baby One More Time.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Assuming there isn’t a reason to wear a prosthetic (he is supposed to be ridiculously endowed, or something) would you prefer an actor show his real penis in a movie rather than a fake dick?

I'm guessing it's go with fake, just continuity. Whether or not you're sporting the lap taffy your mother gave you likely isn't pertinent to the story being told.

Would you be bothered by a real erection in an R-rated movie instead of the NC-17 that I think is required for hardons?
Would you prefer no penises in movies ever and let’s just keep the women doing the nude scenes like God intended?

Women are just prettier to look at Penises and their aforementioned erections are usually used for comic relief or a shock factor. I'm fine with that in rated R movie. If you're trying to make it sensual/sexual, keep it in adult films

How do you feel about the somewhat recent trend of exploiting the male body in entertainment?

It's nice to see the tables turned a bit. However, the reception is different in the female gaze. Just look at guys at a strip club vs women at a Chippendale's/Thunder Down Under show. Very different reactions to nudity.

Do you prefer penis scenes to be non-erotic or erotic in “mainstream” movies? (Generally speaking) In other words, would you be more inclined to watch full frontal male comedy or full frontal male eroticism?

Non-erotic

 

[Photog1rl]

The Alcohol Lick

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Do you (generally) use alcohol to relax before sex?

No, but drinking makes me hornier.

What is your drink of choice?

I like gin or vodka drinks, something fruity or bubbles. I love champagne and Prosecco and drinks with them.

What kind of drunk are you?

Happy, silly, handsy

Do a few drinks make you silly, horny, tired, angry, sad, confident, or something else?

Flirty, horny and bold.

What crazy sexual thing did you do while drunk?

I used to get undressed while out and about. Specifically I would decide I hate bras and go into the bathroom and take my bra off. It was ok except for when my tops were see through.

Have you experienced the horror of Whiskey Dick? How’d that go?

N/A

If you are not a drinker, how do you relax before going out, getting laid, and/or overcoming (minor) social anxieties?

I may take a gummy or have a drink but I’m also a total dork and generally have a no fucks given attitude so I tent to not have social anxiety.

Let’s say you were willingly going to try something sexually adventurous, how many drinks would it take you to . . . (Fill in the blank)?

(answer that last one however you choose—butt sex, same sex, orgy, public sex—surprise us!)

Butt sex-none
Same sex-non required but it is a desire that I may act more on when a little buzzed.
Orgy-this would depend on the people. For some folks I would need nothing to become adventurous for others there is no amount of alcohol that would work.
Public sex- tipsy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Women are just prettier to look at Penises and their aforementioned erections are usually used for comic relief or a shock factor.

This is where I'm at. Women are almost objectively prettier than men. BUT

I think penises have more potential to be more attractive than lady bits. Maybe I'm wrong

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is where I'm at. Women are almost objectively prettier than men. BUT

I think penises have more potential to be more attractive than lady bits. Maybe I'm wrong

Not wrong, boobs are pretty, even full frontal naked is pretty, but a closer inspection can reveal an array of features ranging from a tidy bearded clam to oyster eating an Arby's big beef & cheddar. Dicks are at the very least more predictable in nature. Now, y'alls ball sacks are a different topic altogether and may give fuel to creationists, as it's obviously a prototype. The Creator saw his mistake and decided to put our ugliest bits concealed inside.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

eating an Arby's big beef & cheddar.

goddamn it, now I'm hungry

 

[MindYaBitness]

goddamn it, now I'm hungry

I can't help you there, I'm fortunately not on the Arby's menu, and I've got pics to edit. You'll have to go trolling for oysters elsewhere

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I can't help you there, I'm fortunately not on the Arby's menu, and I've got pics to edit. You'll have to go trolling for oysters elsewhere

Sounds like it's time to fishing!
Do you fish for oysters? Whatever time to cast those nets

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sounds like it's time to fishing!
Do you fish for oysters? Whatever time to cast those nets

I think it's troll or harvesting? Now this is going to bug me all night