The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

Oh my god! My wife found me.

Everyone be cool!

Now she can join your girl gang.

You know you have to pay for her jacket...

 

[Lilianna23]

I also bought a facial steamer on sale specifically for this purpose.

Also good for your skin!

 

[Lilianna23]

Im usually very supportive but the mention of these cookies is an eye rolling event

My husband used to hang about the kitchen when I was baking so he could QC the cookies!

 

[Lilianna23]

Cookies? Who knows how to make Christmas cookies? I plan to make a Scottish Fruit Cake!

I make cookies! Lots and LOTS of cookies!

 

[likes2watchU]

Our compost heap would be 10 feet high and 75 feet long! As it is, just pushing them back in the woods makes a 250 foot long pile 3 feet high. Be selling compost just to make room for the next falls leaves! Leaf blower is the right tool for the job in some places...

New Side Hustle just dropped
DK's All Natural Compost

 

[likes2watchU]

It's that time... so tired!
Sweet Dreams all...
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[nipplecaresser]

Forecast of some places 24 -36 inches

Those estimates are probably from men, so expect about half that!

On a serious (unusually for me) note be careful out there.

 

[nipplecaresser]

I don't like citrus. I find that strange because I live in the center of so many trees.

Because I never ate them, my daughter was 7 before she ever had one. It was hilarious. She didn't know how to eat it. Some one brought a bag of cuties?? to a soccer game and she came up to me with one that looked like an apple with a bite out of it. She had a disgusted look on her face and said, I don't like this. She pushed it out of her mouth and it had the chewed up skin in it She didn't know you peel them! I showed her how and then she said it was much better

Never heard this word in connection with fruit before. If someone had told me they were bringing cuties to a game, I would have hoped to meet one and get a phone number!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning barflies. Have a lovely, warm Wednesday.

 

[nipplecaresser]

I was on the toilet, angry and late for work. I thought to myself, “I don’t have time for this sh*t.”

I really have to stop dropping things. It’s seriously getting out of hand.

I once got into so much debt that I couldn’t even afford my electricity bills. It was the darkest time of my life.

Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don’t know what you’re missing.

I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know why.

I lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.

To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you. You have my Word.

I have an intense fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.

I listened to a song about the common cold. It was very catchy.

The periodic table is elementary knowledge.

When time machines are finally invented, people will be taken aback.

An expensive laxative will give you a run for your money.

I finally got my book “How To Make Your Own Watch.” It’s about time.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent!

 

[Lilianna23]

Morning/nearly afternoon all of you.
It's a sleeping in day here. Woke with bad headache at 5am. Letting some drugs kick in, and maybe having a lazy day, except maybe dealing with some more snow, again (still???) ( It hasn't stopped since Thursday... ).

I call that hibernation time!

 

[Lilianna23]

Please post any good recipes here! Looking for something new to make this Christmas…

Isn't there a food/recipes thread? If not, we should start one!

 

[Lilianna23]

Morning Mrs. Wonderer it's a pleasure to meet you. I hope you enjoy your time here as well as everyone here. I'm the quiet one of the group, although occasionally I enjoy batting practice while I'm here. Hope you enjoy your stay and don't hesitate in reaching out should you have any questions, or concerns.

Uh, huh! "The quiet one" indeed!

 

[Lilianna23]

I went outside to get my drill and some supplies to hang a couple shelves...... and I forgot the dang level...... ugh

Sounds like something I would do!

 

[Lilianna23]

These are good if you like raisins...always wondered if could replace with craisins or another dried fruit???

I bet you could use any dried fruit you like.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Thought for the day

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

[Lilianna23]

I was watching q dog show qnd the terriers were on and I can tell the difference (now) between a Norwich and Norfolk terrier.... Norwich have pointy ears like a witches hat....

Don't know if you find value in this info but I thought was interesting and i live love love pup dogs and cats.... ask grey and wat... I am auntie to all 5 golden retrievers and wats tiny tigers...

G will have to retrain his boys after we get through with them!

 

[Lilianna23]

Aren't you here a bit early???
(Checks clock for time-warp situation, or other time related anomalies...)

I was on a bit earlier than usual! Just trying to keep you disoriented!

 

[nipplecaresser]

G will have to retrain his boys after we get through with them!

 

[Lilianna23]

The freezing rain sure makes for fun driving yuk. I also prefer snow..... Lots of it. Makes for a better water year next year... How ya doing Lil? Avoiding the cold?

I'm doing well! You?

We had our first hard freeze last night then it stayed around freezing most of the day. Good thing my fuchsias were moved inside!

I think cold avoidance is off the table for the next few months. But we have no precipitation.

 

[Lilianna23]

I ordered some new electronics to replace my ancient ones.
Think I have my Secret Santa gift sorted, too. Just have to decide how to wrap it up.

If I give actual presents to anyone, they are in a gift bag. Lots of tissue paper surrounding it.

 

[Lilianna23]

That sounds fun!!

I hope it will be!

 

[Lilianna23]

I was considering a newer iPhone. Which phone were you considering?

I'm a Samsung stan! I'm considering the S24 Ultra. I have the S22 Ultra now. I got it when it first came out so it's nearly 3 years old now.

 

[Rj_1954]

G'morning

Why am I even awake ar 2 am?
Later...

 

[Lilianna23]

Just buy Japanese....
Or Motorola even

My problem is I've been seduced by the cameras on the S24 Ultra!